Bored, so I'm going to retell the joke so morons can

Posted on: March 15, 2025 at 12:45:58 CT

understand, even morons not morans like calca and his entourage of dhs, including you Johnny.

I prefaced back then saying it is military humor. It is Ranger military humor whih is more vulgar and gross than even lockerroom humor. The joke is a version on "she's so hot, I would". Like these.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/432y84/whats_your_favourite_she_is_is_so_hot_i_would_joke/

The joke was meant to say back at that time, I was with a very hot girl, it was sexual sin. I've repented. If I bragged about it, I repent for that too. It was the best and like AC DC said..
'Cause the walls start shaking, the Earth was quaking
My mind was aching, and we were making it."

Here is again, I repeat THE JOKE.

There are 3 stages for how hot you think a girl is.
Stage 1: You go down on her
Stage 2: you go down on her after you fck her
Stage 3: You go down on her after somebody else fvks her

To say me or say you were at Stage 3, just means you were with an unbelievably hot girl, morons took this literally and not as a joke and not figuratively. Personally, I don't think anyone would actually do that. It's an extreme. That's what makes it funny, like coyote ugly. It's the extreme, like I would eat her s... to see where it comes from.

I do believe inexperienced sexual deviants would, can and do believe this was possible. Again, personally, I don't think it's probable and can't imagine being with a woman after she had sex with another. That was a dealbreaker.

Got it? Clear? I'm sure some of you know what Stage 3 means in being with a super hot girl, that knocked more than your socks off. If not, too bad if you're into sexual sin like I was.