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that joke always bothered me because

Posted on: August 12, 2025 at 11:05:32 CT
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we all know the wind in Missouri almost always comes from the west. if kansas sucks, wouldn't the wind be pulled toward kansas, not the other way around? from a purely meteorological perspective, wouldn't that joke indicate that it's Missouri that sucks, not kansas?

I prefer to think that kansas blows and illinois sucks. that seems more accurate on all levels.
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Why are there no wind farms in Missouri? - Joeboo MU - 8/12 10:14:43
     Missouri has a bunch up North.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/12 18:14:50
     You’ve never been to Northern MO, have you? (nm) - haeffb MU - 8/12 17:08:01
     NW MO - JG A - 8/12 14:23:48
     Because they are a joke & we don't have consistent wind - TigerFan92 STL - 8/12 13:33:54
          Wind energy is extremely reliable - JG A - 8/12 14:27:24
               you are a liar, ignoramous and a joke.(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 8/13 09:04:07
     There's a bunch up by Maryville and like mentioned - playhard KC - 8/12 13:14:13
     NWMO has a few near Mound City(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/12 12:17:09
     They are a bad investment - alwaysright MU - 8/12 11:40:29
          ^^^this. And Fugly as sin(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 8/12 12:22:33
     Put them on any golf course I'm playing - Bosalphus KC - 8/12 11:20:25
          full golf course with mini-golf type obsticles - Joeboo MU - 8/12 11:31:17
     There are a whole bunch of windmills north of Kirksville - sprintcar STL - 8/12 11:11:20
          there's civilization North of Kirksville? - Joeboo MU - 8/12 11:12:46
     All those states blow - CulturedDan MU - 8/12 11:05:51
     Did you not watch LandMan? Billy Bob explains how they are - ZouMiz STL - 8/12 11:04:44
          that show was so bad - Joeboo MU - 8/12 11:10:21
     easy. kansas sucks. - RHAYWORTH MU - 8/12 11:00:05
          that joke always bothered me because - phrejd STL - 8/12 11:05:32
               Guy in front of me in the beer line at Arrowhead at the - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/12 11:36:07
               and danger's mom does both.(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/12 11:09:41
                    Like a J84 jet engine.... - Tigrrrr! MU - 8/12 12:31:46
                    i'll say (nm) - phrejd STL - 8/12 11:27:08
     Also did you know that the tips of the blades are moving - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/12 10:52:17
          RE: Also did you know that the tips of the blades are moving - Joeboo MU - 8/12 10:56:59
               ^^^^ PROOF THAT WIND IS GAY ^^^^^ -tigertix (nm) - phrejd STL - 8/12 11:01:39
     Did you know that that west texas one of the windiest - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/12 10:47:02
          RE: Did you know that that west texas one of the windiest - tgr MU - 8/12 10:59:39
          ^^^^^^^^FAKE^^^^^^, you just admitted it....remember T Boone - tigertix MU - 8/12 10:53:24
               So the former oil tycoon didn't like wind farms - playhard KC - 8/12 13:16:16
               [rolls eyes] - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/12 10:57:40
                    Hell, the NFL couldn't exist without stadium subsidies.... - tgr MU - 8/12 11:01:55
                         YEAH BECAUSE OF THE WIND AND ITS COMMUNIST ALLIES!!! (nm) - phrejd STL - 8/12 11:02:27
     i'm glad we don't have a lot of them, but there's - phrejd STL - 8/12 10:45:52
          Wind and solar are fantasies, the life span of both are far - tigertix MU - 8/12 10:50:53
               [rolls eyes] (nm) - phrejd STL - 8/12 10:51:35
     Costa Rica has mountain wind farms - Ace A - 8/12 10:41:48
          yeah but how much energy does a country full of goat farms - Joeboo MU - 8/12 10:46:26
               I guess you've never been there(nm) - Ace A - 8/12 10:49:06
                    why don't you start a new thread about Costa Rica so we can - phrejd STL - 8/12 10:50:28
                         you just want pics of Costa Rican women in bikinis - Ace A - 8/12 10:55:01
     Because we are not morons that bought the wind lie...nm - tigertix MU - 8/12 10:39:19
          show me on the doll where the wind touched you(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/12 10:45:05
               RE: show me on the doll where the wind touched you(nm) - mizzouSECedes STL - 8/12 11:05:58
          the wind causes cancer for real(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/12 10:43:09
               every person who has ever had cancer - Joeboo MU - 8/12 10:54:47
                    lol(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/12 10:59:04
          THE WIND IS FAKE NEWS!!! (nm) - phrejd STL - 8/12 10:40:47
               Ok, what sustained weed speed does an area require for - tigertix MU - 8/12 10:44:15
                    YEAH WHO SAYS THIS WIND IS EVEN NATURAL??? HOW DO WE KNOW IT - phrejd STL - 8/12 10:46:58
     There talking about putting one in north boone county - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/12 10:32:48
          that would be a blight on scenic Centralia - MizzouAstro MU - 8/12 10:35:43
     why is it so windy in Missouri? - MizzouAstro MU - 8/12 10:32:27
     There's a ton in northern MO - mizzouSECedes STL - 8/12 10:16:28
          Yeah, there is a big one just East of Rockport. You can't - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/12 10:45:47
          I haven't seen any along I35 or I29 going North from KC to - Joeboo MU - 8/12 10:37:01
               Bunch northeast of St. Joe near King City. - Tiger Max MU - 8/12 11:38:38
               I think you can see them off I29 going up to Omaha. - tgr MU - 8/12 10:46:50
               Look on the east side of I-29 when you get to Rock Port...nm - tigertix MU - 8/12 10:46:09
                    like up on the big hills/bluffs? - Joeboo MU - 8/12 10:48:48
                    you can see a few of them, but to see how big of an array - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/12 10:48:40




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