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Zounami LOVES to masturbate!!!!!1 TRUST ME!!!!!!!1

Posted on: December 6, 2016 at 15:11:06 CT
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What I do is, I set him up on the bed in my single-wide with some hot oil. Then I sit on the chair over there in the corner and start chanting -- ohm like -- "MATT GOLL DURN RHULE!!!!!1 MATT DADGUM RHULE!!!!1 RHULE!!!!!!1 RRRRRHHHHUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLEE!!!!!1"

Over and over again, I chant.

Zounami calls it "tantric masturbation." I don't even know what that means, but it's DADGUM AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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I'm not sure who's dumber: The people who lobbied for Kim - zounami MU - 12/6 14:22:16
     I hope Mack Rhodes has a botched sex change(nm) - Shrine Devine MU - 12/6 17:04:22
          You don't think he already did? - tigersailor MU - 12/6 17:14:22
     Not many fans lobbied for either guy to get the job. - alwaysright MU - 12/6 16:48:37
     You will never understand(nm) - DevilsAdvocate MU - 12/6 16:48:09
     Missouri makes circumstances and is never a victim of them(nm) - Fred G. Sanford USA - 12/6 15:19:02
     I think the bball problems left by Haith are overblown - Tigerfish MU - 12/6 15:16:15
     I'd say the guy who thinks KA and BO are comparable is - 90Tiger MU - 12/6 15:16:07
          KA hire = 0/10. BO hire = 2/10. So I would agree that BO - zounami MU - 12/6 16:25:08
               MATT GOLL DURN RHULE = 14/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 - Mothball MU - 12/6 16:39:52
                    Rhule and Howland both would have been 9/10 hires. (nm) - zounami MU - 12/6 16:52:46
     You should go root for Alabama in fb and ku in bb - Gaseous Clay MU - 12/6 15:04:59
          I think he likes complaining and loves to masturbate - SabertoothTiger MU - 12/6 15:07:01
               Top-notch personality. Bet he's a real popular guy in life.(nm) - Gaseous Clay MU - 12/6 15:16:48
               Zounami LOVES to masturbate!!!!!1 TRUST ME!!!!!!!1 - Mothball MU - 12/6 15:11:06
                    ðŸ‘¬ - Emoji Man MSU - 12/6 17:18:13
                    POUR SOME ROOM DANG TEMPERATURE ZIMA ON JIZNAMI'S BACK!!!!!1 - The King MU - 12/6 17:14:12
     Getting BO was like marrying your high school sweetie. - jake_mu MU - 12/6 15:03:27
     or the people that have to use speed to win at tigerboard(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 12/6 15:01:33
     DADGUM RIGHT!!!1 WE COULD HAVE RHULE!!!!!!!!!!111 - Mothball MU - 12/6 14:51:40
          The second I heard about Baylor hiring Rhule this morning - Eggs MU - 12/6 14:59:18
               This guy from the northeast will LIGHT UP WACO!!!!!1 - Mothball MU - 12/6 15:03:03
               As I said, it was not a surprise. After another 10+ win.... - zounami MU - 12/6 15:01:54
                    I'm glad we passed on someone who still reveres Joe Paterno(nm) - LionelHutz USA - 12/6 16:55:28
     I am. The people that lobbied for Kim Anderson (nm) - samclemens MU - 12/6 14:48:49
     Bad hire in KA. Still contend BO will end up being a very - Diamond Dave MU - 12/6 14:29:09
          Not looking good so far. We currently have the worst - zounami MU - 12/6 14:30:35
               Our class ranking is in the range that it has always been - alwaysright MU - 12/6 16:50:12
               STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 DADGUM STARS!!!!!!!!!!1! - Mothball MU - 12/6 14:59:58
               the state of MO has 2 players in the top 250 - tigerinhogtown STL - 12/6 14:54:35
                    RE: the state of MO has 2 players in the top 250 - CPA MU - 12/6 17:24:56
                    It is an epicly bad year in midwest recruiting. - alwaysright MU - 12/6 16:49:28
                    the 8 states touching MO have a total of 9 in the top 100 - tigerinhogtown STL - 12/6 15:03:37
                         Agreed, GP was an ok coach but no where's near a great coach - MU-TULSA MU - 12/6 16:22:19
                         RE: the 8 states touching MO have a total of 9 in the top 100 - sarasotatiger MU - 12/6 15:39:51
               That's nothing new. - MrBlueSky MU - 12/6 14:32:53
                    Correct. - Diamond Dave MU - 12/6 14:35:14
                    I don't think Pinkel ever had the lowest average rating in - zounami MU - 12/6 14:34:56
                         GP definitely had some awful classes in the Big 12 and SEC - MrBlueSky MU - 12/6 14:38:53
                              Most of GP's best players - Eggs MU - 12/6 14:42:41
                                   Those years we won division titles we took advantage of - zounami MU - 12/6 14:46:30
                                        When two east division teams finish top 5 = not weak. - Gary P. MU - 12/6 16:38:35
                                        I think you must be an Arky fan(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 12/6 15:25:07
                                        Both SEC title games were 1 possession games - Eggs MU - 12/6 14:49:34
                                             what was our closest loss in terms of final score? (nm) - zounami MU - 12/6 14:50:18
                                                  59-42 I believe(nm) - Eggs MU - 12/6 14:51:11
                                                       That's what I thought. A 17-point beatdown was the closest - zounami MU - 12/6 14:51:48
                                                            we were screwed on that 4th and goal call - tigerinhogtown STL - 12/6 14:56:11
                                                            Haha, that game wasn't a beatdown - Eggs MU - 12/6 14:53:55
                                                                 Tre Mason did run all over us. But we were at least - MrBlueSky MU - 12/6 14:54:41
                                                                 The 4th quarter doesn't count? (nm) - zounami MU - 12/6 14:54:32
                                                                      Of course it does, but do the first 3 not count either? - Eggs MU - 12/6 14:56:17
                                                                           All 4 quarters count. (nm) - zounami MU - 12/6 15:02:28
                                                            Making conference title games is very desirable - MrBlueSky MU - 12/6 14:52:31
                                   By in large...the stars don't matter for a team like Mizzou - MrBlueSky MU - 12/6 14:45:21
                                        Yup, his last 4-5 years we always had a good to great DL - Eggs MU - 12/6 14:47:09
                                             If we had competed in the Big12 South or SEC West those - zounami MU - 12/6 14:49:29
                                                  That's a lot of ifs - Eggs MU - 12/6 14:52:10
                                                       2007 and 2013 were good teams, but we need to recruit at - zounami MU - 12/6 14:53:48
                                                            MATT GOLL DURN RHULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 - Mothball MU - 12/6 16:08:25
                              True, he was a poor recruiter. (nm) - zounami MU - 12/6 14:39:47
     Barry Odom was a SEC D Coordinator. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 12/6 14:27:31
          For 1 year, and only because WE gave him that position. (nm) - zounami MU - 12/6 14:28:22
               To be fair, he was DC at Memphis and opposing coaches - Diamond Dave MU - 12/6 14:30:02
                    Memphis was going to hire him if we didn't - Eggs MU - 12/6 14:32:12
                         We should have let them - tigersailor MU - 12/6 17:00:54
                         Memphis. LOL (nm) - zounami MU - 12/6 14:33:04
                              You have said repeatedly Odom is a "high school coach" - Eggs MU - 12/6 14:34:56
                                   He's a troll. And a weak one at that.(nm) - zodiac6 JC - 12/6 15:23:46
                                        He's done good work sucking Eggs in this thread though (nm) - Cosmo MU - 12/6 15:57:18
                                   As a head coach. At the Power 5 level he has 1 year of - zounami MU - 12/6 14:37:49
                    DC at Memphis. LOL (nm) - zounami MU - 12/6 14:31:48
     That's irrefutable; but it is what it is .... - samclemens MU - 12/6 14:26:06
     Mizzou is too cheap to go for blue chip coaches - tigersailor MU - 12/6 14:25:11
          RE: Mizzou is too cheap to go for blue chip coaches - sarasotatiger MU - 12/6 20:06:44
     Instead of posting obsessively (I understand the adderall - Eggs MU - 12/6 14:25:01
          Mizzou only hires incompetent fools. That rules me out. (nm) - zounami MU - 12/6 14:27:02
               Mike Alden, Mack Rhoades, and Jim Sterk are - Eggs MU - 12/6 14:29:46
                    Incompetent and/or too weak and spineless to stand up to - zounami MU - 12/6 14:32:52
     I think you forgot one - meatiger MU - 12/6 14:24:38




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