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IT'S THE DADGUM STARS!!!1 SCIENTISTS' OFFICIAL FINDINGS!!!1
Posted on: January 8, 2025 at 13:16:33 CT
Mothball MU
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Missouri has been flouting the GOLL DURN SCIENCE for too long. We will have to stop going 21-5 over two seasons, and having consecutive 10-win seasons, because it is NOT HUMANLY GOLL DURN POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
THE STARS!!!!!!!!!11 SCIENTISTS HAVE MEASURED THE ORIFICES OF THESE YOUNG STALLIONS AND SPOKEN THROUGH THEIR EARTHLY DADGUM ORACLE, PAUL FINEBAUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
The University of Missouri needs to FIRE SOME GOLL DURN AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZES and GET A PROVEN DADGUM COACH LIKE MATT GOLL DURN RHULE WHO WON THE GOLL DURN PINSTRIPE BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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THE STARS!!!!!!!!!11 SCIENTISTS HAVE MEASURED THE ORIFICES OF THESE YOUNG STALLIONS AND SPOKEN THROUGH THEIR EARTHLY DADGUM ORACLE, PAUL FINEBAUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
The University of Missouri needs to FIRE SOME GOLL DURN AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZES and GET A PROVEN DADGUM COACH LIKE MATT GOLL DURN RHULE WHO WON THE GOLL DURN PINSTRIPE BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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