I about threw hands with a dude at Gomer's about a month
Posted on: July 29, 2025 at 14:28:14 CT
Carlos Rossi KC
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ago. We were having a party and forgot vodka so I run down to Gomer's and pick up two handles...anyway obviously both hands are full and the jackass has his dog (big lab) and of course as he's checking out it comes full at me and jumps on me, and I have both hands holding Titos.
I said come on man...he said - oh you aren't a dog person, huh?
I said I am, but you don't have to take them everywhere. Plus he jumped on me...I about dropped a bottle.
He looks at the register guy and says "there has to be a d*ck everywhere you go I guess."
I just laughed and said watch it old man...he left and got in his Mazda Miata.
You don't have to take your dog to the liquor store. Christ.
Edited by Carlos Rossi at 14:29:03 on 07/29/25