Missouri Tigers Athletics :: Mizzou College Sports :: TigerBoard.com

77 percent of Americans view porn once a month - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:46:08

So 77% of Americans are men? Or are there women who - playhard NWMSU - 7/18/16 15:35:45

Is this a serious question? - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 16:18:12

I know several women that enjoy - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 15:40:04

if you are doing it at Starbuck's and McD's - Guy on a Bison MU

- 7/18/16 15:01:30

24 hour Shack Poll - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:34:31

mainly sinkers and perfectly formed and constituted. When - 90Tiger MU - 7/18/16 15:16:36

both(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/18/16 15:10:15

Yes (nm) - smoke STL - 7/18/16 15:02:10

99% or so sinkers. The now and then floater - JG A - 7/18/16 14:55:39

I am at Table Rock this week - cnk ATL - 7/18/16 14:24:27

hahahahahahahahahaha (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/18/16 15:28:11

You a half hour later - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 14:56:14

I just dookied out salad that I ate just 2 hours ago.(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 14:42:17

do you jack off to poop posts(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 14:43:26

Thanks for that mental image - smoke STL - 7/18/16 14:52:32

video of the event - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 14:39:47

but why lie to mrscnk about it(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 14:34:10

roles reversed, i wouldn't want my wife/gif to tell me - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 14:53:13

poop is unfortunately not a touchy subject in my household - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 14:59:46

i shouldn't be as weird about it - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 15:02:20

I don't like to hear about anyone else's poop - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 15:07:17

I got down with a run the other day and was messing with my - bactgr JC - 7/18/16 14:56:05

i trusted a fart at a gf's place probably about 10yrs ago - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 15:00:31

yeah, why wouldn't you tell your wife - Mizzou Man MU

- 7/18/16 14:39:04

Exactly, why wouldn't you!(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 14:41:38

I would have just said I'm going overboard to take a poop.(nm) - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 14:30:43

Poop typically floats. - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:30:01

I'm thinking it was full-on liquid shyt - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 14:33:49

a full liquid would have left an oil slick on the surface - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:35:53

That could be true. My shyts tend to lie below - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 14:36:52

so does Hope(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 7/18/16 14:33:40

you may have an issue - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 14:32:38

false(nm) - bactgr JC - 7/18/16 14:30:29

RE: false(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:32:29

Verification that i have a good diet, my poop generally - 90Tiger MU - 7/18/16 14:56:24

Why not just tell the wife that you were going to sh*t your - bactgr JC - 7/18/16 14:29:47

It's that kind of marriage - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:31:03

i want to believe (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 14:29:39

tablerockdogpaddler > southhamptoncrabwalker (nm) - McMuffin MU - 7/18/16 14:29:36

if you had simply dived down - FootballRefugee MU

- 7/18/16 14:28:01

Part of me wants to call bull**** but another part of me - mizzou541 KC - 7/18/16 14:27:32

I'm starting to question the validity of all - cooter KC - 7/18/16 14:27:24

the guy nearly had an accident - McMuffin MU - 7/18/16 14:31:38

lol(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 14:26:58

Never happened - cnk(nm) - Gyro MU - 7/18/16 14:26:05

Ex-Cardinal exec gets 46 months hacking case - mu7176grad MU - 7/18/16 14:23:09

dang - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 14:37:30

Germans even engineer the **** out of riot control - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:22:05

heck Marching Mizzou isn't that organized(nm) - MrTruman2U MU - 7/18/16 19:09:25

Dayton reads tigerboard - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 14:17:19

radio guys today were talking about getting Ervin Santana - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 14:23:34

he was a beast here his first time around - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 14:29:50

why don't pitchers flock to KC? - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:25:17

I think it is more the Royals not looking to spend on - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 14:35:13

If you aren't demanding top market value, why not take - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:36:17

I agree but I have a hunch the difference what we would - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 14:40:34

yes, after pitching in KC. That is the point. - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:45:13

Not sure, and even though I love KC and have lived - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 14:33:21

so go to KC so you can get that phat contract. - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:33:56

cats are just showoffs - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:17:07

My web guy is ****ing me off... - Gyro MU - 7/18/16 14:13:17

Should have hired Nick. He is fast just look at the new - TigerMatt STL - 7/18/16 14:18:23

Set a deadline and hold his feet to the fire - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:16:33

He did so himself today... - Gyro MU - 7/18/16 14:17:07

have you paid him anything? - FootballRefugee MU

- 7/18/16 14:14:50

Yeah, half payment for up to 50% completion(nm) - Gyro MU - 7/18/16 14:16:28

if you're friends with a lawyer - FootballRefugee MU

- 7/18/16 14:17:21

Pickled - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:12:05

Pickled green beans are good. - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 14:14:36

Asparagus is also on the top 10 list.(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:15:29

Ever had a pickled egg? - kcmizzou99 MU - 7/18/16 14:13:09

They used to sell them at Broadway Brewery - cooter KC - 7/18/16 15:11:48

I remember stopping down in the Delta when I was younger - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 14:16:14

You certainly know how to find the finer things in life.(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:17:38

Yes. Try this. - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:14:40

who participated in the naked bike ride this weekend? - frank MU - 7/18/16 14:04:14

Without a bike seat? - HandBanana MU - 7/18/16 14:05:27

Reino, looks like someone might have found the link - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:00:56

Interesting. Im not saying there's a link but it - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 14:04:33

I give it serious credibility.(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:07:11

If your realtor posts sideways photos - Potomac Tiger MU

- 7/18/16 13:54:11

Just wondering if your house comes off looking better - jumbo73 MU - 7/18/16 14:11:12

Is she hot?(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:07:13

I always hire a real hot one. - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 13:55:53

because the photos look upright - FootballRefugee MU

- 7/18/16 14:02:18

I see where you're going with this and I like it(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 7/18/16 13:57:41

Watching Boardwalk Empire, and I just realized that - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 13:27:25

Boardwalk Empire is one of the best underappreciated... - Gyro MU - 7/18/16 14:10:40

Agreed (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 14:32:01

and is Bobby's lawyer on Billions(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 13:29:41

Also the Judge in the Night Of (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/18/16 13:41:35

Was just getting ready to say that (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/18/16 13:40:43

Have reached a new low in customer relations - JG A - 7/18/16 13:13:32

Should have told them chihuahua fights subsidize the kennel - TigerMatt STL - 7/18/16 13:41:07

Should've responded with "Well you didnt tell us NOT to rent - bactgr JC - 7/18/16 13:33:39

followed up with, "why have you raised such a pussy?"(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 13:35:12

RE: Have reached a new low in customer relations - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 13:30:19

that's what came up on my google search(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/18/16 14:44:04

I just googled midget dog fighting at work. - dangertim MU

- 7/18/16 13:22:52

lol, how much did Pepe win?(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 13:21:09

Lol (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/18/16 13:20:55

probably in vegas. You know what they say... It - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/18/16 13:20:12

lol, that is hilarious. Please tell me you told them not to - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 13:20:02

he should give them a pamphlet on nutrition and - dangertim MU

- 7/18/16 13:21:01

so did you guys make money off of it? - dangertim MU

- 7/18/16 13:19:51

you should put either a pad on the door or sandpaper - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 13:18:43

Binge watched GoT season 6 over the weekend - mizzou541 KC - 7/18/16 13:13:09

imo, she was by far the hottest woman on the show - Star Warrior STL - 7/18/16 13:30:09

Sansa Stark for me.(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 13:59:16

I'd rather bang Gilly (nm) - TigerMatt STL - 7/18/16 13:55:20

Robb's wife was really hot too - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 13:33:27

Big corporate meetings in auditorium type settings - McRib MU - 7/18/16 13:11:29

agree. Cult and brainwashing. I've never felt comfortable - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/18/16 13:18:24

How about - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 13:14:07

still suspended?(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 13:12:11

So what are frank and tiffany up to? are they - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 13:15:31

Yeah, Frank is trying to get people to keep her. - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 13:17:30

unless they get POV.... - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 13:20:37

POV was already done(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 13:22:10

well thanks for ruining it!!!(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 13:23:21

Got a week for celebrating national nude day(nm) - McRib MU - 7/18/16 13:13:02

did cnk get suspended? i saw he tried (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 13:13:27

Hi(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/18/16 13:14:51

hello (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 13:18:48

What's the big deal?----kaw - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 12:47:44

whats wrong with that one lady's eyebrows?(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/18/16 13:06:20

Weird looking girls, only two are hot out of those four - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 13:36:13

I didnt read. I don't give a phuck. --sabertoothtiger - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/18/16 12:58:19

That is so gross. - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 12:48:47

do you think the same thing about kids swimming at - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 12:51:33

i think little kids wearing tiny bikinis is inappropriate - Mizzou Man MU

- 7/18/16 13:09:48

tiny bikinis i would agree - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 13:12:32

Normal, like no side tit or camel toe. - TLP (nm) - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 13:24:00

if I wouldn't let my teenage daughter wear it - Mizzou Man MU

- 7/18/16 13:23:38

^^expert in appropriate bikini sizes in children(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/18/16 13:18:55

Sharia law will eventually take care of that (nm) - smoke STL - 7/18/16 13:11:05

Great point, TLP. It's exactly the same thing. - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 12:53:34

no problem (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 12:53:53

just ran into somebody with the last name of Buttrum - dangertim MU

- 7/18/16 12:47:04

parents, if your kids have all went off to college - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/18/16 12:20:43

*gone* (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 7/18/16 12:50:59

RE: *gone* (nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/18/16 13:03:33

why you gotta be a grammar police cop?(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/18/16 13:00:16

*have to* (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 7/18/16 13:04:00

jerkstore(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/18/16 13:04:51

I never dealt with being in the high school booster club. - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 12:47:55

wife was in PTA. Some people are there to help the kids - Guy on a Bison MU

- 7/18/16 12:22:58

Is she hot?(nm) - Fred G. Sanford USA - 7/18/16 12:35:57

But is she pretty catty? (nm) - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 12:33:23

agree - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/18/16 12:28:39

and some of us are there for other reasons----kaw(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 12:23:40

you have got off some good ones today - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/18/16 12:29:25

Soria has given me even more appreciation for HDH - McRib MU - 7/18/16 12:19:01

hdh was badazz... - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/18/16 12:21:52

that'll leave a mark - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 12:03:37

The Russian Judge gives her a 1.(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 12:10:13

Question for pokemon players - alstl MU - 7/18/16 12:02:19

I think there are static stops where you pick up - mizzou541 KC - 7/18/16 12:10:21

They put these stops at random landmarks - Guy on a Bison MU

- 7/18/16 12:20:16

Interesting read on Tesla, Maxwell and scalar wave - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 11:59:47

Over/under on # of people dying in the streets of Cleveland? - Willie705 MU - 7/18/16 11:42:24

if the cops can stay out of it, I think it will be ok.(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 11:43:36

The nightmare would be BLMers shooting at bikers or - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 11:44:44

The bikers could shoot first, just FYI(nm) - Willie705 MU - 7/18/16 12:28:45

so far, it's been all Democrats - FootballRefugee MU

- 7/18/16 13:04:09

true(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 12:30:41

Will likely just end up with some tension but nothing - McRib MU - 7/18/16 11:54:50

Sounds like a bad date(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 12:11:01

yup.(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 11:47:59

MLB At Bat Streaming > MLB At Bat on TV - Zamboni STL - 7/18/16 11:40:09

Tablet suggestions? - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 11:28:24

get whatever phone you have - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/18/16 13:02:21

It's the op. system more so than the brand. I have a Samsung - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 13:07:27

RE: Tablet suggestions? - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 11:59:11

If you're trying to stay on the cheap end of things - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 11:53:52

If not wanting fancy then go nexus 7 - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 11:42:06

Have a link for one? Those seem to be expensive unless - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 11:45:13

Ignore me and don't get a nexus 7 per Joeboo's post below (nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 11:47:30

Ignored - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 12:18:44

I love my Nexus 7 but they're getting a little slow nowadays - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 11:44:32

I didn't realize they had not been updating with a new - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 11:46:54

I don't know why they stopped. the N7 was always great - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 11:50:33

I like my Nexus 9 tablet quite a bit - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 11:41:57

Samsung Galaxy tab....love mine (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 7/18/16 11:39:21

you just missed Prime day. Good deals on their - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 11:30:44

Damn.....yeah.....was out of town - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 11:32:37

What do you use it for the most? - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 11:29:16

Oh and it would definitely need USB support - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 11:32:09

I think all the amazon tablets do. I'd start there - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 11:34:47

the one really big downside to Amazon tablets - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 11:39:59

It isn't hard to get access. and if you want to completely - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 11:42:23

I'll check them out. Yes, we have Prime. Thanks - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 11:35:25

I can give more feedback soon. We ordered teh cheapest - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 11:36:21

That's a helluva' deal. - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 12:24:06

Movies pretty much exclusively - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 11:30:21

Holy ****balls do I love Google Fi - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 11:25:00

I can't decide if I am going to do Fi or this - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 11:39:53

I like these plans but I pay $47/month for 2 phones - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 11:41:40

I am grandfathered into the unlimited data phone plan - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 11:45:20

They still throttle those plans. - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 11:47:38

that's what I have heard too. I think AT&T throttle their - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 12:13:43

My brother is a grandfathered unlimited AT&T plan. - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 12:15:57

does the note 5 have the same LTE channels?(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 11:30:00

well, the 6P is both CDMA and GSM, Note on Sprint just CDMA - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 11:37:46

CDMA LTE is only class 13 and GSM LTE is class 17 - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 11:40:50

makes sense(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 11:42:17

The Night Of was interesting but still slow - Shrine Devine MU

- 7/18/16 11:23:38

it gets a little "artsy" - Mizzou Man MU

- 7/18/16 11:31:10

6 more episodes. I think that - Shrine Devine MU

- 7/18/16 11:36:15

does anyone know good home inspector in Columbia?(nm) - tman KC - 7/18/16 11:22:13

Mario Trevino. Excellent and thorough - RedbullSky MU - 7/18/16 13:34:25

Twins fire their mgr(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 11:20:43

GM, Terry Ryan. not manager, Paul Molitor - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 11:35:42

ah, thanks TLP(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 11:38:50

The Shack Board

START NEW THREAD