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That would be stage 4, wouldn't it?

Posted on: August 26, 2025 at 13:50:14 CT

Johnny Parkour MU

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Don't even bother with the female. Just suck the dick prior to penetration and swallow. Licking of the cream pie wouldn't prevent the pregnancy unless he pulled out in time and splooged on her stomach. That army guy would call that "buffet time"!

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Panic wedding. She's pregnant(nm) - Johnny Parkour MU - 8/26 13:46:49

She's marrying a Kelce. She needs to be prepared to pop out - Tigrrrr! MU

- 8/26 14:51:15

Too bad Mcslurpy was not there - meatiger MU - 8/26 13:47:16

did you really have to feed and enable this AH SMH - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 14:11:33

RE: did you really have to feed and enable this AH SMH - Breadtruck MU - 8/26 17:06:11

How is your Columbia, MO desert dwelling going? - Calca STL - 8/26 16:18:21

In case you missed it - meatiger MU - 8/26 14:15:25

Guy keeps making up his own fantasies about everyone - Calca STL - 8/26 16:20:06

Sure, telling a joke that's been explained,starts it all SMH - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 14:18:49

It is hilarious - meatiger MU - 8/26 14:24:47

Don't try your psychology 101 on me. Geez, dumb - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 14:28:53

This was after an edit? Come on, Mensa. - kmawv8 MU - 8/26 14:52:13

RE: This was after an edit? Come on, Mensa. - meatiger MU - 8/26 15:00:45

Wow, are you triggered, you don't like being outed - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 15:06:36

you are the one showing all of the anger(nm) - meatiger MU - 8/26 15:15:58

Take it up with siri dictation.It doesn't understand English - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 14:56:21

One thing I am curious about this Siri dictation; I don't - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/26 15:13:38

You have to mix in typing with dictation for example - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 15:18:31

That's the thing though. You do go back to edit some - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/26 15:25:43

I do at times. Depends. Here another fact. I had secretarys - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 15:29:32

LOL, this is how I know you're full of sh*t - kmawv8 MU - 8/26 15:43:29

It did, My Lord, you're so desperate to proveme wrong. - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 19:42:57

He'll want to fight you now - Calca STL - 8/26 16:35:12

Sign a waiver. Lmao(nm) - meatiger MU - 8/26 16:50:44

I'll be at the Mizzou-kU game - Calca STL - 8/26 16:51:47

projection - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 19:43:58

why would you parachute out of a 2-story window?(nm) - cnk MU - 8/26 15:40:56

And did his secretarys have to jump out of the 2 story - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/26 15:49:28

Geronimi! - cnk MU - 8/26 15:59:09

LOL!!! (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/26 16:10:55

You should probably direct your question to his secretarys. - kmawv8 MU - 8/26 15:44:36

Secretarys Targaryan?(nm) - cnk MU - 8/26 15:46:02

Sorry, not a Star Wars fan (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/26 15:46:46

you don't know the Mother of Rangers?(nm) - cnk MU - 8/26 15:58:09

Slayer of cream, breaker of stage 3(nm) - Calca STL - 8/26 16:55:47

You've done enough damage. This mission is over, Rambo (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/26 15:40:41

And after siri did her thing, you edited it and still ended - kmawv8 MU - 8/26 15:05:50

Here's what's difficult for you to understand - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 15:24:33

Posting gibberish is kind of counter to what this medium - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/26 15:45:07

If you don't care, why do you edit every post you make? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/26 15:37:47

seems like a mensa guy - meatiger MU - 8/26 15:27:51

so triggered, I apologize. I shouldn't have done that, reall - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 15:31:55

You'd lose a pillow fight to a coma patient(nm) - Calca STL - 8/26 16:24:00

Is there anyone on this board that likes you?(nm) - meatiger MU - 8/26 14:37:12

You don't but you arent' everyone, neither is calca or - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 14:40:03

RE: You don't but you arent' everyone, neither is calca or - meatiger MU - 8/26 14:50:42

Ok, but why did you slurp cum though?(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 8/26 14:12:21

RE: Ok, but why did you slurp cum though?(nm) - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 14:13:20

Why are you avoiding the question?(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 8/26 14:29:33

why do you avoid to GFY? - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 14:32:19

I dont do weird homo stuff like you bro(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 8/26 14:39:27

That would be stage 4, wouldn't it? - Johnny Parkour MU - 8/26 13:50:14

RE: That would be stage 4, wouldn't it? - meatiger MU - 8/26 13:50:58

When you give your BFs, BJs, do you swallow? Gay guys do - Macgrantt MU - 8/26 14:25:16

Can I buy a comma for $500, Alex? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/26 14:50:01

A human prophylactic (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/26 13:48:32