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HOLY FAKE TITS BATMAN PENIS!!!! ROYALS WIN AGAIN!!!! - Tigrrrr! MU

- 5/12/25 21:54:58

daaang,,,, nice!(nm) - SEC-BIG-GAMEHUNTER MU - 5/12/25 23:00:30

Made it exciting. Sucks that Q had to use up the pen. (nm) - Mizzou Tom KC - 5/12/25 21:57:39

So much Penis!!!(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 21:57:02

I think I trust Lynch more than Estevez(nm) - playhard KC - 5/12/25 21:50:09

Estevez throws a lot of fat pitches down the middle(nm) - playhard KC - 5/12/25 21:51:51

His ball has a ton of movement, and he seems to - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 22:06:12

Arby’s has 13 hour smoked brisket (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 5/12/25 21:22:23

For Arby's it's pretty damn good....BTW that new BBQ - bcoop199 KC - 5/13/25 00:33:06

I have not eaten at an Arby's in probably 30 years - SEC-BIG-GAMEHUNTER MU - 5/12/25 22:59:56

MrsTboner smokes black pole(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 5/12/25 21:50:23

What a weird thing to say fantasize about for - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 5/12/25 22:06:41

Your wife has 13 hour smoked Arby's. - Tyrone(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 21:32:38

Odd thing for you to immediately think about (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 5/12/25 21:36:21

Not for your wife. She thinks about it constantly(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 21:40:26

How did this fantasy find room in your head? (Nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 5/12/25 21:50:19

Be honest, you give off a very cuck vibe(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 5/12/25 21:51:27

You familiar with a well positioned potted plant?(nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 5/12/25 22:21:47

There's a term for it - Wildcat KSU - 5/12/25 22:02:47

i usually don't rail on managers, but what are the Royals - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 21:07:57

they gave up 2. take a breath(nm) - tman MU - 5/12/25 21:18:21

They gave up 5 now. - Tigrrrr! MU

- 5/12/25 21:38:10

totally different, but yes(nm) - tman MU - 5/12/25 21:49:58

WWWWWWWWW(nm) - Tiger_Claw STL - 5/12/25 20:22:07

The Cards navy road caps should be permanent again. - ZouMiz STL - 5/12/25 20:19:29

Yep, those are classic. nm - MU Diaspora MU

- 5/12/25 22:01:41

9 is Devine!(nm) - implode STL - 5/12/25 20:16:08

Helsley looked sharp tonight (nm) - Uncle John STL - 5/12/25 20:30:44

Vinnie had no interest in trying to catch that throw - playhard KC - 5/12/25 19:48:52

That being said, India is an absolute train wreck at 3rd - playhard KC - 5/12/25 20:12:46

He was distracted by a guy in the stands with a batman suit(nm) - alstl MU - 5/12/25 19:57:57

Maybe he was looking for Robin (nm) - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 20:03:13

Anyone know of a decent dealership to sell a used car too? - playhard KC - 5/12/25 19:46:47

I sold a Yukon Denali XL to Carmax in kS Shawnee - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 20:51:31

Webuyanycar.com - Mizzou Tom KC - 5/12/25 20:17:29

I had decent luck with getting an instant offer through - MIZ45 MU - 5/12/25 20:04:36

True, better to sell yourself but it’s a timing issue - playhard KC - 5/12/25 20:18:17

Chop shop on Paseo. All cash. (nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 5/12/25 19:50:42

WINN!!!!!!!!!(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 5/12/25 19:42:57

He got all of that one!! (nm) - Uncle John STL - 5/12/25 20:00:31

I’m just getting over my Blues heartbreak. This 8 game - ZouMiz STL - 5/12/25 19:46:17

Astro - what the hell is with this 315 in LF bullsh*it? - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 19:25:34

The Pesky pole in right field at Fenway is 302 ft. (nm) - Uncle John STL - 5/12/25 19:45:54

Dumb. That is little league stuff.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 20:43:10

Learned about the Keeling Curve tonight and it is - Valley Tiger MU - 5/12/25 19:20:10

Is poo healthy to have in the same areas you bathe?(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 5/12/25 19:40:47

Is this what you’re referring to? - Valley Tiger MU - 5/12/25 20:42:08

How can we use that science to help your armpits, DOC?(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 19:29:17

Witt DHing tonight. Interesting. (nm) - Mizzou Tom KC - 5/12/25 19:05:23

I guess giving him a break?(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 19:17:09

time to beat up on the asHos - Joeboo MU

- 5/12/25 19:06:22

KC is going for the Gusto(nm) - playhard KC - 5/12/25 19:43:44

Out in 7 years..... - Tigrrrr! MU

- 5/12/25 16:38:38

Out in 7 years after he serves the 17.5 years in federal - tgr MU

- 5/12/25 16:58:35

It’s Chiefs fatigue. Judge must be a Bills or Broncos - MrTruman2U MU - 5/12/25 19:16:40

saw the accountant 2 today. it was "softer" and "warmer" th - 90Tiger STL - 5/12/25 16:02:53

I liked the first one - cnk MU - 5/12/25 18:18:59

Their dad died (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 5/12/25 20:55:43

better or worse than the 1st?(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 5/12/25 17:57:49

Worse (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 5/12/25 19:01:28

"Softer" better mean "tit sitch" or you can gtfo (nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 5/12/25 16:40:51

None (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 5/12/25 19:01:06

backed into a fork lift at Menard's last week - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 15:36:09

Any time you hit a stationary object it is - HandBanana MU - 5/12/25 20:12:35

You will get a settlement gift card in the form of an - Tigrrrr! MU

- 5/12/25 16:41:02

Mail in rebate only(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 5/12/25 16:53:26

Working with corporate insurance companies like that sucks. - tgr MU

- 5/12/25 15:51:45

**** Wal-Mart every hour of every day - ERB KC - 5/12/25 16:22:19

they work with Gallagher Bassett - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 15:54:36

At least you SAVED BIG MONEY!(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 5/12/25 15:48:52

^^^doesn't look when backing up^^^(nm) - cnk MU - 5/12/25 15:47:52

so you hit a parked forklift and you are wondering - tman MU - 5/12/25 15:45:03

RE: so you hit a parked forklift and you are wondering - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 15:45:52

Me thinks you don't have much of a case nm - Erwin Fletcher STL - 5/12/25 16:07:11

RE: Me thinks you don't have much of a case nm - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 16:10:44

the load and unload in the area which would make a - tman MU - 5/12/25 16:14:53

He had something in his eye from all of the dust in their - Erwin Fletcher STL - 5/12/25 16:16:27

Tell them you had something in your eye from their store(nm) - Erwin Fletcher STL - 5/12/25 16:12:06

Do you not have a rearview camera on your car? - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 15:47:38

That is what is odd - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 15:50:13

Go after Stellantis - BigDave MU - 5/12/25 16:52:25

There's a possibility you regret posting this(nm) - playhard KC - 5/12/25 15:42:02

Not at all(nm) - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 15:42:31

Believe I’d skip his house when trick or treating - playhard KC - 5/12/25 15:26:46

That dude shooting should do 5-10 years in prison. (nm) - Uncle John STL - 5/12/25 16:05:45

MIght be safe to go there ...... - TiGertim MU - 5/12/25 16:04:03

Some people badly need to turn off the computer and news - Eggs MU - 5/12/25 15:40:59

Yep(nm) - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 15:41:34

how the hell is that not attempted murder(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 5/12/25 15:31:42

BOAISY(nm) - cnk MU - 5/12/25 15:39:41

The first shot , no - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 15:37:57

The honk musted have ****ed him off - playhard KC - 5/12/25 15:40:47

Was waiting for the "I was in NAM" shout.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 15:49:55

"CHARLIE AT TWELVE! CHARLIE AT TWELVE"(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 5/12/25 16:22:05

you trick or treat? (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 5/12/25 15:30:42

Wow. You just open fire on a dude for having his lights - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 15:29:19

Saw the movie, My Old Ass over the weekend. - Valley Tiger MU - 5/12/25 14:45:15

no(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 5/12/25 15:16:23

He is really struggling right now. He hasn't seen a live - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 15:23:18

How long will the UFL last? It is basically LIV golf - Eggs MU - 5/12/25 14:19:15

Really they don’t put much investment into it… - implode STL - 5/12/25 17:13:08

Also - it is not LIV golf. None of the guys in the UFL are - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 14:51:38

The CFL is actually a pretty strong league relatively - Eggs MU - 5/12/25 14:56:19

RE: The CFL is actually a pretty strong league relatively - RolandMiz MU - 5/12/25 14:59:13

I mean - why? STL team in Canada? Jesus Christ that - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 15:16:31

RE: I mean - why? STL team in Canada? Jesus Christ that - RolandMiz MU - 5/12/25 15:23:26

I can imagine Trump if that were brought up - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 15:09:42

If the UFL doesn't survive, far from a horrible idea - Eggs MU - 5/12/25 15:04:34

No chance of that happening, at all - BigDave MU - 5/12/25 17:02:40

I don't. They aren't a football town. They love Baseball - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 15:18:19

RE: I don't. They aren't a football town. They love Baseball - RolandMiz MU - 5/12/25 15:24:02

Are you meeting STLDFW later for some hot tub T-Ravs?(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 15:26:44

Are you worried your beloved teams may move west to - RolandMiz MU - 5/12/25 15:30:35

No nor would I care. I am a Chiefs fan. As long as I - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 15:33:56

RE: No nor would I care. I am a Chiefs fan. As long as I - RolandMiz MU - 5/12/25 15:47:09

It sure was. Played bad. It happens, but at least we - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 15:51:30

7 US cities have had CFL teams - AllThingsKC KC - 5/12/25 15:01:18

RE: 7 US cities have had CFL teams - RolandMiz MU - 5/12/25 15:29:29

Pasture raised DOC^^^(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 5/12/25 14:45:03

Battlehawks games are a lot of fun - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 5/12/25 14:38:12

Well I have tried to watch it on TV twice, and I couldn't - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 14:42:28

It is a doomed league. People in STL are still trying to - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 14:28:14

40-22 - RolandMiz MU - 5/12/25 15:00:41

Maybe one more season? - Bosalphus KC - 5/12/25 14:22:43

One of the great things about football is time away - Eggs MU - 5/12/25 14:24:59

Yes - but for the die hards that want football year around - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 14:32:28

I don't think there are enough players for 32 teams - Eggs MU - 5/12/25 14:35:06

There are enough players, but the NFL would have to - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 14:40:44

Some shows don't pass the test of time BUT.... - Nebraska99 STL - 5/12/25 13:57:37

That is a show that if recreated today with the same comedic - Eggs MU - 5/12/25 14:20:28

Curb is kind of that show, but it got bad at the end... - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 14:45:48

But could they make fun of all those weirdos or would they - TigerFan92 STL - 5/12/25 14:26:34

Yeah it would have to be someone and a platform - Eggs MU - 5/12/25 14:29:30

agree(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 5/12/25 14:18:22

Saw recently Micheal Richerds never watches the show but - Tigrrrr! MU

- 5/12/25 14:14:53

Bengals going to fumble Hendrickson? - Bosalphus KC - 5/12/25 13:44:33

They will probably trade him to Miami for Tyreek - playhard KC - 5/12/25 13:52:46

That would be awesome if they traded - Bosalphus KC - 5/12/25 13:55:44

Can they even afford to keep them given what they are paying - tgr MU

- 5/12/25 13:51:33

No.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 14:17:15

shocking news from such a historically well-run franchise(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 5/12/25 13:46:08

I heard on the news today that Hamas is releasing an - Valley Tiger MU - 5/12/25 13:32:20

Did you learn that on FoxNews?(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 5/12/25 14:19:39

No, that isn't a news site. Neither is NewsMax. Or - Valley Tiger MU - 5/12/25 14:43:59

OLD GAY TIM!!!(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 14:18:35

He is the last American hostage. Thankfully he was - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 5/12/25 14:11:11

Old Gay Tim!(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 5/12/25 13:38:18

I heard on the news today that - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 13:35:23

that's a lie. you are trying to create a stereotype - TigerFan92 STL - 5/12/25 13:59:15

I've heard Birkenstocks are comfortable - Valley Tiger MU - 5/12/25 13:16:44

I really prefer not to see men’s ugly ass feet(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 5/12/25 13:32:15

what about men's sexy ass feet?(nm) - cnk MU - 5/12/25 14:13:26

That's the thing about Birkenstocks. It's fashionable to - Tigrrrr! MU

- 5/12/25 13:53:28

Had to look up what they are. Yes I am old but - TigerFan92 STL - 5/12/25 13:29:38

i had a pair of these in college. very comfortable - TigerA MU - 5/12/25 13:45:14

Is that where the term Light in the Loafers came from?(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 5/12/25 14:04:56

i mean they weren't masculine for sure but i wasn't the - TigerA MU - 5/12/25 14:11:04

lol just kidding. They look like something college kids woul - TigerFan92 STL - 5/12/25 14:14:49

better than open toe versions and much better than Crocs(nm) - Valley Tiger MU - 5/12/25 13:58:44

You seem like the type of guy that eats a banana - Joeboo MU

- 5/12/25 13:22:42

dude - Valley Tiger MU - 5/12/25 14:55:20

I hate both(nm) - Valley Tiger MU - 5/12/25 13:27:06

^^^^ Has tried both ^^^^^(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 13:28:49

By popular demand.... (in kansas) - AllThingsKC KC - 5/12/25 12:25:06

A little gold paint will look good on those(nm) - Erwin Fletcher STL - 5/12/25 12:27:14

Sunday, May 11 high temps - Eggs MU - 5/12/25 10:57:38

DOC just unloaded a Peter North sized jizz onto his poster - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 11:18:56

It’s funny because - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 5/12/25 12:06:32

Lol - he looks at a facuet like Indiana Jones looks at - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 13:20:27

May she RIP(nm) - Erwin Fletcher STL - 5/12/25 11:30:07

Long daylight hours and southerly wind - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 11:04:40

Wasn't there a lake with a story about the Vikings football - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 11:44:33

I have been on a few on Lake Minnetonka - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 13:26:02

We had a blast. A lot of people got hammered drunk.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 13:30:10

Seriously? We're almost to the middle of May and they - playhard KC - 5/12/25 11:38:40

The average low doesn't go above freezing there until - Eggs MU - 5/12/25 11:52:41

So if you're going to dump a body, do it in International - playhard KC - 5/12/25 12:29:50

In July and August yeah - Eggs MU - 5/12/25 11:07:07

I realize that - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 11:15:29

I think International Falls, MN might be one of the last - playhard KC - 5/12/25 11:02:48

I have a cousin who lives near there (nm) - alstl MU - 5/12/25 11:49:34

It can get up in the 80's but beyond that is pretty rare - Eggs MU - 5/12/25 11:10:05

I can deal with the heat, what i really wouldn't want to - playhard KC - 5/12/25 11:36:31

As someone who has lived in MO or kansas my entire life - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 11:39:42

i've been there - MizzouAstro MU

- 5/12/25 11:09:30

That is odd....yesterday was gorgeous here in mo - SEC-BIG-GAMEHUNTER MU - 5/12/25 11:00:44

going to be 90 on Wednesday here in KC - Joeboo MU

- 5/12/25 11:02:04

I'm holding out. Windows open and attic fan at night - phrejd STL - 5/12/25 11:44:23

YES! Attic fan. This is the way (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 5/12/25 13:17:23

I wonder what year builders stopped putting attic fans in - Joeboo MU

- 5/12/25 11:50:59

Pretty easy DYI to install yourself. I installed one in - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 5/12/25 13:18:39

We tore one down a few years ago, and built new. This - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 12:41:58

I leave my HVAC fan on year-round - Joeboo MU

- 5/12/25 13:06:08

My basement is a damn igloo most of the time so I am still - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 13:13:00

My house was built in the mid-90's, has an attic fan - AWOLTiger KC - 5/12/25 12:36:53

I miss the sound of an attic fan. Something nostalgic - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 13:13:58

We had one in our first house, it was probably built in the - playhard KC - 5/12/25 11:55:40

I had to turn mine on a few days ago - cnk MU - 5/12/25 11:19:22

Had to turn mine on yesterday :( - AWOLTiger KC - 5/12/25 11:04:05

How does your lead off hitter for the entire year not have a - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 10:28:44

Why they need to put Garcia at 2 and Witt at 3. Nobody is - tigerNkc KC - 5/12/25 11:16:23

Agree with that. I have no idea why Garcia is not in the 2 - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 11:25:04

So you want Witt to get less AB's this season? If anything - playhard KC - 5/12/25 11:44:30

RE: So you want Witt to get less AB's this season? If anything - tigerNkc KC - 5/12/25 13:20:38

His OBP is a lot higher than whoever would bat leadoff - playhard KC - 5/12/25 10:52:05

He’ll get hot this weekend - Hickeytime MU

- 5/12/25 10:46:57

Agree, dude eats STL's lunch (nm) - mizzouSECedes STL - 5/12/25 10:57:47

Royals position players team WAR = 2.6. Bobby Witt = 2.6 - Joeboo MU

- 5/12/25 10:34:47

So if India walks a lot why can't he steal a damn base? - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 10:37:44

He doesn't feel like it(nm) - Iron DUKE - 5/12/25 11:10:27

India doesn't steal bases. Hasn't in his career - Joeboo MU

- 5/12/25 10:51:16

walks a lot guys are fine against shyt pitching. The better - SabertoothTiger MU - 5/12/25 11:10:35

Agree with this. Singer hasn't been great this year so - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 11:27:43

Getting a ton of walks also allows hitters behind him to - kmawv8 MU - 5/12/25 11:09:59

I don't follow the Royals but some managers are addicted - alstl MU - 5/12/25 10:42:35

the past 2 seasons have had a large increase in stolen - cnk MU - 5/12/25 10:47:55

Maybe his Mother told him not to steal(nm) - alstl MU - 5/12/25 10:58:39

I've not followed the Karen Read trial very closely - playhard KC - 5/12/25 10:15:07

Easy on the the eyes? - XRob MU

- 5/12/25 10:44:07

This ^ not that attractive. Ok but that's about it(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 5/12/25 12:43:31

Do you think AOC appearance is unattractive? I think - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 5/12/25 10:47:59

No, I do not find crazy eyes attractive - XRob MU

- 5/12/25 10:55:08

Agree 100%. I went to high school with a girl who looks - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 11:37:15

I don't see how a sane jury could convict her - ZouMiz STL - 5/12/25 10:20:08

So you think she ran him over on purpose or was - playhard KC - 5/12/25 10:45:27

I think she probably hit him but nothing has proven that and - ZouMiz STL - 5/12/25 11:10:45

I watched the documentary A Body in the Snow - cnk MU - 5/12/25 10:18:41

That Google search “how long to die in the cold” made - TigerMatt STL - 5/12/25 10:25:33

The can't prove what time that search happened though - ZouMiz STL - 5/12/25 10:27:20

Worked the race yesterday from 9am till end of race. I - hefeweizen MU

- 5/12/25 09:15:30

Is there a more superior race?(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 5/12/25 09:20:56

RE: Is there a more superior race?(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 5/12/25 09:48:27

I left my house this morning around 6:15 to go pretend to - playhard KC - 5/12/25 09:05:54

RE: I left my house this morning around 6:15 to go pretend to - SEC-BIG-GAMEHUNTER MU - 5/12/25 09:18:00

No idea where the stereotype of the lazy Mexican came - hefeweizen MU

- 5/12/25 09:13:01

I didn't really get a good look at their nationality, if I - playhard KC - 5/12/25 09:21:31

I've never heard mexicans stereotyped as lazy(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 5/12/25 09:18:15

Siestas(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 5/12/25 09:58:17

^^^too woke for Speedy Gonzalez(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 5/12/25 09:41:35

They need to before ICE comes(nm) - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 09:08:53

When did stop day become a huge thing at Mizzou? - tgr MU

- 5/12/25 08:46:29

When did wearing other college schools jerseys become - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 10:05:20

It was after my time in the mid-2000s for sure - mizzouSECedes STL - 5/12/25 09:31:06

I have a kid down at Mizzou now. We missed out - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 5/12/25 09:06:04

when they moved it to the Friday before finals - MizzouAstro MU

- 5/12/25 09:01:35

I simplified things - Diamond Dave MU

- 5/12/25 09:03:06

When they started celebrating Hammer Time Day (nm) - McMuffin MU - 5/12/25 08:57:05

RE: When did stop day become a huge thing at Mizzou? - meatiger MU - 5/12/25 08:53:47

I had an Asian roommate so every day was slope day (nm) - McMuffin MU - 5/12/25 09:02:36

Hey boddy, srope is an ethnic srur - McMuffin MU - 5/12/25 09:06:42

Risten boddy...me and TheWirdcat do shot of - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/12/25 10:15:37

Yeah, we did nothing of the sort when I was there - Joeboo MU

- 5/12/25 08:47:02

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