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The Smiths > The Pixies > The Old 97s > The Shins - UncleTupelo KC - 3/5/21 22:27:25

.38 special on their worst day > all those **** bands (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 3/6/21 09:52:31

lol (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 3/6/21 10:04:41

LMAO(nm) - Zamboni STL - 3/6/21 09:52:56

Change the last two and I agree (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 3/6/21 08:53:26

Yes (nm) - pickle MU

- 3/6/21 08:22:22

Odd, odder, oddest - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 3/6/21 08:11:57

Never got into The Pixies, but The Smiths are - Diamond Dave MU

- 3/6/21 08:29:12

You also gotta' roll with The Cult - Diamond Dave MU

- 3/6/21 07:38:27

Love and Electric - pickle MU

- 3/6/21 08:23:39

Agree. Electric is so criminally underrated. Top 80s - Diamond Dave MU

- 3/6/21 08:28:39

As a late 80s college attendee, I've come to appreciate - Diamond Dave MU

- 3/6/21 07:31:33

Have you seen the major motion picture Garden State?(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/6/21 10:01:13

I don’t think you’d like Old 97s and The Shins Dave - UncleTupelo KC - 3/6/21 08:45:22

Have you seen the major motion picture Fight Club?(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/6/21 08:16:33

Yes. Been a long while. Need to see it again(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 3/6/21 08:24:24

The song at the end is the pixies - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/6/21 09:52:15

I like them all in different ways, - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 23:18:28

Solid 3rd... - UncleTupelo KC - 3/5/21 23:36:15

Echo And The Bunnymen > everyone (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 22:30:55

RE: Echo And The Bunnymen > everyone (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 23:03:27

New Order took a sh*t on Echo and the Bunnymen - UncleTupelo KC - 3/5/21 23:08:17

I don't like any of that - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 23:44:13

Tried to see if we were paying attention with - Diamond Dave MU

- 3/6/21 07:31:55

RE: I don't like any of that - UncleTupelo KC - 3/5/21 23:48:19

How dare you doubt The Squire - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 23:50:11

Squire and his sock in the pants fetish - smoke MU - 3/6/21 00:23:20

He makes music? - colonel angus beef KC - 3/6/21 01:28:31

RE: Echo And The Bunnymen > everyone (nm) - UncleTupelo KC - 3/5/21 22:40:22

Ian Mcculloch's solo work is pretty good too - cooter KC - 3/5/21 22:48:30

Good stuff. - UncleTupelo KC - 3/5/21 22:54:49

Coming 2 America: Suuuuuuuucks!(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 3/5/21 21:39:38

Eddie Murphy, to me, is winning every character he plays - tiger4real MU - 3/5/21 22:20:21

You loved Norbit and Harlem Nights - Grasslands MU - 3/5/21 23:12:10

Harlem Nights was awesome - colonel angus beef KC - 3/6/21 00:01:48

I expect it to suck bad - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 22:05:53

You'll be vindicated(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 3/5/21 22:06:55

Hey. Calm your ass down man. - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 21:57:42

acting a damn fool (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 21:59:18

Don't say you weren't warned!(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 3/5/21 22:01:38

Im having trouble getting past leslie jones - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 23:48:48

I'm going to buy the blue-ray just because of this (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 22:03:16

F*ck yeah lets GME this sh*t because of potomacs short - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 23:02:10

Wait for the extended director's cut - Potomac Tiger MU

- 3/5/21 22:08:10

LGBs early 1-0 lead(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 3/5/21 20:20:09

1-1 end 2nd (nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 3/5/21 21:34:38

Blues tie with 45 seconds left to send to OT - Calca STL - 3/5/21 22:30:44

They stole that one(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 3/6/21 06:02:42

Did something really stupid - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 20:13:03

you'll bounce back, guy. You always do. (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 21:42:46

Bout damn time you joined the positivity train(nm) - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 22:07:47

I burnt the **** out of my wrist a few weeks ago... - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 21:13:11

RE: Did something really stupid - Breadtruck MU - 3/5/21 21:12:44

the blister is the least of your worries - tigerinhogtown STL - 3/5/21 20:57:25

I believe vodka>rona (nm) - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 21:11:25

pussy(nm) - oleMIZZOU MU - 3/5/21 20:48:06

Thats what i needed. Thank you(nm) - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 20:50:52

If youre able to type that sh*t down at all, then - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 20:16:49

Index finger typing. Wife unzipped me for a ****. - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 20:34:29

somebody certainly rang the loutard bell - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 18:48:38

Neck tats - that is all you have to say and they will - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/6/21 09:53:58

Interesting take - Hickeytime MU

- 3/5/21 19:16:52

Which provel school you go to brah? - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 20:08:30

Jonas Brothers? - Hickeytime MU

- 3/5/21 20:16:40

Fake news bn - TheWildcat MU

- 3/5/21 17:23:01

Salvy!!!!!!!!!! - playhard NWMSU - 3/5/21 15:44:46

But i still cannot understand half of what he says(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 3/5/21 15:47:18

RE: But i still cannot understand half of what he says(nm) - Breadtruck MU - 3/5/21 21:13:48

Beisbol been berry good to me(nm) - Tptiger MU - 3/5/21 16:02:01

I think you were short one berry.(nm) - DHighlander NWMSU - 3/5/21 16:05:58

I think he has marbles in his mouth, but I love that guy(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 15:50:44

He’s been around long enough you’d think his english - playhard NWMSU - 3/5/21 15:56:02

And he doesn't have neck tats.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 15:51:11

You. Fiji. And grant - Hickeytime MU

- 3/5/21 18:22:56

Might buy him one year of HOF eligibilty - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 17:48:45

Musial and neck tats have more rings combined than the city - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 15:53:34

RIP in peace Musial. You were a racist but also one hell of - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 16:41:11

Know how I know you don't know a damn thing about - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:47:31

your idol was a bigot. Those are facts. Stan the white man(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 17:01:28

Proof ? - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 17:07:09

Rogers Hornsby was in the KKK (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 3/5/21 17:03:22

George Brett was a cheater and threw a hissy fit when - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 17:08:00

That is probably equivalent to the KKK (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 3/5/21 17:09:16

All anyone remembers regarding George Brett was his ***** - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 17:12:12

Fairly sure that is far from valid, but ok (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 3/5/21 17:20:53

RE: Fairly sure that is far from valid, but ok (nm) - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 17:25:27

they have more neck tats too(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 15:53:57

Forgot you're an Astros fan. Point still stands. LOL - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 15:57:02

That's what happens when you win. Consistently. The Royals - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 15:55:14

I think it is good the Cards have stayed in St. Louis - FIJItiger MU

- 3/5/21 16:09:31

Hopefully your Chiefs (who relocated from a previous city) - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:13:39

Not worried about that unrealistic scenario. IMO St. Louis - FIJItiger MU

- 3/5/21 16:15:43

No one gives a rats ass about KC until Sept-Feb. - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:17:48

- 3/5/21 16:20:48

No one mistakens St. Louis for another state. - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:22:50

The real Stan The Man is Kroenke...that dude is a stud.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 16:27:07

Punk'd - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:29:21

Must be frustrating trying to live vicariously through - FIJItiger MU

- 3/5/21 16:42:26

Three field goals and no Tds. No Touchdowns. That takes - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:44:56

They do all the time. East St. Louis??? - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 16:24:46

When STL win championship(s), no one mistakens them - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:26:33

Here's the deal - no one will mistake them for winning a - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 16:29:08

Punk'd Part 2 - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:30:03

Agree. My grandfather is old enough to - FIJItiger MU

- 3/5/21 16:24:27

Still is, and no one thinks of Kansas. Ask yourself, would - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:28:42

Thanks, interesting hearing about the - FIJItiger MU

- 3/5/21 16:39:28

Top 25 media market. - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:40:40

neck tats? no they definitely don't(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 16:07:12

check below - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:07:54

You get neck tats when you win? - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 16:02:38

Winning championships is a birthright on the east side, so - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:04:53

Those kids that are 10 are still waiting for their - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 16:27:03

Notice I didn't say baseball only. Whereas in KC, you - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:33:16

bunch of dick sucking champs on the east side - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 16:37:37

Say that to their faces. Hockey players are more masculine - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:43:00

I was calling the general population of stl cock suckers - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 16:45:17

Hey, don't take your frustrations out on us. You had your - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:46:32

we'll probably get a BB team in the next decade or so. I - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 16:48:33

That's cute....no. The owners of the Sprint Center - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:50:38

yep that's why we didn't get one last time was that the - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 16:58:15

Active ???!?!? What are they smoking on that side of the - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 17:06:07

You read about as well as I would have guessed. Largest - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 17:21:18

Las Vegas will be next in line. All of this is moot because - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 17:26:27

RE: Winning championships is a birthright on the east side, so - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 16:05:30

31-9 ! - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:06:41

In the last 6 years... - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 16:01:02

At least our SBs didn't include one of the biggest - Grant1818 MU - 3/5/21 16:06:02

Whit Merrifield is really good at baseball - playhard NWMSU - 3/5/21 15:17:08

That mic'd up double was great - MIZ45 MU - 3/5/21 15:57:25

Royals on pace to go 130-32 this season - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 15:30:07

I just bet a die hard Sox fan $500 that they would not win - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 15:36:12

Vegas over/under win total for the Sox is 91.5. - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 15:37:56

Dodgers at 104 is crazy...good grief they are stacked though - playhard NWMSU - 3/5/21 16:02:13

Don't question my baseball knowledge kmav...I gamble on it - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 15:46:49

I didn't question anything of the sort, sir. - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 15:48:43

Not in the NFL where you get 6 points. They are a gold - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 15:49:34

Yes, even in the NFL. - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 15:53:15

I'm not a professional gambler, and I can't tell you the - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 15:55:16

lol, nevermind. - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 15:59:28

They have a great lineup, but outside of Gio and - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 15:41:18

I took him at the end of the 4th round in my Fantasy - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 15:27:52

I just don't understand how he gets better every year - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 15:22:38

i don't think whit could pitch great(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 15:18:51

Royals play in the AL, bro. (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 15:23:38

AL doesn't have pitchers?(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 15:24:53

He’s my DH too - playhard NWMSU - 3/5/21 15:21:13

I love how you fella's peacock around in here. - bluesox7 A - 3/5/21 15:08:28

Bye, fvckstick(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 3/5/21 15:14:00

Fvckstick is a good word - BigDave MU - 3/6/21 08:13:54

Hopefully we ran of Gyro. He hasn't been posting - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 15:19:07

Why are you thinking about other fellas' peacocks?(nm) - DHighlander NWMSU - 3/5/21 15:10:34

bluesox is quite a snootful today (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 3/5/21 14:38:44

Kill yourself - preferably today.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 14:55:33

click this link 10 times - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 14:48:52

I'm still getting "don't do this" when I click that(nm) - dangertim MU

- 3/5/21 15:00:27

no you're not (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 15:40:47

Try Safari(nm) - Tptiger MU - 3/5/21 15:26:04

You're not T-Bone. Don't click on it(nm) - eatatjoes MU - 3/5/21 15:04:52

Both of you can fvck off. (nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 3/5/21 14:47:13

you’re both idiots - pickle MU

- 3/5/21 14:45:28

And you are still a downsy gook. Congrats.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 14:44:07

what, boner is asian?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 3/5/21 14:49:30

But he also claimed he had a boat at lake - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 15:35:02

LOL(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 3/5/21 15:44:34

Yep - he's a fish head.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 15:28:30

I wish. They would actually be more clever if either - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/5/21 14:46:17

and many of you guys are banty roosters (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 3/5/21 14:39:12

banty like Sparky Anderson. - bluesox7 A - 3/5/21 14:40:02

Someone hit my mailbox while I was - jumbo73 MU - 3/5/21 14:14:27

Drink driving?(nm) - meatiger MU - 3/5/21 14:30:12

Trash service did mine twice in a year. Nm - BandG MU - 3/5/21 14:17:39

Was there a letter of intent to play football in the mailbox - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/5/21 14:16:17

Tried. To edit out as wrong board. iPad isn’t - jumbo73 MU - 3/5/21 14:17:26

wrong board, (nm) - mizzoutiger91 MU - 3/5/21 14:16:06

what if there was an offer in the mailbox? give him time - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:17:28

Mount Rushmore of Missouri Glory hole locations? - bluesox7 A - 3/5/21 14:13:20

That is the 15th time since Aug 2019 you have asked that - FIJItiger MU

- 3/5/21 14:20:13

you should send this to a moderator - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 14:30:22

the one I know finds it puzzling behavior (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 3/5/21 14:32:15

its a stl radio show common topic. - bluesox7 A - 3/5/21 14:33:35

When you type these posts, do you imagine that you are - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/5/21 14:42:57

They are being annoying on purpose. Otherwise they would - hefeweizen MU

- 3/5/21 14:51:35

Sounds really cool (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 3/5/21 14:34:55

but FIJI is a modera.......ooohhhhh(nm) - cnk ATL - 3/5/21 14:32:07

wait, FIJI is NOT a moderator?????????? (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 3/5/21 14:36:09

he's terrible at managing things in general (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:32:54

He can't even manage to keep himself from living in kansas.(nm) - sprintcar STL - 3/5/21 14:41:54

Have you read any of his posts? Managing things is not his - DHighlander NWMSU - 3/5/21 14:34:56

I've read his group work chats. Dude was talking about - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:37:54

btw, these were all things I put on the work chat since - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:45:54

^^^ things in general ^^^^ (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 14:33:38

I'm "things in dangertim's mom" not "things in general"(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:34:58

what other kinds of things are in there?(nm) - cnk ATL - 3/5/21 14:35:23

picture a well stocked bodega(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:38:47

mmmmmm....corn nuts(nm) - cnk ATL - 3/5/21 14:40:55

I was thinking Takis (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 14:44:53

i was picturing a mexican kid with a broom (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 14:45:59

also accurate (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:46:30

those things are great - cnk ATL - 3/5/21 14:45:36

I had a Popeye's chicken sandwich for lunch - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 14:47:25

and what's the parking situation? (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 14:36:39

great question, whores that don't validate parking really - cnk ATL - 3/5/21 14:37:16

beat me to it lol(nm) - cnk ATL - 3/5/21 14:33:57

i'll say. also, are you guys getting laid off? (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 14:33:27

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:34:00

Never seen someone so enthusiastic about getting laid - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 14:39:44

I'm not worried about it. I'm employable either way and I'm - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:45:00

Oh that's cute. You actually thought I was commenting - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 14:50:07

you cared enough to know my employer was getting - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:52:54

No I didn't - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 14:54:05

You care, bro. It's nice. Girly but nice(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 15:16:17

that's the way you do it - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 14:47:38

math checks out(nm) - meatiger MU - 3/5/21 14:23:19

and? its good coffee table discussion. - bluesox7 A - 3/5/21 14:21:59

Not many of those posts got any replies. - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 14:28:08

I think what Feeg is saying here is - hefeweizen MU

- 3/5/21 14:25:48

him and boner need to kill each other - meatiger MU - 3/5/21 14:27:09

Yes. They could choke each other out while they listen to - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/5/21 14:34:44

Stamos is the only way to go... - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 14:19:08

your mom, 6 inches below her belly button(nm) - tigerNkc MU

- 3/5/21 14:17:09

did you know that term comes from the name given to - cnk ATL - 3/5/21 14:16:19

i stuck my dick in the wrong glory hole (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:18:11

Sal didnt mnd(nm) - TigerA MU - 3/5/21 14:28:59

i thought it was a sculpture carved into the mountain(nm) - TigerA MU - 3/5/21 14:17:50

it might be that too - cnk ATL - 3/5/21 14:24:20

yeah.....I was way too immature at the Silver Dollar City - dangertim MU

- 3/5/21 14:59:11

Which Shacker has the ugliest wife? Hands down. - bluesox7 A - 3/5/21 13:53:26

I think we all know it's Gyro. He admitted she was a size - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 14:20:59

googling "size 16 woman" is quite perplexing - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 14:29:34

The only way to know for sure is for you - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/5/21 14:02:13

also the answer is obviously going to be Astro because that - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 13:55:25

Not cnk, nuts, eggs or me you stupid ****s with your happy - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 13:54:41

this was fast - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 13:56:31

Just Godzilla doing a drive by.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 14:24:29

And the Lord said unto the Asianites - cnk ATL - 3/5/21 14:10:11

I thought they were pointing at Gozirrrraaa!!! (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 3/5/21 14:10:55

lmao, that thought crossed my mind as well(nm) - cnk ATL - 3/5/21 14:15:23

looks like a good spot to run a couple limb lines (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 3/5/21 14:06:07

Do you think the biker made it? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 14:05:03

Probably a big sale of used white mini-vans shortly - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/5/21 14:14:50

I'm guessing not. What the hell was he doing? People - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:10:21

dude had eggrolls to deliver (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 14:13:31

they are a culture that values duty above self. Mad respect - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:14:09

the manager of the eggroll shop is going to have to perform - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 14:15:19

A new investment growth opportunity that is better than - Ace A - 3/5/21 13:49:25

PH, bud(nm) - dangertim MU

- 3/5/21 15:02:59

you ever had hairy bubblegum, DOC?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 3/5/21 13:51:26

you sound like a cad wannabe - Ace A - 3/5/21 14:00:04

what is a cad, DOC?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 3/5/21 14:01:20

Best places to get a chicky chicky parm parm Sammy? - bluesox7 A - 3/5/21 13:47:11

RE: Best places to get a chicky chicky parm parm Sammy? - mizzou541 KC - 3/5/21 13:57:28

i prefer this one, but it's not a competition - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 14:05:28

Oh man I haven't tried that one yet. Maybe this weekend.(nm) - mizzou541 KC - 3/5/21 14:06:45

this one is good too, if you like asian - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 14:12:50

Hooters(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 3/5/21 13:49:20

35 (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 13:48:00

59 (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 14:02:52

Update on Lake Real Estate Conspiracy Murder - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 3/5/21 13:24:04

Why would she text her daughter that? - playhard NWMSU - 3/5/21 13:42:01

1500 is the going rate for a hit these days? (nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 13:35:25

$20 for a messican hit (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 3/5/21 14:04:16

Pretty sure - scan MU - 3/5/21 13:38:16

yeah but you have to buy a 40-pack of 'em (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 13:54:06

That’s a lot of hits. Do they expire?(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 14:17:36

covid, bro. It's easy to stab a ***** in the neck and - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 13:37:48

maybe if the hitman is named Mother****er Jones - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 3/5/21 13:37:25

your pops needs to associate with a higher class of whore(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 13:25:26

The last episode of Wandavision was brutal, but good. - DHighlander NWMSU - 3/5/21 12:07:49

It was good - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 13:34:38

just watched it and loved it - cnk ATL - 3/5/21 13:31:55

If by quirky you mean coma inducing - Tptiger MU - 3/5/21 13:06:56

gonna pop popcorn when I get home - bobbelcher MU - 3/5/21 12:28:39

Is this a masturbation reference about your son or not(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 12:30:45

i'm gonna say no - bobbelcher MU - 3/5/21 12:32:37

My buddy has a 3 bedroom shouse - sYsTiger KC - 3/5/21 13:08:33

yeah, that's going to be regrettable(nm) - bobbelcher MU - 3/5/21 13:17:58

smart (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 13:02:12

Mount Rushmore of Alternate names for boobs? - bluesox7 A - 3/5/21 12:06:22

hefe's - bluesox7 A - 3/5/21 14:28:45

Gozongas (nm) - INStripes STL - 3/5/21 14:11:37

Yabbos (nm) - INStripes STL - 3/5/21 14:11:09

Fun bags. (nm) - Lerxst MU

- 3/5/21 14:04:31

He must work out... (nm) - INStripes STL - 3/5/21 14:11:58

flapjacks / bazooms / tig ol bitties(nm) - Gyro MU - 3/5/21 12:43:22

nincompoops(nm) - alstl MU - 3/5/21 12:40:20

Shackers.(nm) - Fool on the Hill MU - 3/5/21 12:25:16

Bazookas - bluesox7 A - 3/5/21 12:43:37

hahahahaha....got us(nm) - dangertim MU

- 3/5/21 12:32:49

^^^boob - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 12:39:17

u r(nm) - dangertim MU

- 3/5/21 12:40:29

RE: u r(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 12:43:47

rocks in socks(nm) - dangertim MU

- 3/5/21 12:19:57

JUGGS - bluesox7 A - 3/5/21 12:49:41

bazoingas (nm) - zoomer 99 - 3/5/21 12:17:56

Breast friends(nm) - Panthera MU - 3/5/21 12:17:51

Only one... Sweater Puppies(nm) - DHighlander NWMSU - 3/5/21 12:10:31

Girls(nm) - jumbo73 MU - 3/5/21 12:08:10

BOMBS - bluesox7 A - 3/5/21 12:36:34

Shack Confession... - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 11:32:27

I'm the opposite. Something about the the pace of - DHighlander NWMSU - 3/5/21 12:04:17

Don’t get me wrong...I drink at both. I have just never - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 12:07:09

Is it weather related? We did always sneak in schnaaps - DHighlander NWMSU - 3/5/21 12:09:32

Perhaps it is. But I always did at Mizzou games regardless - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 12:26:13

Since Mizzou did not sell alcohol in the past - meatiger MU - 3/5/21 13:35:52

now that you say that...same here nm - TigerTim MU - 3/5/21 11:49:26

Insert - scan MU - 3/5/21 11:37:28

I sneak a 25 oz can of beer into games - sYsTiger KC - 3/5/21 11:35:37

Way to bring shame to the Busch family, Cardinal fans - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 11:12:14

Per caps. Cardinals, Dodgers, Giants avg some of the - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 3/5/21 12:24:58

It was a survey... or actual consumption (nm) - meatiger MU - 3/5/21 12:28:08

Throw in the fact that most Cards fans are Catholic and this - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 12:02:28

Well, actually, I read where the Lou was slightly, SLIGHTLY - oleMIZZOU MU - 3/5/21 12:28:28

Do they sell anything but Busch products at Cards games? - DHighlander NWMSU - 3/5/21 12:12:47

InBev owns like a few hundred brands now(nm) - meatiger MU - 3/5/21 12:17:48

I'll drink to that (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 3/5/21 11:46:26

Cubs used to be #1...guess they all moved to the south side. - BandG MU - 3/5/21 11:45:30

Why didn't they use actual data - meatiger MU - 3/5/21 11:39:25

Best Mormans In Baseball.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 11:26:37

hard to drink while swooning at every popup like girl. - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 11:24:47

if sunny in philly has taught me anything. Those SOBs - SabertoothTiger MU - 3/5/21 11:26:14

Philly fans are all smuggling in hard liquor in flasks - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 11:25:38

god damnit(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 3/5/21 11:26:38

they just hollow out batteries and fill them with jack - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 11:26:24

at santa claus - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 12:26:55

bastard had it coming(nm) - dangertim MU

- 3/5/21 12:43:33

Lol at the Angels fans. 25th in avg drinks per game, but - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/5/21 11:17:21

Royals getting decent value...3.3 drinks for $25 - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 11:23:46

I'm guessing $15 a beer or something up there(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 3/5/21 11:20:16

Wouldn't it be $17.50 if they drink 2.8 per game and - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/5/21 11:22:46

it might be. I did a quick estimate without really using - SabertoothTiger MU - 3/5/21 11:24:17

you misspelled appletini (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 11:21:50

If we're drunk we can't recognize good baseball - RBT STL - 3/5/21 11:14:20

and there's the shame. You guys can't be a - SabertoothTiger MU - 3/5/21 11:18:43

hard to be arrogant when you're hammered(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 11:19:33

how frequently do you orgasm to a double-switch?(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 11:16:55

he doesn't - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 11:19:11

Correct, I'm giving the sac bunt the ovation it deserves - RBT STL - 3/5/21 11:21:37

You don't?(nm) - RBT STL - 3/5/21 11:17:16

omg he pointed to the bullpen with a note card in his hand - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 11:20:23

hard to drink beer and clap for a guy breaking up a DP - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 3/5/21 11:13:50

Did any of you watch the 20/20 on that surgeon in Stockholm - hefeweizen MU

- 3/5/21 11:01:28

watch 20/20? who the **** watches 20/20? - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 11:05:55

I always get 20/20 confused with 60 minutes - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 11:08:53

I'm now mostly convinced GA Tiger is a DOC troll - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 3/5/21 10:48:27

No - GAT is real.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 11:11:08

he is so old balls that they probably - SabertoothTiger MU - 3/5/21 11:22:14

RE: he is so old balls that they probably - eatatjoes MU - 3/5/21 11:40:28

it would be the longest con ever - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 11:03:32

Yeah, I avoided the whole "slave-holding state" angle - eatatjoes MU - 3/5/21 10:55:58

allow me(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 3/5/21 11:01:36

Great(nm) - eatatjoes MU - 3/5/21 11:11:15

Friday Quiz: Useless Trivia. - Nebraska99 STL - 3/5/21 10:47:39

29 - dangertim MU

- 3/5/21 12:28:03

**** this quiz for changing my answer to kansas - pickle MU

- 3/5/21 12:15:52

21 (nm) - Hickeytime MU

- 3/5/21 11:40:11

27/30....and I typed in Kentucky and it inserted - MIZ45 MU - 3/5/21 11:33:44

* - pickle MU

- 3/5/21 12:15:16

25/30 ran out of time (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 11:15:45

22/30 could not for the life of me get the - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/5/21 11:13:36

I had to come back to that one at the end (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 3/5/21 11:20:15

same - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 11:17:25

30/30 0:05 (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 3/5/21 11:13:15

24 nm - TigerTim MU - 3/5/21 11:10:16

23 (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 3/5/21 11:06:53

27 - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 11:06:22

Sporacle really sucks at giving you the appropriate amount - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 11:02:13

26/30 (nm) - Mizzou Lou KC - 3/5/21 10:58:57

26/30 (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 3/5/21 10:58:01

23/30 - too much time typing. Would have done better - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 10:56:47

26 (nm) - zoomer 99 - 3/5/21 10:55:37

23/30, ran out of time - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 10:53:12

25/30(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 10:51:44

25 (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 3/5/21 10:51:42

16..ran out of time to go back(nm) - meatiger MU - 3/5/21 10:51:41

Oh hell, the fish & chips truck is in Lees Summit today - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 10:32:11

what kind of fish? (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 3/5/21 10:44:49

alaskan cod - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 10:46:39

nice, I bet that was good (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 3/5/21 10:48:14

They are at the O'Reilly auto parts store in Omaha - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/5/21 10:39:17

Love seeing a business capitalize on the Catholics - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 10:36:55

most catholics eat fish year round (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 3/5/21 10:45:16

Catholics eat A LOT of fish on Fridays during Lent (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 11:22:31

Man - I want to try that, but not driving all the way out to - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 10:35:38

theres a truck for KS, and for MO, they travel all over - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 10:36:48

Yeah, they have a whole fleet of trucks across about 10 - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/5/21 10:44:28

Nice - will be in Leawood tomorrow at Pottery Barn... - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 10:40:09

its great...but they dont have drinks - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 10:41:56

[carlos sitting in car pounding beers & fried fish at noon] - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 10:44:51

FVCK YEAH!!!(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 10:51:38

I have come to the conclusion that food trucks - meatiger MU - 3/5/21 10:33:06

I think it's because they don't have the high-margin - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 10:35:44

they also don't have the overhead - meatiger MU - 3/5/21 10:42:47

your sisters constantly over my head - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 10:43:46

ill conclude all over your sisters chinhair - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 10:35:01

Oh man... - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 10:36:01

professional blue balls - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 09:11:34

i'm not sure you're cut out for the insurance industry. - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 09:26:39

I went through something similar when I was in the military. - alstl MU - 3/5/21 11:02:56

i bet if you went back and looked you'd find exactly $5 - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 11:07:33

enter key, use it (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 3/5/21 10:19:39

Can you bullet point it next time?(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 3/5/21 10:19:15

My eyes hurt trying to read that - meatiger MU - 3/5/21 10:03:13

i'm sorry i'll have to transfer you to a different dept - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 11:00:59

Or they could just CANCEL THE CHECK... - Gyro MU - 3/5/21 10:00:30

That is so good phrejd. Appreciate the effort(nm) - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 09:43:01

get a room (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 09:52:55

tbluck = TromBone Luck... - Gyro MU - 3/5/21 10:01:12

whatever Gets Your Rocks Off - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 10:19:57

Wow - that was painfully pathetic. I'm now starting to - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 10:17:47

he was obviously bullied as a kid - SwampTiger MU - 3/5/21 10:23:51

"as a kid" ??? (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 10:59:47

Yep. And the size 16 wife waiting for him at home doesn't - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 10:28:01

you are so pathetically insecure. - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 10:02:36

I've decide the shack needs some more positive affirmation - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 09:57:35

thanks tbluck. let me know where you want to meet for the - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 09:58:33

I have experiences like that almost daily - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 09:35:01

Lake of the Ozarks Real Estate agent arrested for - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 3/5/21 09:10:06

She'll be fine - jumbo73 MU - 3/5/21 11:55:59

Not hot but would bang(nm) - escalade MU - 3/5/21 10:21:28

Who was she going to have wacked? Husband? - playhard NWMSU - 3/5/21 10:12:41

so close(nm) - TigerA MU - 3/5/21 09:54:17

You “know” her? Like your Dad’s boat is yours?(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 09:38:57

I wonder what her face looks like not all "dolled" up? - playhard NWMSU - 3/5/21 09:32:25

RE: I wonder what her face looks like not all "dolled" up? - MIZ45 MU - 3/5/21 09:49:22

RE: I wonder what her face looks like not all "dolled" up? - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 09:44:22

Oh my.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 10:16:28

lol(nm) - Grasslands MU - 3/5/21 09:55:46

mug shot here - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 3/5/21 09:37:08

the ****ing catalina wine mixer - colonel angus beef KC - 3/5/21 10:36:39

The right side of her face looks like she's in her 50s - eatatjoes MU - 3/5/21 09:51:35

She's spent some money on collagen injections in those - playhard NWMSU - 3/5/21 09:53:28

Those lips have likely paid for themselves many times over.(nm) - sprintcar STL - 3/5/21 09:57:52

I'll say (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 10:02:55

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 10:16:28

I was actually expecting worse(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 3/5/21 09:50:58

Wonder what she'll like in 3-10 years(nm) - eatatjoes MU - 3/5/21 09:33:39

probably other chicks(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 09:35:33

ha(nm) - dangertim MU

- 3/5/21 10:09:20

Good package and a nice set of cans - Mr. Socko MU - 3/5/21 09:22:08

Those eyes are crazy(nm) - Zamboni STL - 3/5/21 09:43:05

I'm sure Wendy Byrde will find a way out of it by - SwampTiger MU - 3/5/21 09:15:04

so your dad banged her (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/5/21 09:13:57

Redskins release Alex Smith. - Nebraska99 STL - 3/5/21 09:07:26

Royals to start out with 30% attendance (10K) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 3/5/21 08:06:56

weeknight games might sell out - nomadcowatbk MU - 3/5/21 19:53:17

I don't understand how 10,000 people can't spread - alstl MU - 3/5/21 08:20:14

500k deaths with massive lockdowns. - BigSlickTiger MU - 3/5/21 08:57:59

why are you stupid? (nm) - pickle MU

- 3/5/21 09:09:02

Has anyone ever answered this question? Just curious(nm) - eatatjoes MU - 3/5/21 09:37:43

RE: Has anyone ever answered this question? Just curious(nm) - tbluck MU - 3/5/21 10:08:21

"My mom didn't hug me enough" - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 10:02:51

radix's mom threw a pair of scissors at him (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 3/5/21 10:07:40

and he says it was a pair of hedge shears(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 10:08:35

The question is with more people dying in January 2021 - alstl MU - 3/5/21 09:07:21

let's not forget how those lockdowns also prevented - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 09:04:19

no number of deaths would have justified forced lockdowns(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 09:02:23

the dead bodies piled in the streets made it hard to get - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 09:05:03

that's why I put a snow plow on my Camry(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 09:06:35

i put a mask on my Camry, but it's not a competition (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 09:08:18

do you even science, bro? (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 08:57:58

it’s been bull**** from the start - pickle MU

- 3/5/21 08:46:59

10k people still can spread the virus. The point of a - StaleyTiger MU - 3/5/21 08:37:24

Just wear a mask. Can't spread it with a mask - tman MU - 3/5/21 09:52:50

ahem... you mean 2 masks (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 10:03:36

And goggles - Panthera MU - 3/5/21 10:09:26

I don't think allowing people to go to certain places is - kmawv8 MU - 3/5/21 08:26:13

It's almost like knowledge changes over time - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 3/5/21 08:27:23

I think what they are saying, as far as I can tell, - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 3/5/21 08:23:26

It's all one big virtue signal - mizzouSECedes STL - 3/5/21 08:23:23

yep as always (nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 3/5/21 08:50:18

all so dumb(nm) - tigerNkc MU

- 3/5/21 08:36:32

LOL(nm) - Gyro MU - 3/5/21 08:16:50

So, normal attendance for them?(nm) - tgr MU

- 3/5/21 08:09:25

probably normal for a weekday game - Joeboo MU

- 3/5/21 09:09:59

in 2019, average attendance was 18,495 - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 3/5/21 08:20:06

must be giving away tickets then (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 3/5/21 08:34:03

AstroJr insists that AstroJrII is eating applesauce via - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 08:04:55

RE: AstroJr insists that AstroJrII is eating applesauce via - phrejd MU - 3/5/21 08:48:07

Without fail that gif always makes me laugh.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 3/5/21 10:21:14

sad news - SwampTiger MU - 3/5/21 06:38:41

Or he got into a fight with one of the Knights that say Ni(nm) - eatatjoes MU - 3/5/21 08:34:18

Was able to muster the strength to hit post(nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 3/5/21 08:03:43

death spasms(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/5/21 08:20:53

... the castle of aaaargh (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 3/5/21 08:16:51

RE: sad news - scan MU - 3/5/21 07:52:03

good news - SwampTiger MU - 3/5/21 06:51:49

debatable (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 3/5/21 07:50:38

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