JG's perfect record of honesty - now in shambles

Posted on: July 12, 2025 at 12:44:22 CT

The Superior Posters of Tigerboard vs. JG, Serial Liar and Champion Goalpost Mover

Exhibit A:
JG’s claim: “MIZ45 loves price controls.”
http://tigerboard.com/boards/view.php?message=19514308

A bold accusation. Unfortunately for JG, a deep dive into MIZ45’s post history—particularly during the 2024 campaign—reveals a consistent stance against price controls. JG was asked to provide even a single post where MIZ45 expresses this alleged love. Instead of delivering, he fled the scene faster than a toddler caught near a broken lamp. He produced nothing. Why? Because there is nothing.

The initial claim that “MIZ45 loves price controls” is therefore ruled a blatant lie.

Exhibit B:
Undeterred by facts or basic reading comprehension, JG doubled down with this gem:
“It is a fact that MIZ45 loves price controls.”
http://tigerboard.com/boards/view.php?message=19536876

Once again, no evidence. Once again, no posts. Once again, a lie. The court notes a disturbing pattern here.

Exhibit C:
In a dazzling display of goalpost relocation, JG changed his rationale: Now, he claims MIZ45 must love price controls because he “never condemned Trump for using them.”
http://tigerboard.com/boards/view.php?message=19516411

Except… he did. In fact, not only did he condemn them—he did so one hour before JG made that very post. In the same thread. In a direct reply to JG. The quote, for the record:

“Just as I detested Kamala’s price controls platform, I also feel the same with Trump doing it.”
http://tigerboard.com/boards/view.php?message=19514311

At this point, even the act of moving the goalposts is itself a lie.

Exhibit D:
In a shocking plot twist no one saw coming (except everyone), JG repeated the falsehood again:
http://tigerboard.com/boards/view.php?message=19567213

Apparently, JG has adopted the “If I repeat it enough times, maybe it’ll be true” school of logic. The court reminds him this is a message board, not a cult rally.

Bonus Round – Exhibit E:
JG claims: “MIZ45 never once condemned Trump’s campaign promise of price controls.”

Now, either JG is lying again… or he’s just being a [insert your own term—oh wait, he already did]:

“…or is being a fúcking retard…”

Let’s clear this up for the jury: Trump’s campaign promise involved tariffs. Not price controls. Different economic instruments entirely. One taxes imports; the other tells businesses what they can charge. You’d think a self-proclaimed truth-teller would know this.

And—surprise again—MIZ45 did condemn Trump’s tariff plan during the campaign.
Yes, during the actual campaign.
http://tigerboard.com/boards/view.php?message=19168933

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Based on overwhelming evidence, this court of superior posters hereby finds JG guilty of a minimum of five (5) documented lies. His once-vaunted claim of “never telling a lie on Tigerboard” is officially revoked, shredded, and launched into the sun.

Any future assertion of JG’s infallible honesty shall be considered… yet another lie.

The title of “Tigerboard’s Top Liar” remains not only intact but reinforced with ceremonial duct tape and Sharpie.

Court adjourned.