Obvious sperm got to his brain from multiple creampie diving. Guy started challenging people here to MMA fights, accusing everyone of being a DH of myself or zounami, made a DH named Texjohnson which he then used to agree with himself.
And I am pretty sure we found the mike guy:
http://tigerboard.com/boards/view.php?message=19573014
Similar vibes:
http://tigerboard.com/boards/view.php?message=19582615