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Posted on: October 8, 2019 at 11:40:41 CT
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Local Man Loathes the Loathing of Others
St. Louis, MO - A local man spent the afternoon *****ing and complaining about the *****ing and complaining of others. "I mean, all they do is complain" the man complained. "They're losers" said the one-time collegiate punter who now makes a living complaining on a local radio station. "I mean seriously, all they do is complain and ***** - callers, what do you think?" said the man as he anxiously awaited the positive reinforcement of callers to call in and complain along with him.
But in a surprise twist, one caller who goes by the name of "Obvious Plant" called in to instead complain about the fact that there wasn't enough complaining. "This is why we'll never win anything" complained Obvious Plant. "Our fanbase is just too apathetic. What's it going to take to get some of these people fired-up and demanding more?" Indeed, this seemed to strike a chord among the other listeners, as both promptly called in to reiterate that it was indeed the lack of complaining that was truly holding everyone back. "This is an outrage!" loathed the unnamed caller. "I am outraged!" he complained.
We will keep you posted as this story continues to unfold.
St. Louis, MO - A local man spent the afternoon *****ing and complaining about the *****ing and complaining of others. "I mean, all they do is complain" the man complained. "They're losers" said the one-time collegiate punter who now makes a living complaining on a local radio station. "I mean seriously, all they do is complain and ***** - callers, what do you think?" said the man as he anxiously awaited the positive reinforcement of callers to call in and complain along with him.
But in a surprise twist, one caller who goes by the name of "Obvious Plant" called in to instead complain about the fact that there wasn't enough complaining. "This is why we'll never win anything" complained Obvious Plant. "Our fanbase is just too apathetic. What's it going to take to get some of these people fired-up and demanding more?" Indeed, this seemed to strike a chord among the other listeners, as both promptly called in to reiterate that it was indeed the lack of complaining that was truly holding everyone back. "This is an outrage!" loathed the unnamed caller. "I am outraged!" he complained.
We will keep you posted as this story continues to unfold.
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