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I have entered the DADGUM PORTAL!!!!11
Posted on: January 21, 2025 at 21:15:08 CT
Mothball MU
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While I am first and foremost a Mizzou fan, and my heart will always be with Mizzou, I believe it is in my BEST DADGUM INTERESTS to enter the fan portal, just to see what's out there.
I know a lot of these NIL deals are secretive. ONLY ZOUNAMI KNOWS ALL THE GOLL DURN FACTS BECAUSE OF HIS UNIQUE GENIUS AND WEALTH!!!!!!!!11
But, in the interests of transparency, I will publish my expectations for a transfer:
1. ZIMA!!!!!!!!11 FOR DADGUM LIFE!!!!11 This one is not negotiable.
2. My truck's alternator is ON THE GOLL DURN FRITZ AGAIN so I need either a new Ford F150 or a new alternator.
3. A DOUBLE-WIDE IN SHADY LANE THAT WILL PUT THE DADGUM RICHIE RICHES UP THERE AWAY FROM THE SEPTIC LAGOON TO SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!111
4. Permission to leave the county from the sheriff, the judges and various state officials.
5. A NEW DADGUM VIZIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Thank you.
I know a lot of these NIL deals are secretive. ONLY ZOUNAMI KNOWS ALL THE GOLL DURN FACTS BECAUSE OF HIS UNIQUE GENIUS AND WEALTH!!!!!!!!11
But, in the interests of transparency, I will publish my expectations for a transfer:
1. ZIMA!!!!!!!!11 FOR DADGUM LIFE!!!!11 This one is not negotiable.
2. My truck's alternator is ON THE GOLL DURN FRITZ AGAIN so I need either a new Ford F150 or a new alternator.
3. A DOUBLE-WIDE IN SHADY LANE THAT WILL PUT THE DADGUM RICHIE RICHES UP THERE AWAY FROM THE SEPTIC LAGOON TO SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!111
4. Permission to leave the county from the sheriff, the judges and various state officials.
5. A NEW DADGUM VIZIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Thank you.
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I have entered the DADGUM PORTAL!!!!11 - Mothball MU - 1/21 21:15:08
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