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Minnie Mouse burkas on sale now! Pluto will not be allowed there, cuz dogs are unclean.
The tower of terror will now be a moment to hamas, hezbollah, plo murderers, and when you reach the top, everyone gets to throw a gay dummy over the side , and when they go splat glitter flies everywhere!
fun for the whole family! including your goats!
don't miss the Jihad journey, where you get to ride down a family of jews in your own suv!
I may be exaggerating a bit, but feel free to supply your own new disney rides and adventures!
I'm sure seagull and tigermatt are planning to go now!