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Sal's FL trip ended with a bang - hefeweizen MU

- 7/15/25 09:10:24

They played "I saw the sign" by Ace of Base this morning - MizzouAstro MU

- 7/15/25 08:00:01

RE: tkb - You still banger in 25 years, Ace? (nm) - McMuffin MU - 7/15/25 09:01:25

When I go to the gym all I do is pelvic thrusts. - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/15/25 08:32:37

You should tie a weight on your pecker and impress everyone - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/15/25 08:50:08

banger? as in you recall taking anal with that song on - 90Tiger STL - 7/15/25 08:10:49

a gentleman never kisses and tells(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 7/15/25 08:15:13

Prison sex isn't gay(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/15/25 08:31:52

you know darn well there was no kissing(nm) - TigerA MU - 7/15/25 08:29:22

also no telling(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 7/15/25 08:34:59

Don't ask, don't tell?(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 7/15/25 08:43:23

no talking - MizzouAstro MU

- 7/15/25 08:44:20

Biting the pillow takes care of the idle chitchat. (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/15/25 08:51:27

^^^ Doesn't watch Pitch Perfect(nm) - Shu MU - 7/15/25 08:05:43

guilty(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 7/15/25 08:09:07

Ha, that was on the other day (nm) - mizzouSECedes STL - 7/15/25 08:07:16

Just setting PR's all over the gym to that song (nm) - Bosalphus KC - 7/15/25 08:05:25

the iron was pumped(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 7/15/25 08:08:58

Cal Raleigh is having a pretty good 3 1/2 months - Eggs MU - 7/14/25 21:52:23

“Big Dumper” - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/14/25 22:11:02

Sponsored by Metamucil (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/14/25 22:35:48

Reino shall be referred to as “Little Dumper”‘from now on(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/14/25 22:44:33

Sponsored by Zig-Zag rolling papers.... - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/15/25 07:11:25

You can tell he's from the AL - didn't choose Eric Fedde to - Mormad MU - 7/14/25 21:53:41

Kid steals one from Caminero (which they counted anyway) - Mormad MU - 7/14/25 21:48:27

Eduardo seems like an asshat. Only some asshat - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/15/25 08:33:52

Agreed - it should be part of it. If they make a play they - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 21:57:19

MLB handled it right with $1MM on the line - Mormad MU - 7/14/25 21:59:27

That was hilarious.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 21:56:13

The final should be the top two - Eggs MU - 7/14/25 21:24:21

The all time furthest hr length was crazy - meatiger MU - 7/14/25 21:31:27

Edmonds got injured in the HR contest one year - alstl MU - 7/14/25 21:38:47

Do it in November - meatiger MU - 7/14/25 21:49:28

ah, yes - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/14/25 21:56:22

RE: ah, yes - meatiger MU - 7/14/25 22:01:41

there’s football on every night of the week in November - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/14/25 22:03:53

Bring back The Superstars - Mormad MU - 7/14/25 22:03:28

.....diving for a ball.(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/14/25 21:41:58

you took your awful joke you made a couple of weeks ago - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/14/25 21:47:29

So, something I've never seen before. Two lesbians playing - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/14/25 20:55:22

They are doing well. Probably not hot(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 7/14/25 21:17:57

One was. The other was a big girl, but hard to tell with th - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/14/25 21:39:31

BTW, Atlanta is on their third stadium since 1966(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 7/14/25 20:16:25

1996 - alwaysright MU - 7/15/25 07:50:59

Petco park in downtown San Diego was impressive - playhard KC - 7/14/25 20:28:12

I caught a foul ball in San Diego 1971 - Juan Marichal - alstl MU - 7/14/25 21:35:50

Nice(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 7/14/25 23:37:02

This is the worst split screen camera BS I have ever seen... - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 19:24:51

Yeah - meatiger MU - 7/14/25 19:27:38

Worst HR Derby ever. Can't see the balls being hit so what - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 19:39:59

ESPN 2 has a better view.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 19:50:07

Yes. Much better. Thanks (nm) - meatiger MU - 7/14/25 20:10:09

Can we limit Pat McAfee to just football - playhard KC - 7/14/25 19:14:34

RE: Can we limit Pat McAfee to just punting - AWOLTiger KC - 7/14/25 19:21:53

Can we limit Pat McAfee to just WWE(nm) - Calca STL - 7/14/25 19:37:09

RE: Can we limit Pat McAfee to - MrTruman2U MU - 7/14/25 19:50:07

He and Smith in the same room would be - playhard KC - 7/14/25 20:25:07

I like the HR Derby way more than the All Star game... - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 18:49:13

Not the same w/o Bobby(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 7/14/25 18:52:52

Is the Cardinals SS in the derby? I keep hearing from - playhard KC - 7/14/25 18:58:36

Where are you hearing this? - Hickeytime MU

- 7/14/25 20:02:57

RE: Where are you hearing this? - playhard KC - 7/14/25 20:40:42

Do you ignore the stupid **** royals fans say here? - Hickeytime MU

- 7/14/25 20:55:43

Almost everything he’s says is BS - playhard KC - 7/14/25 21:10:24

And you and Carlos bite - Hickeytime MU

- 7/14/25 21:47:45

Where did I bite there?(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 22:17:46

you’ve learned - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/14/25 22:23:45

man, you're just dumb as hell - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/14/25 21:25:54

be smarter(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/14/25 20:51:10

be less retarded - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/14/25 19:17:44

No, but next year with Cags is going to be legendary... - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 18:57:21

Chance McDanielson's show on FS1. Dead. - MIZ45 MU - 7/14/25 18:34:52

TJ Moe and Kay Adams are the only ones left - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/14/25 19:17:06

Do other universities jack off to the thought of alums - TheWildcat MU

- 7/14/25 19:07:54

It’s actually backward thinking for Mizzou fans - Hickeytime MU

- 7/14/25 20:04:18

I don't exactly recall the Odom or Kim Anderson hires being - MIZ45 MU - 7/14/25 20:21:04

They do! (nm) - MIZ45 MU - 7/14/25 19:35:18

Lmao(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/14/25 19:28:59

Seems appropriate meat digs the reference (nm) - MIZ45 MU - 7/14/25 19:35:07

RE: Seems appropriate meat digs the reference (nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/14/25 19:48:36

New sport to bet on FMB… - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 15:50:55

Have I got the app for you - AWOLTiger KC - 7/14/25 18:51:50

Freakness Stakes?(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 7/14/25 18:00:17

Get back to me when they allow whips (nm) - XRob MU

- 7/14/25 17:55:34

nah, way too short of odds for me(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/14/25 17:04:59

Watch again and I think it is 4 and 5 that get in a scuffle - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 17:09:10

This place is dead without me and TheWildcat(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/14/25 15:03:23

I’m currently in north KC if anyone wants to fight (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 7/14/25 19:06:46

Your first mistake was to bring a knife to a gun fight. (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/15/25 08:31:13

NPD(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 7/14/25 15:17:26

I mean don't leave out the king of driving traffic here... - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 7/14/25 15:14:37

LMAO. Nick said so.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 15:19:41

thanks jg (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 7/14/25 15:10:32

Which one of you is Stacey King? - Wildcat KSU - 7/14/25 15:07:24

HR Derby should have one "legacy" slot every year - Joeboo MU

- 7/14/25 14:50:06

Canseco is probably even more roided up now, give - playhard KC - 7/14/25 15:44:42

heard a great idea yesterday...put outriders out there - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/14/25 15:26:15

This is not photoshop - Cosmo MU

- 7/14/25 13:39:59

Just think....if he was on stilts playing for the Savannah - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/14/25 14:19:07

could high-five the announcers up in the press box(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/14/25 14:44:44

lol @ - Joeboo MU

- 7/14/25 14:03:48

The comment section does not disappoint - playhard KC - 7/14/25 14:09:14

I created a wrestler in my wwe game that had the min weight - tigerNkc KC - 7/14/25 14:05:00

ever notice pitchers never have any arm muscle? Except for - tigerNkc KC - 7/14/25 13:58:10

I feel like pitching is a lot of elastic/whip type motion - Joeboo MU

- 7/14/25 14:46:50

Lorenzen certainly knows his way to the weight room - playhard KC - 7/14/25 14:05:27

I bet those arm muscles may help in preventing over-stretch - tigerNkc KC - 7/14/25 14:06:29

Randy Johnson was 6'10" 225 when he was drafted - meatiger MU - 7/14/25 13:58:06

That's who I thought of(nm) - alstl MU - 7/14/25 17:22:32

he's no Brock Osweiler(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 7/14/25 13:52:12

Dang. His release point will be halfway to the plate. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 7/14/25 13:43:31

Without looking - what is the longest game by innings in MLB - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 12:15:14

I don't know if it's the longest but I believe the Cards had - Reagan STL - 7/14/25 13:34:56

25 innings - Bake Mcbride scored from first base on a - alstl MU - 7/14/25 13:58:51

is MLB the only team sport not based on a clock? - Joeboo MU

- 7/14/25 12:52:28

Baseball now has a pitch clock. Not the same kind of clock, - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 12:59:57

The banana guys - meatiger MU - 7/14/25 12:56:30

elam ending basketball games are fun(nm) - TigerA MU - 7/14/25 13:03:29

That is basically what pick up ball is - meatiger MU - 7/14/25 13:09:24

I don't remember the specifics, but I researched that before - AllThingsKC KC - 7/14/25 12:21:56

Modern times 25 innings by the WhiteSox in the 80's. - Erwin Fletcher STL - 7/14/25 12:21:03

Thought there was a 26 inning game somewhere - Hickeytime MU

- 7/14/25 12:23:50

There was a Cardinal-Expo game in the early 80's that went - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/14/25 12:42:14

This is correct. It was 26 innings that ended in a 1-1 tie - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 12:28:33

LOL, only lasted 3 hours and 50 minutes and both - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 7/14/25 13:40:53

That is like watching you and - meatiger MU - 7/14/25 12:46:59

Sounds alot like soccer. Nm - BandG MU - 7/14/25 12:42:13

St. Louis couldn't handle "thousands" of visitors? - AllThingsKC KC - 7/14/25 12:06:54

I think part of the problem was that most everyone... - MOOZOO MU - 7/14/25 12:44:58

That is also exactly what they tell you to do. Show up at - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 13:01:47

A couple hours, yes. Five or six or more, no.(nm) - MOOZOO MU - 7/14/25 13:09:08

Speaking of handling thousands of visitors I wonder what - lqf2b8 MU - 7/14/25 12:28:06

hanging in there, thanks(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 7/14/25 13:22:34

Speaking of hanging did she ever get that labia tuck she - lqf2b8 MU - 7/14/25 13:25:21

That's not labia.... - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/15/25 09:17:13

to be fair, Seventh Day Adventists are crazy mfers - MizzouAstro MU

- 7/14/25 12:14:30

that sounds like a St. Louis convention - Ferg MU - 7/14/25 13:05:22

Don't wanna look like a bigot or anything, but I'm pretty - CulturedDan MU

- 7/14/25 12:16:35

Sam Horn Drafted! - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 11:38:51

Dang that dude struck out 6 times in one MLB game. Poor - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/14/25 11:55:23

What sombrero is that? Titanium?(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 11:56:43

Sam Malone played from 72-78 with the RedSox but didn't - Erwin Fletcher STL - 7/14/25 11:51:06

Great show. Recently started watching it from the first - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 11:54:18

Did the same. Some episodes hold up, some do not. - alwaysright MU - 7/14/25 15:08:56

An alcoholic owning a bar - XRob MU

- 7/14/25 18:04:01

20 minutes before noon - SwampTiger MU - 7/14/25 11:41:12

Swamp - it was a joke. I didn't know there was another Sam - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 11:43:39

MLB draft tracker: Royals. - Nebraska99 STL - 7/14/25 11:05:54

Picking college seniors in rounds 4 & 6 - doughboy MU

- 7/14/25 12:03:01

They said Gamble was from Des Moines, IA...transferred - playhard KC - 7/14/25 13:29:11

Thanks(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/14/25 11:13:43

MLB draft tracker: Cardinals. - Nebraska99 STL - 7/14/25 11:05:15

Tinnitus caused by blood pressure meds. Anyone else have - tigerNkc KC - 7/14/25 10:25:00

mine got worse with a statin med - gamagrass01 MU - 7/14/25 14:10:38

I'm telling ya- it has got to the point where I just want to - tigerNkc KC - 7/14/25 14:12:43

gads! I wish I could offer help - gamagrass01 MU - 7/14/25 14:20:27

My tinnitus pre-dates going on Lisinopril... - MOOZOO MU - 7/14/25 13:22:39

I think the blood pressure meds my dad was on had - kmawv8 MU - 7/14/25 12:38:18

It was caused by listening to that darned Rock n' Roll - Spanky KU - 7/14/25 10:59:53

What's weird is that yesterday I listened to an audiobook - tigerNkc KC - 7/14/25 11:10:12

I've had it for a few years but - GA Tiger MU - 7/14/25 10:51:37

Can you still hit 30 3 pointers in a row?(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/14/25 10:54:48

what are the 3 meds?(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 7/14/25 10:27:39

Lisinopril, enalapril, carvedilol and ramipril. I guess 4(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 7/14/25 10:32:00

wait you were taking lisinopril, ramipril, and enalipril - CulturedDan MU

- 7/14/25 11:38:01

no, lisinopril and carvedilol.(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 7/14/25 13:56:57

oops. Should be moved that way - tigerNkc KC - 7/14/25 10:25:33

LOL, I was wondering where this might be going - meatiger MU - 7/14/25 10:45:48

5 hour meeting today - AWOLTiger KC - 7/14/25 09:43:45

In person i assume? That would be a really long - playhard KC - 7/14/25 10:52:24

Yeah, IT DR tabletop(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 7/14/25 11:51:08

Time to live up to your handle (nm) - mizzouSECedes STL - 7/14/25 10:50:36

here's how you handle that - Joeboo MU

- 7/14/25 10:29:22

We used to have those. At first break I would have an... - BandG MU - 7/14/25 10:19:02

Yup, need to arrange beforehand for someone to call you - Mizzou Tom KC - 7/14/25 12:03:56

The S.S. Minnow was only supposed to go on a 3-hour tour. (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/14/25 10:05:10

What corporate nonsense have you got - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/14/25 09:51:02

if that doesn't include a 3 hour orgy and a 30 minute lunch - MizzouAstro MU

- 7/14/25 09:45:29

90 minutes, tops, will be a productive use of time(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/14/25 09:44:37

half that - MizzouAstro MU

- 7/14/25 09:45:44

Odds that this guy posts here? - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/14/25 09:07:03

Madison Stuerman has worse grammar than I do(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/14/25 11:48:25

It's doubtful but possible - playhard KC - 7/14/25 11:10:21

that isn't what stand your ground implies - that's you - 90Tiger STL - 7/14/25 11:27:35

He says he was slapped, so he defended himself - playhard KC - 7/14/25 11:42:20

you don't know what stand your ground means. you have - blake1771 MU - 7/14/25 15:41:38

dude, just stop (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 7/14/25 11:55:24

his consistency and fearlessness is amazing (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 7/14/25 11:38:32

nearly zero, are you stupid? (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 7/14/25 09:09:21

That's a bit harsh. I saw the booking photo - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/14/25 09:34:32

He also puts bird seed out in the street to slow down - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/14/25 09:40:43

so why did you think it was someone on TB? (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 7/14/25 11:27:02

I didn't say this guy does post here. I asked the odds - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/14/25 11:50:16

JG maybe moved to MO? He hates animals - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/14/25 09:49:10

That wasn't hate, that was love.(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 7/14/25 09:54:25

- pet rapist (nm) - phrejd STL - 7/14/25 10:03:01

Ok.(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/14/25 09:12:17

Unless you're telling us it was you? (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 7/14/25 09:28:46

Pretty sure i saw Brett Veach at KCI yesterday in the - playhard KC - 7/14/25 07:54:41

Did you ask him about Mahomes' weight issues?(nm) - BigSlickTiger MU - 7/14/25 10:41:30

Working on Smith’s contract(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 7/14/25 10:33:22

Hunt family's private jet rich. Not their GM. - RHAYWORTH MU - 7/14/25 09:34:58

He (if it was actually him) looked to be in vacation mode - playhard KC - 7/14/25 10:50:31

Did you tell him about the Superman movie? (nm) - phrejd STL - 7/14/25 08:00:38

I did not, i think the last movie i saw in a theatre was - playhard KC - 7/14/25 08:24:42

Well what did you do to make sure he knows that - phrejd STL - 7/14/25 08:30:32

lol (nm) - Bosalphus KC - 7/14/25 08:01:18

building one of these for/with the grandkids - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/14/25 01:34:51

If you have a lot of large trees - Joeboo MU

- 7/14/25 09:34:09

Zoumiz called it - playhard KC - 7/13/25 22:23:22

Who goes to the movies? haven't been in dozens of years - TigerFan92 STL - 7/14/25 09:18:16

With all the streaming services most people have and the - playhard KC - 7/14/25 09:39:06

It looks terrible - Cosmo MU

- 7/14/25 09:03:08

went and saw it with the kiddo. It was ok - Joeboo MU

- 7/14/25 09:02:04

I have issues with the reports on Jor El being a bad guy & - alwaysright MU - 7/14/25 09:18:23

yeah, his Earth Parents acted like they were Cajun swamp - Joeboo MU

- 7/14/25 09:28:37

He needs rick sanchez' movie maker. He done run - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/14/25 09:08:37

I'd watch a Pickle Rick / Mr Poopybutthole buddy cop flick(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/14/25 09:31:43

That sounds like an idea. I'm burnt out on superman and - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/14/25 09:46:43

Was the character goofy? (nm) - Bosalphus KC - 7/14/25 09:05:02

I mean, he played Clark Kent as a dope - Joeboo MU

- 7/14/25 09:27:46

I just didn't know if he tried to treat the movie - Bosalphus KC - 7/14/25 09:44:23

oh no, its GotG style for sure - Joeboo MU

- 7/14/25 09:46:45

F1 did 144mil. Kinda want to see that one(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 7/14/25 08:55:45

Took the kids to that one. It was pretty good.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 09:20:48

Both of your posts are equally stupid and annoying - DevilsAdvocate KC - 7/14/25 08:22:50

sounds like a plan(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/14/25 08:42:43

who cares(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 7/14/25 07:50:18

Did you go watch it? (nm) - Bosalphus KC - 7/14/25 07:18:15

No, i'm not really in to those types of movies(nm) - playhard KC - 7/14/25 07:48:43

Or no - alwaysright MU - 7/14/25 07:01:22

That’s an awful opening for their budget & way less - ZouMiz STL - 7/14/25 06:33:07

Lol, keep moving those goal posts(nm) - playhard KC - 7/14/25 07:49:13

why wouldn’t you post this on the same board ZouMiz posted - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/14/25 05:29:56

I think he was basing that off the prediction that they - DHighlander NWMSU - 7/13/25 23:56:17

Decent but I wouldn't be pounding my chest if I were the big - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13/25 22:41:28

When Playhard pounds his chest - Wildcat KSU - 7/13/25 22:59:25

THAT’S A WINNER!!!!!!!(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/13/25 19:57:15

Why does Helmsley always make it scary? - implode STL - 7/13/25 20:56:09

Hunter Hearst? Damn him!!(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 7/13/25 21:06:32

Sherman? He don't like honkies(nm) - Mormad MU - 7/13/25 20:58:00

Autocorrect got me - implode STL - 7/13/25 21:02:55

Helsley drives me crazy - Mormad MU - 7/13/25 21:05:29

LFG!!!!! - AWOLTiger KC - 7/13/25 20:34:29

Liam Doyle vs. Cags - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/13/25 19:24:41

He’s Carlton/Big Unit/Koufax combined! - Hickeytime MU

- 7/13/25 21:20:02

Just because you get turned on everytime you watch Cags - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 05:42:21

I’ve seen him play once - Hickeytime MU

- 7/14/25 06:44:37

It’s okay… - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/14/25 07:21:09

My wife is relieved (nm) - Hickeytime MU

- 7/14/25 08:31:37

❤️ (nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/13/25 21:55:27

FERMIN!!!!!!!!(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/13/25 18:57:16

Cards tie it up bottom of 5th(nm) - implode STL - 7/13/25 18:45:08

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