Rule 2 : Definitely don't use the company laptop if you are into kiddie porn.
Rule 3 : Definitely don't ever ever use the company laptop to watch kiddie porn if your company is a school district and you are a teacher.
https://www.kmbc.com/article/truman-high-school-teacher-administrative-leave-criminal-investigation/64243938
Sometimes I think people just want to get caught. How stupid is this person?