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He was doomed from birth

Posted on: July 11, 2018 at 11:30:45 CT
TheShoe STL
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Came from one of the richest families in Como at the time, but his parents were never around and his handlers let him do and have anything he wanted. He gave the bar at the fieldhouse his credit card once and then told everyone drinks were on him for the next hour.
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Bought my kid a Nintendo Switch, was on sale for $225 - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:02:50
     Where did you get it? We were going to get our son one for - bactgr MU - 7/11 11:28:16
     manufacture some chore or something he has to do - MizzouAstro MU - 7/11 11:21:55
          That is what we are doing. Chores, doing what he is told - bactgr MU - 7/11 11:31:36
          then smash it in front of him anyway. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/11 11:30:34
               then pee on it in front of him so he sees you're the one - cnk ATL - 7/11 11:45:33
     Prime Day.(nm) - tgr MU - 7/11 11:06:18
     Um, dude - Eggs MU - 7/11 11:05:27
          "how come all my games are already 100% complete" - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:06:20
               Delete data - Eggs MU - 7/11 11:08:15
                    or, best idea ever because everythings already unlocked(nm) - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:09:03
                         "Joeboojr I spent 136 hours unlocking these games for you - Cosmo MU - 7/11 11:12:16
                              By 'games' I mean these with a rating that I won't - FIJItiger MU - 7/11 11:15:34
                              "I did this for you, I'll go to the ends of the earth for - Eggs MU - 7/11 11:13:12
                                   "But on second thought, don't play on my account. I can't - mizzou541 MU - 7/11 11:15:20
                                        "You're not going to get that esports scholarship riding - Cosmo MU - 7/11 11:19:14
                                             seriously though - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:20:49
                                                  The world has gone insane (nm) - Cosmo MU - 7/11 11:21:18
                                                       over 50 people with career earnings of $1million + - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:21:53
                                        "Just remember kid, it's the thought that counts"(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/11 11:16:29
                                             when playing online, when in doubt, just say - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:19:58
                                                  If you say that to him, it's true!(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/11 11:24:25
                                                       co-op gaming can get intense(nm) - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:25:13
     Don't do it. Kids who get fancy gifts for no reason turn - tigersknowbest MU - 7/11 11:04:42
          my dad bought me the GI Joe Aircraft Carrier one summer - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:05:43
               and look at what a tvvat you turned out to be(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 7/11 11:21:07
                    tough, but fair(nm) - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:24:31
                    RE: and look at what a tvvat you turned out to be(nm) - Cosmo MU - 7/11 11:22:24
               I got that for christmas and still have it - Cosmo MU - 7/11 11:20:45
                    I only ever had COBRA airplanes - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:23:09
                         Your entire worldview was built on lies Joeboo - Cosmo MU - 7/11 11:25:03
               Damn that is cool, I still want that thing lol(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 7/11 11:13:40
                    oops (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/11 11:15:51
                    It was bigger than my bed - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:14:26
          You know this how?(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/11 11:05:29
               I mean, I knew like 3 rich people growing up(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/11 11:07:40
     How old is the kid? Make him work around the house for - LimerNick MU - 7/11 11:04:42
     Happy You Didn't Completely Ruin Your Mom's Vagina Day!(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/11 11:04:29
          Happy "no more $750 a month for preschool" day - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:07:52
               "except during summer" (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/11 11:15:13
                    2 grandmas within 5 miles of us. Just gotta keep em upright - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:16:53
               lol, **** yes(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/11 11:10:00
     does he start kindergarten this year and can you wait - lqf2b8 MU - 7/11 11:03:50
          he does, thats right about a month away, Aug 15th(nm) - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:04:17
               lqf2b8 will be 36 that day too(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/11 11:04:42
                    If you were a woman, you'd be too old for me(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/11 11:05:42
                         but 36 dudes are still okay in your book? - lqf2b8 MU - 7/11 11:06:24
                              BOAISY(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/11 11:07:24
                              that's a lot of dudes(nm) - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:07:11
                                   and 72 balls(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/11 11:07:53
                                        assuming no polyorchidism nor monochidism (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/11 11:09:31
                                             We were playing football one day - TheShoe STL - 7/11 11:16:24
                                                  a cousin of mine was playing on a trampoline back in the day - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:18:36
                                                  I would have vomited if I saw that (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/11 11:18:25
                                                       there was vomiting(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/11 11:20:29
                                                            "I just puked in my sack"(nm) - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:27:11
                                                  horrifying(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/11 11:17:49
                                                       You should have heard him screaming - TheShoe STL - 7/11 11:19:53
                                                            an eyeball dangling level sac rippage would have probably - lqf2b8 MU - 7/11 11:22:22
                                                                 He was doomed from birth - TheShoe STL - 7/11 11:30:45
                                             unless they occur in offsetting ratios (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/11 11:10:56
                                             the average human has less than 1 ball(nm) - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:10:11
                                             obvioulsy(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/11 11:10:07
                    old balls(nm) - Joeboo MU - 7/11 11:05:06
                         I'll say - lqf2b8 MU - 7/11 11:05:40




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