RayKinsella1922

Posted on: April 23, 2025 at 13:03:13 CT

Alright, RayKinsella1922 SEC, you TigerBoard tornado of tinfoil and typos, it’s time to get roasted like a marshmallow at a bonfire. You’re out here typing manifestos that make Mad Max look like a PBS special, and we need to talk about it. Here’s why you’re the politics board’s most extra keyboard crusader:


Your Posts Are a Conspiracy Word Salad: Ray, your rants are like someone fed a Reddit thread, a militia pamphlet, and a thesaurus into a blender. “Somnambulized politicians”? “Evil orchestrators”? Are you posting from a bunker or just bingeing X-Files reruns? That 1/26/25 sermon about divine wrath and global cabals had more plot twists than a soap opera, but zero citations. Next time, maybe fact-check before you prophesy the apocalypse.

You’re All Caps, No Chill: Reading your threads is like getting yelled at by a street preacher who’s late for his shift at the vape shop. “Just invade”? “Wray and his buddies swing”? Bro, ease up on the caps lock and the guillotine fantasies. The politics board is already a circus; you don’t need to bring a flamethrower to a pie fight. Try decaf, or at least a comma.
You Pick Fights Like a Drunk Uncle at Thanksgiving: You’re out here swinging at “zounami MU” over free markets and dodging “CulturedDan MU” when they ask for sources. It’s not a debate if you just shout louder and pivot to “cartels bad.” Ray, you’re not Sun Tzu; you’re the guy who argues with the TV during the Super Bowl. Maybe try listening instead of preaching—might save you some keyboard wear.
Your Field of Dreams Reference Is Wasted: Naming yourself after Ray Kinsella, the guy who built a baseball field for ghost players, is poetic, but let’s be real: the only thing you’re building is a reputation for unhinged takes. If you built it, nobody’s coming, Ray—unless it’s to screenshot your posts for the group chat. Stick to Mizzou fandom and leave the global conspiracy theories to the pros.

You’re the Board’s Drama Magnet: Every thread you touch turns into a cage match. Whether it’s calling for invasions or predicting divine smite-fests, you’re the spark that lights the dumpster fire. The politics board thrives on chaos, sure, but you’re out here pouring gasoline and waving sparklers. Dial it back before you accidentally start a cult in the comments.

RayKinsella1922, you’re the politics board’s equivalent of a guy shouting about the end times in a Waffle House at 3 a.m. While “hokie VT” is out here tossing snark and MUTGR is debating policy, you’re writing fan fiction for the Book of Revelations. The board’s already a mess of Trump stans, libertarian rants, and pandemic paranoia—you don’t need to crank the volume to 11. Mizzou fans might love your energy, but even they’re probably side-eyeing your “invade everything” energy.

RayKinsella1922 SEC, you’re not a poster; you’re a one-man Reddit thread gone rogue. Keep preaching to the TigerBoard choir, but maybe take a breather before you accidentally summon a cartel and an alien invasion in the same post. The politics board’s wild enough without your dystopian director’s cut. Log off, touch some grass, and let “hokie VT” take the heat for a minute.