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We should care if people are gay
Posted on: May 29, 2025 at 11:00:07 CT
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Now, hold on. Hold on, actually. Colin, we do care, you know.
When I was growing up back in Kansas City, I had a buddy named Stevey Jewell. Now, he was a huge Denver Broncos fan. But we were all growing up smack dab in the middle of Chiefs [close rival] country. So he used to catch a lot of guff for it, you know? But me? Me, I-I told him it didn't affect the way I felt about him at all, you know? I told him that I "didn't care." And I didn't, you know.
But then in 19s... what, '97, '98, he had to watch back-to-back Super Bowls with the Denver Broncos in 'em all by himself. First one, he ate an entire seven-layer dip from Price Chopper all by himself. Big ol' thing. And it just wrecked his stomach. Apparently, he destroyed the toilet in his parents' basement. I remember the rumor at the time being that he caused $9,000 worth of damage. Could you imagine? To a toilet. 9,000 bucks.
The next year, he did the exact same thing. All by himself. He must have thought it was good luck or something. I don't know. 'Cause I wasn't there. 'Cause I "didn't care."
But I should've cared. You know? I should've supported him. I should've been at his house both them years. Sharing that seven-layer dip with my friend while his garbage-ass team wins back-to-back Super Bowls.
Colin: Coach, did you just compare being gay to being a Denver Broncos fan?
Ted: You know what? I did, and I regret it. Yeah. Sorry about that.
Jamie: What the **** are Denver Broncos?
Ted: No, that's a very good question.
Jamie: Oh, for ****'s sake.
Ted: It's an American football reference, an absolute fumble in this situation. I apologize. Yeah. Okay. But... the point is, Colin... we don't not care. We care very much. We care about who you are and what you must've been going through. Yeah? But hey, from now on, you don't have to go through it all by yourself. All right?
Team: Yeah. You hear that? You got us, mate. We got you.
Edited by KCT-BoneTiger at 11:01:09 on 05/29/25
Now, hold on. Hold on, actually. Colin, we do care, you know.
When I was growing up back in Kansas City, I had a buddy named Stevey Jewell. Now, he was a huge Denver Broncos fan. But we were all growing up smack dab in the middle of Chiefs [close rival] country. So he used to catch a lot of guff for it, you know? But me? Me, I-I told him it didn't affect the way I felt about him at all, you know? I told him that I "didn't care." And I didn't, you know.
But then in 19s... what, '97, '98, he had to watch back-to-back Super Bowls with the Denver Broncos in 'em all by himself. First one, he ate an entire seven-layer dip from Price Chopper all by himself. Big ol' thing. And it just wrecked his stomach. Apparently, he destroyed the toilet in his parents' basement. I remember the rumor at the time being that he caused $9,000 worth of damage. Could you imagine? To a toilet. 9,000 bucks.
The next year, he did the exact same thing. All by himself. He must have thought it was good luck or something. I don't know. 'Cause I wasn't there. 'Cause I "didn't care."
But I should've cared. You know? I should've supported him. I should've been at his house both them years. Sharing that seven-layer dip with my friend while his garbage-ass team wins back-to-back Super Bowls.
Colin: Coach, did you just compare being gay to being a Denver Broncos fan?
Ted: You know what? I did, and I regret it. Yeah. Sorry about that.
Jamie: What the **** are Denver Broncos?
Ted: No, that's a very good question.
Jamie: Oh, for ****'s sake.
Ted: It's an American football reference, an absolute fumble in this situation. I apologize. Yeah. Okay. But... the point is, Colin... we don't not care. We care very much. We care about who you are and what you must've been going through. Yeah? But hey, from now on, you don't have to go through it all by yourself. All right?
Team: Yeah. You hear that? You got us, mate. We got you.
Edited by KCT-BoneTiger at 11:01:09 on 05/29/25
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