True story. I was at the park playing wiffleball with my

Posted on: July 31, 2025 at 16:03:17 CT

son and some of his friends about 6 years ago. A kid comes up to us and asks for my help. Her friend, a fat 8 year old, is stuck in a baby swing because his fat legs are too big to get out. We try but its so tight he can't be pulled out. Another kid goes in his house and gets some cooking oil. Nope kid is still stuck. He is so fat his legs are going purple/ numb from the wieght and constriction. We put a 5 gallon bucket so he can "Stand up" and relief the noose on his legs. His baby sitter shows up and tell her to call the authorities and let them handle it. Fire department shows up and cuts the chains down with bolt cutters and then he has to ride an ambulance to the ER to have them cut away the swing. Damn fat kids, but at least he was outside playing.

Edited by SabertoothTiger at 16:04:21 on 07/31/25