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If I was in this stupid hypothetical

Posted on: April 25, 2024 at 12:56:35 CT

CulturedDan KC

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I would run over to foul territory then act like I don't see the ball and hold my arms out to the side acting like "where is it"? But all the while positioning myself so the ball will land in my glove as I have it held out and when the ball comes down I'll keep looking up while it lands in my glove and I won't have weak-ass wrists so I'll make sure the glove doesn't move when the ball lands in it. Then I'll Throw my hands out in disgust while I look into the stands where I had placed some friends before the game started and I'll give them the secret signal to start scrambling like the ball landed there as I walk slowly towards the infield, and it won't be until I get close I'll show that I had the ball all along and see if the runner wants to tag up and try me byatch!

That's what I would do.

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Baseball: let's say it is bottom of the eighth, you are the - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 4/25 12:50:33

Change that to the bottom of the ninth, you’re the road - tigerNkc KC - 4/25 14:11:06

Catch the ball and make it 2 outs(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 4/25 12:57:06

If I was in this stupid hypothetical - CulturedDan KC - 4/25 12:56:35

I catch it and gun that MF'er out at home because I have - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/25 12:55:43

Id probably - hefeweizen MU

- 4/25 12:54:56