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3 slabs of ribs for this weekend - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 12:29:31

Thanks, T-bone(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 12:32:26

that's hurtful - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 12:33:44

I mean, we were all thinking it - cnk STL - 7/2/20 12:36:32

MLB expansion idea - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 7/2/20 11:54:32

what other kinds of things are they expanding there? - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:56:15

Honey BBQ Fritos are pretty decent(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:43:35

for sure (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 11:47:39

Try Honey BBQ Lay's... - Gyro MU - 7/2/20 11:44:33

Today's quiz: Names A-Z. - Nebraska99 STL - 7/2/20 11:18:41

gave up before I started - ashtray UF - 7/2/20 12:20:28

21/26(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/2/20 12:06:00

24/26, couldn't get I & K - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 11:56:03

24/26 - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 11:46:46

How can you disrespect - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 11:58:11

ive been waiting years for him to be caught as a - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:59:39

25(nm) - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 7/2/20 11:40:47

whatever you have to tell yourself, ranchero. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:47:10

I was born with the ability to remember the meaningless - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 7/2/20 11:48:52

Used to be that way. Now just distracted by things forgotten - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 12:08:45

i resemble this remark - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:53:00

Spiny anteater males have a 4 headed penis with spines - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:57:08

RE: Spiny anteater males have a 4 headed penis with spines - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:57:34

if David Spade isn't the next Joker, - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:59:03

easily my favorite part in that movie... - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 12:01:35

gotta leave your mark(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 12:03:18

22/26(nm) - Panthera MU - 7/2/20 11:39:29

homophobe (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:39:53

anyone who gets a 23/26 eats buckets of cowboy ass - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:37:07

well i just took it again and this time i got - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:39:37

I'll say(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:39:17

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 12:12:48

23/26(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 11:35:25

23/26(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:25:34

23/26 (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:22:37

Best pizza on earth is in St. Louis - BigDave MU - 7/2/20 11:07:06

Quickly - Wildcat KSU - 7/2/20 10:39:49

Jack Stack, done (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 7/2/20 11:37:53

Does Jack Stack have Horsey Sauce? - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:53:24

if you get a veggie kebob - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:56:55

**** off homo (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 7/2/20 11:06:36

Man, now I'm hungry for some F*ck Off Homo (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/2/20 11:10:19

F*ck Off Homo; It's Fabulous!!(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:17:07

pretty crowded though (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:18:57

How does it work when you have to wear a mask?(nm) - jumbo73 MU - 7/2/20 11:54:05

bend over and i'll show you (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 12:21:01

That's why you ask for a table in the back?(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:19:38

not me. i'm there to see and be seen (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:28:56

WHATABURGER!(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 7/2/20 11:03:11

RE: Quickly - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/2/20 10:46:40

in the mood for a mean taco?(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 10:43:41

China Dragon J Chinese Restaurant(nm) - RedbullSky MU - 7/2/20 10:43:25

probably the best Chinese buffet in Lees Summit, but that - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 12:06:19

you can just **** right off with that stupid ignorant talk (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 12:23:47

^^ gets it (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 10:44:03

Arby's(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 10:40:43

no love for lesbian jebus? - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 10:31:13

I'm betting producers started the petition(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/2/20 10:54:04

this is a pretty standard marketing tactic - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 10:42:50

yeah its crazy to think religious nuts would overreact - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:30:32

One rarely recognizes confirmation bias(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 11:37:38

would it exist if they did? - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:39:37

Would mirrors exist if we were all blind?(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 11:42:56

irrelevant, wouldnt give a sh*t. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:48:02

How i feel about this whole thread lol(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 11:49:48

i dont remember one i gave a sh*t about - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:54:00

I cared about that mask discussion yesterday - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 11:57:54

you're cute sometimes (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:33:10

RE: you're cute sometimes (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:35:28

so precocious and full of wonderment - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:37:57

yup(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 10:46:10

Missouri drivers are SHOCKED to learn this rule! - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 10:50:08

Religious people are pretty smart - FIJItiger MU

- 7/2/20 10:38:21

today is my parents' 59th wedding anniversary - cnk STL - 7/2/20 10:29:33

I speak from experience. That just means that they've - jumbo73 MU - 7/2/20 11:25:28

you think she ever took any side dicks? You think your - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 10:57:41

RE: you think she ever took any side dicks? You think your - scan MU - 7/2/20 11:38:59

that's when you poke them in the hip to get their attention - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:01:06

Think your mom gonna give up dat a$$ tonight?(nm) - bactgr MU

- 7/2/20 10:34:23

she had part of her colon removed due to diverticulitis - cnk STL - 7/2/20 10:37:58

hawt (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 7/2/20 11:07:15

lol(nm) - bactgr MU

- 7/2/20 10:43:58

I feel awful for typing that - cnk STL - 7/2/20 10:48:47

Uh oh, NASCAR is racist again - Eggs MU - 7/2/20 10:10:34

RE: Uh oh, NASCAR is racist again - Panthera MU - 7/2/20 10:48:13

Seems like a huge waste of money. What percentage of people - tgr MU

- 7/2/20 10:36:14

It's called driving turnout - TigerMook MU - 7/2/20 10:43:55

9 races, 350K for a back marker team - meatiger MU - 7/2/20 10:13:31

Bubba needs a Bernie themed ride. (nm) - Newcatbirdseat MU - 7/2/20 10:12:46

Lincoln Continental-------DEAD....again - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 09:56:54

can't leave Buicks off of the list. Old people love Buicks - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 10:08:54

I don't know, I've seen a lot of commercials with young, - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 10:25:10

Good call(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 10:14:58

Oldsmobile, the original old people car (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 7/2/20 10:08:26

I'd drive one of those all day long. - Newcatbirdseat MU - 7/2/20 10:05:34

Matthew McConaughey is pizzed!(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 7/2/20 10:03:10

Why? He's still hawking the MKX(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 10:04:06

I love Lincoln Towncars(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 10:00:05

Any car with a front bench seat, AMIRIGHT? - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 10:02:05

i like them. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 10:10:14

hell yes - cnk STL - 7/2/20 10:06:12

The new Lincolns actually look sharp - 615Tiger STL - 7/2/20 09:58:39

old people and drug dealers(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/2/20 09:58:37

all gas cars are old people cars (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 09:57:34

Crazy stat of the day. Larry Fitzgerald has more career - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/2/20 09:40:29

2nd best wide receiver all time? - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 09:52:36

Fitz has dropped way more - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 09:43:20

Still fewer catches than Dangertim's mom(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 09:42:06

Especially if you include STDs in those stats (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 7/2/20 09:51:26

I found this funny. The only NFL player you could find - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 09:29:31

You get a quote from Chase Daniel,u got urself a story! Lol(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 09:34:20

and they didn't even get the quote - it's a tweet - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 10:47:56

Bama Students...We don't need no stinking vaccine! - jumbo73 MU - 7/2/20 09:26:56

THEY MUST BE EXPELLED!!! (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 10:51:44

lmao I'd bet anything this isn't true - zoomer 99 - 7/2/20 09:28:56

canceling Minor League Baseball and cutting teams could mean - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 7/2/20 09:11:41

IMO I do not think MLB affiliates are cornerstones for - bactgr MU

- 7/2/20 09:25:03

I’ve always found this map mesmerizing - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 09:47:39

It will be replaced by more indenpendent leagues - meatiger MU - 7/2/20 09:13:56

I don't know, Independent teams have a different model - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 7/2/20 09:21:11

I realize that - meatiger MU - 7/2/20 09:26:18

Suicide by two shots to the head coming soon for her: - tgr MU

- 7/2/20 08:22:13

RE: Suicide by two shots to the head coming soon for her: - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 09:55:47

Outstanding reference(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 09:57:06

Otherwise known as the 'Clinton' Solution(nm) - jumbo73 MU - 7/2/20 09:19:48

RE: Otherwise known as the 'Clinton' Solution(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 7/2/20 09:33:06

imagine thinking Clinton isn't a sexual deviant - zoomer 99 - 7/2/20 09:36:56

Need to keep barr away from her - playhard NWMSU - 7/2/20 09:39:40

how did she not leave the country? She had to know she - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 08:24:23

probably cut a deal - ashtray UF - 7/2/20 09:07:12

??? - o'lineydisciple MU - 7/2/20 10:19:27

That, or her Mossad/CIA connections will be of - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 09:28:44

Is there really anywhere she could go that she wouldn't - tgr MU

- 7/2/20 08:45:50

the Kaw-nary islands - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 09:54:49

RE: how did she not leave the country? She had to know she - bagpipertiger MU - 7/2/20 08:37:19

Vanilla got Iced Out Baby - McMuffin HERD - 7/2/20 08:20:31

Who would go to a Vanilla Ice concert to begin with? - tgr MU

- 7/2/20 08:34:45

DOC's latest handle asked for people to give him mob votes - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/2/20 06:28:14

Anyone heard about this? O²Breakthrough® - MizzouTigerz MU

- 7/1/20 22:48:03

Why would you post this here? - JimD KC - 7/2/20 09:03:07

It's gotta be real with a professional looking website like - tgr MU

- 7/2/20 08:16:58

lol straight out of 1998 (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/2/20 08:59:12

Lance uses it! - tbluck STL - 7/1/20 23:46:00

Wtf kind of spammy Facebook bullsh-t is this? (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 7/1/20 23:32:23

I'll take that as a no. Glad I was able to give you an - MizzouTigerz MU

- 7/2/20 02:21:54

Hint - Cosmo MU

- 7/2/20 08:55:44

Lol (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 7/2/20 09:54:01

Well, I wished I was in Austin, mmm - SwampTiger MU - 7/1/20 21:17:44

I have seen the David, mmmm - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 7/2/20 06:44:28

I am an old woman, named after my mother - SwampTiger MU - 7/1/20 22:09:18

Whataburger coming to gods country - Joeboo MU

- 7/1/20 21:07:35

I was happy when Mahomes brought a Super Bowl champsionship - tgr MU

- 7/2/20 08:29:49

I've had Sonic before (nm) - Sal MU

- 7/2/20 08:24:33

Lol yes(nm) - Wildcat KSU - 7/2/20 10:55:27

its been in gods contry a long time - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/1/20 23:02:51

Whatever Mahomes wants, Mahomes gets(nm) - Ron Swanson MU - 7/1/20 22:47:26

Is it really that good? - Tptiger MU - 7/1/20 21:18:41

far better than other FF, get the Monteray Melt and their - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/2/20 09:40:46

Yes, very good(nm) - Gyro MU - 7/2/20 06:30:19

Certainly better than the average fast food burger - KC rules MU - 7/1/20 21:39:53

It is - Wildcat KSU - 7/1/20 22:05:35

I used to eat there several times/month when I worked - TigerTim MU - 7/1/20 22:01:29

Oh man, Paul’s Drive In was amazing. I loved that place - *M* KC - 7/1/20 21:49:40

It was there as of December - JayHoaxH8r MU

- 7/1/20 21:58:22

Only one problem. Had to choose between the - *M* KC - 7/1/20 22:00:01

I had the tenderloin - Wildcat KSU - 7/1/20 22:06:58

Sounds like you might enjoy a good veggie burger(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/1/20 21:20:09

Yuck, though I like the turkey burger at Bad Daddy's(nm) - Tptiger MU - 7/1/20 21:25:15

They need to be bringing back all the White Castles - HandBanana MU - 7/1/20 21:17:46

sweet springs lil' hospital (on i-70) a victim in this - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 7/1/20 13:59:26

you killed it good(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/1/20 15:25:50

gfy - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 7/2/20 11:37:26

real good(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/1/20 17:26:26

Mask announcement for St. Louis City/County coming today - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 7/1/20 13:08:59

KC and then all of Jackson county did so earlier this week - DHighlander NWMSU - 7/1/20 15:23:40

Check your numbers, teach(nm) - tigerdb MU - 7/1/20 18:30:52

What number are you disputing? - DHighlander NWMSU - 7/1/20 18:55:13

You said "KC and then all of Jackson County" - tigerdb MU - 7/1/20 20:01:44

Apparently KCs numbers are not getting reported to the site - DHighlander NWMSU - 7/1/20 20:50:41

and how many homicides...nm - tigertix MU - 7/1/20 17:41:14

My STLCo zip code has 13 total cases in 4 months(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/1/20 15:32:03

The entire KC metro has had about 200 deaths. - DHighlander NWMSU - 7/1/20 16:30:12

I called it a hoax in March. The libs now see there chance - tigertix MU - 7/1/20 18:10:18

You two covidiots need to get a room and bang it out - tigerdb MU - 7/1/20 18:23:09

If my choice is hiding until a vaccine is found or herd - DHighlander NWMSU - 7/1/20 19:01:50

There is a difference between hiding and being smart... - tigerdb MU - 7/1/20 20:04:26

Herd immunity is how the human race survived this long. - DHighlander NWMSU - 7/1/20 21:00:14

RE: being smart is how the human race survived this long. - tigerdb MU - 7/1/20 21:32:37

Source on 8-10 months please(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/1/20 21:45:39

RE: Source on 8-10 months please(nm) - tigerdb MU - 7/1/20 21:54:56

You also state 8-10 as if fact. The first two articles - tbluck STL - 7/1/20 22:18:15

i sincerely hope you're trolling and a human can't be this - 90Tiger STL - 7/1/20 20:48:58

Obviously, there is no limit to your stupidity, teetee(nm) - tigerdb MU - 7/1/20 20:57:17

so, you're wating for a vaccine? (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 7/1/20 21:10:43

Wear a mask, be smart... - tigerdb MU - 7/1/20 21:23:57

Dragging it out until the election. - Newcatbirdseat MU - 7/1/20 19:08:02

No, until a vaccine is found. Which may never happen. - DHighlander NWMSU - 7/1/20 19:16:12

Mine has under 200 on a population of over 75000 - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 7/1/20 15:40:43

...and probably 2,000 of those screaming the sky is falling(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/1/20 15:45:21

the only reason there aren't more deaths is because of all - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 16:25:45

I might choose to die on this hill(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/1/20 13:59:16

just dont climb that hill with a mask lest you be imperiled. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/1/20 14:27:29

Your staunch concern for everyone’s safety is noted(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/1/20 14:54:12

The lake will get an influx of people like you won't believe - tigertix MU - 7/1/20 13:39:04

what do you mean by “you”?!!!!!????!(nm) - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 7/1/20 13:49:27

Depends on trhe meaning of the word is..nm - tigertix MU - 7/1/20 18:15:18

"in public" should be in a store or crowded location - alstl MU - 7/1/20 13:38:11

this guys name is Dick Balson.... - colonel angus beef KC - 7/1/20 14:21:51

i really want to hear his acceptance speech (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 16:32:28

Association of Handmade Dick and Balls(nm) - cnk STL - 7/1/20 14:22:55

How's that?(nm) - Gyro MU - 7/1/20 14:18:32

I breathe through my mouth and nose - only a sedentary - alstl MU - 7/1/20 16:18:48

I don't know, you anti-maskers are the ones making... - Gyro MU - 7/1/20 17:06:27

I wear a mask in a store - I'm not anti-mask - I have little - alstl MU - 7/1/20 17:19:09

Well, so is a 60 mph speed limit on a state highway... - Gyro MU - 7/1/20 18:12:11

sudden and dangerous loss of freedom and liberty - colonel angus beef KC - 7/1/20 14:24:46

Imperils??(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/1/20 13:42:15

Mask up, save lives. - Newcatbirdseat MU - 7/1/20 13:28:39

Mask up, guns out(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 7/1/20 16:58:59

at this point we should all just wear traffic cones on our - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 16:28:30

It sounds complicated(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/1/20 13:57:45

It's only for the ugly women. nm - Nebraska99 STL - 7/1/20 13:12:34

not enough paper bags(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/1/20 13:18:34

So all women in St Louis? nm - beerdrinker69 MU - 7/1/20 13:15:26

today is Pam Andersons birthday(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/1/20 13:05:07

Overrated even back in the day - Mr. Socko MU - 7/1/20 13:26:56

Correct. The chick from Charles in Charge.(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/1/20 14:00:42

She was still attractive on Home Improvement - BigDave MU - 7/1/20 13:39:55

that era was her peak. It's weird to me that someone - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 13:50:13

I have never seen a platic surgery - BigDave MU - 7/1/20 15:30:15

You probably haven't noticed it - Grasslands MU - 7/1/20 17:20:28

Dated several glas with sculptured tits, YYYEEESSSSSnm - tigertix MU - 7/1/20 17:42:42

RE: Dated several glas with sculptured tits, YYYEEESSSSSnm - DevilsAdvocate KC - 7/1/20 21:48:04

RE: today is Pam Andersons birthday(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 7/1/20 13:24:55

I just learned that the word “they” - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 7/1/20 12:42:34

but that's my pronoun! - o'lineydisciple MU - 7/1/20 14:35:34

really? where you been? my - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 7/1/20 14:05:30

never drumpfer fascist thought police coming your way - 90Tiger STL - 7/1/20 13:06:22

these are your people(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/1/20 13:04:18

By "them"?(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/1/20 13:02:15

you cant call the master bedroom the master bedroom - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/1/20 13:02:09

Farmer's Insurance getting out of auto coverage - Mizzou Lou KC - 7/1/20 13:50:20

I always use you people or those people - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 7/1/20 12:59:58

I saw a tweet the other day where someone was... - Gyro MU - 7/1/20 12:52:42

They crackas are shakin!(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/1/20 12:52:40

how was it used? (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 12:47:10

You can’t refer to the peaceful trespassers as they(nm) - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 7/1/20 12:49:25

what is the preferred nomenclature? (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 12:55:32

Asian American, please (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/1/20 13:04:57

Maybe "they" prefer those people(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/1/20 12:50:44

They be trippin'(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/1/20 12:49:04

Bobby Bonilla will be paid over 1 million dollars today - Eggs MU - 7/1/20 12:01:51

I'm old enough to remember when he was pretty good, but - MUTGR MU - 7/1/20 23:23:24

Almost sounds like ku - BigDave MU - 7/1/20 13:37:09

Haha yes(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/1/20 14:11:46

Far behind the deal that Ozzie and Dan Silna negotiated - jumbo73 MU - 7/1/20 13:10:28

He has another 12 years to go I believe too(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/1/20 12:06:43

Until 2035, incredible - Eggs MU - 7/1/20 12:11:04

but in theory, wouldn't you want the money up-front? - Joeboo MU

- 7/1/20 12:44:35

I would take either...lol(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/1/20 13:27:48

He was owed ~$6 million. The payments didn't start - dangertim MU

- 7/1/20 13:14:33

yeah I'd take that(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/1/20 13:33:56

speaking of taking stuff have I ever told you about the - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 14:30:54

wait. what is happening here? (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 12:14:25

This story has everything: - dangertim MU

- 7/1/20 12:21:30

RE: This story has everything: - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 12:48:34

RE: This story has everything: - colonel angus beef KC - 7/1/20 12:41:48

Your mom too?(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/1/20 12:22:27

some guy cashed out his tigerboard stock in 2001 - colonel angus beef KC - 7/1/20 12:18:24

RE: wait. what is happening here? (nm) - Eggs MU - 7/1/20 12:17:43

well then (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 12:54:38

you really don't know?(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/1/20 12:17:28

because MERICA!(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/1/20 12:12:14

I'd be dead in 3 months or extremely happy and well-a - 90Tiger STL - 7/1/20 12:12:10

He came out of the Bernie Madoff disaster just fine - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 7/1/20 12:02:43

My boss called me up and said it was time to come back to - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 7/1/20 12:01:49

Wednesday quiz: 90 seconds to hit the G spot. - Nebraska99 STL - 7/1/20 11:51:17

20/30, I suck at those(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/1/20 13:36:17

26 (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/1/20 12:42:28

18/30(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/1/20 12:11:50

14, time out(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/1/20 12:06:43

25/30 time (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 12:05:03

13/30 ran out of time(nm) - cnk STL - 7/1/20 12:01:23

23 and out of time(nm) - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 7/1/20 11:57:55

28 ran out of time (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:57:22

15..out of time(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/1/20 11:53:29

same (nm) - zoomer 99 - 7/1/20 11:53:58

I missed the morel mushroom guy at McGonigles and - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/1/20 11:49:07

I have an employee who has his furlough up July 6 - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/1/20 11:31:56

Well if they can insist that police are disbanded and win - 615Tiger STL - 7/1/20 18:14:25

This happened to me - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 7/1/20 12:12:15

as posted below. I assume our company is going to cave - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/1/20 12:14:07

There will be work comp litigation out of all of this(nm) - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 7/1/20 12:37:03

They will cave (nm) - HandBanana MU - 7/1/20 12:36:08

is he a boomer? gotta be a boomer(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/1/20 12:02:47

He is 24 and had been a good employee up until this - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/1/20 12:11:47

so he's severly obese, has cancer, mangina? - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/1/20 12:24:27

no, just a typical 20-something year old(nm) - tigerNkc MU

- 7/1/20 16:09:50

I have one that I know would pull that stuff but - HandBanana MU - 7/1/20 11:57:22

Code for, he wants to keep getting paid to not work(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/1/20 11:44:16

i thought furloughs were unpaid (nm) - zoomer 99 - 7/1/20 11:45:00

Can collect unemployment when furloughed(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/1/20 11:46:14

he is bringing home over 1k a week with ks unemployment - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/1/20 11:53:53

That was the dumbest move ever, nobody should be - playhard NWMSU - 7/1/20 15:05:13

That's exactly why he's not coming back to work(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/1/20 11:54:41

yep. he'll be magically unafraid to return on august 1st (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 11:58:15

And sadly because of the modern climate - Eggs MU - 7/1/20 12:03:13

you are right, there shouldnt even be a question. But - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/1/20 12:10:21

And he wins either way - Eggs MU - 7/1/20 12:12:21

The gubmit needs to cut off the free $$$$hit. - Newcatbirdseat MU - 7/1/20 11:41:39

employees have always been free to not work - zoomer 99 - 7/1/20 11:38:56

RE: I have an employee who has his furlough up July 6 - meatiger MU - 7/1/20 11:34:32

He is a lube technician, He can not work from home(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/1/20 11:54:51

you should hire dangertim's mom to replace him (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 11:56:03

she is old and not much lube anymore(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/1/20 11:58:27

Sounds like the employee gave the reason(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/1/20 11:45:20

I know nothing of employment law nor your company but - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:33:12

he's not fired, he just resigned(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/1/20 12:25:44

i'm pretty sure they can fire him for whatever the **** they - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 11:37:37

sure they can but they will not let NW actually do it becaus - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:40:39

reason for termination: __didn't show up for work__ - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 11:44:01

Seems easy enough but in reality, not so easy - HandBanana MU - 7/1/20 12:02:00

definitely different in MO (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 12:06:02

Even with at will - meatiger MU - 7/1/20 11:39:48

when I was a manager at my last job we never actually fired - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:44:51

Must have been good severance - meatiger MU - 7/1/20 11:48:56

we'd still document some stuff and literally say - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:51:39

was that at a smaller company? most larger companies - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 11:55:16

It was perfectly adequate (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:58:01

I hope that is what my company will do(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/1/20 11:56:52

most hr people are retarded. - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 11:43:04

Wouldn't say most. The ones at my company seem - HandBanana MU - 7/1/20 12:04:49

no one is saying the company could legally show they - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:49:04

Maybe I read it all wrong - meatiger MU - 7/1/20 11:51:19

doesn’t feel safe from covid. Jfc(nm) - tigerNkc MU

- 7/1/20 11:33:05

constantly and subtly challenging my sons to go to Caltech - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:00:10

THAT cut deep? - kmawv8 MU - 7/1/20 11:28:37

I got accepted to MU out of HS. I got rejected by ASU - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:30:00

So you were smart enough to get accepted - kmawv8 MU - 7/1/20 11:32:50

I was a full on drunk in HS. I had no clue what I wanted - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:35:05

closest as in.........Pacifico?(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/1/20 11:31:18

he did not go to college. - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:32:05

His whore mother put him up to that(nm) - tigerdb MU - 7/1/20 11:17:25

She told the truth for once(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/1/20 11:20:48

that sinister whore wont stop trying to hurt me(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:19:35

"Son, I hope that you're smarter than me when you grow up... - tigerdb MU - 7/1/20 11:21:23

that's my two goals for them - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:24:12

Maybe they can get soccer scholarships (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 7/1/20 11:35:21

my oldest is one of the least naturally athletic kids I have - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:37:24

Ya, that is the way genetics work (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 7/1/20 11:38:13

two gay sons...poor thing(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/1/20 11:36:39

They’ve stopped accepting the GRE - El-ahrairah BAMA - 7/1/20 11:17:22

Giant Red Erection?(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/1/20 11:18:52

Come on boy, red rocket! Red rocket! - HandBanana MU - 7/1/20 12:06:38

shack confession - Joeboo MU

- 7/1/20 11:07:25

Michigan Technological University, in Houghton, in the - *M* KC - 7/1/20 11:24:30

All I could think about when I was young - tbluck STL - 7/1/20 11:11:38

I'm sure the kids at recess were merciless when they found - dangertim MU

- 7/1/20 11:10:57

i was the laughing stock of 1st grade recess algebra club(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/1/20 11:16:58

I figured your sons to be younger(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/1/20 11:04:43

6 and almost 4... never too early to start manipulating (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:05:54

So they get your lack of intelligence already(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/1/20 11:08:51

lack of effort is my issue. If I can ensure I don't pass - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:10:35

man, I hear that - cnk STL - 7/1/20 11:33:17

lol (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/1/20 11:24:57

they're probably not his kids anyway (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/1/20 11:09:57

the oldest is my twin (at least when I was in shape) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/1/20 11:11:17

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