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Posted on: February 23, 2025 at 12:25:37 CT
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- 6 magnificent bowel movements demonstrating strong fiber discipline and ongoing fecal excellence
- Deleted the email to the AD last night demanding Coach Gates be fired before sending it, even though 53.2% of it was rational and exceptionally well written
- Swiftly changed screens on my computer from the Phoebe Cates swimsuit scene to an upcoming Spring landscaping tips site just as my wife turned the corner coming into my office (she was impressed I was already contemplating the landscaping)
- Stayed awake through the entire sermon this morning with only 2 notable head bobs I sold as stifled sneezes
- (anticipatory) I have one more prodigious bowel movement within me before the sun sets on this day