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They should have an SI Mom's Edition...

Posted on: February 8, 2024 at 12:39:15 CT
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and your wife can show off her record breaking stretch mark collection with all of those kids you made with her baby factory.

It's funny your kids like to swim because I bet she hasn't worn a bikini since '83
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Mahomes to be in SI swimsuit issue - TigerJackSwartz MU - 2/8 12:16:30
     She is not hideous - DevilsAdvocate KC - 2/8 15:32:50
          Her eyes and mouth are kinda weird and her personality - alwaysright MU - 2/8 17:19:07
               you don't know her personally. she came across as fine in - blake1771 MU - 2/8 20:49:26
                    Step 1: dumping beer on people and getting upset - alwaysright MU - 2/9 07:12:57
          I'd take her before T. Swift. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 2/8 15:54:30
               this is an interesting debate. not sure which way i'd go - phrejd MU - 2/8 15:58:26
                    T-swift - TigerNuts KC - 2/8 16:22:31
          I’d **** her with a ball gag in (nm) - TheWildcat MU - 2/8 15:39:34
     you shack-killing sonofa*****(nm) - Joeboo MU - 2/8 15:22:02
     She is nowhere near a 10 but she is an attractive woman. - DHighlander NWMSU - 2/8 13:30:55
          If she made 50k a year she’d be a 5. She’s just well groomed - TheWildcat MU - 2/8 13:54:14
               Have you been around American women lately? - El-ahrairah BAMA - 2/8 17:17:01
               She's a Cuba 8, KC 5.(nm) - BigSlickTiger MU - 2/8 14:06:50
                    Are we talking about Cuba, Missouri?(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 2/8 15:36:06
                    Shes not that high in Cuba. I could name many girls - TheWildcat MU - 2/8 14:08:56
                         how many lick b-hole?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/8 14:14:19
                              That was a Saint James Slag (nm) - TheWildcat MU - 2/8 14:16:18
                         name 5 - phrejd MU - 2/8 14:09:46
                              RE: name 5 - TigerNuts KC - 2/8 15:04:59
               agreed...body is rockin' but so are a lot of 20-something - TigerNuts KC - 2/8 13:56:45
                    yeah she's had 2 kids. getting her body back to that stage - phrejd MU - 2/8 14:06:55
                         My wife had 2 kids. Everything snapped back perfectly except - TheWildcat MU - 2/8 14:09:45
                              how did you start that conversation? - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/8 14:13:33
                                   She’s not blind. She wanted them (nm) - TheWildcat MU - 2/8 14:15:53
                                        what's a nice set run these days?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/8 14:16:35
                                             new or used? (nm) - phrejd MU - 2/8 16:03:45
                                             10k(nm) - TheWildcat MU - 2/8 14:18:30
                                                  that's a nice 4-wheeler, bro (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 2/8 14:46:29
                                                  damn, I'm paying 1600 a month for day care - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/8 14:20:54
                                                       Tell me about it. I don’t pay quite that much for daycare… i - TheWildcat MU - 2/8 14:25:15
                                                            The boat is not a necessity Wildcat(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 2/8 15:31:58
                                                                 That’s like your opinion, man (nm) - TheWildcat MU - 2/8 16:16:49
                                                            i've started drinking yeungling light because it's cheaper - phrejd MU - 2/8 14:58:12
                                                                 Yea its pretty good (nm) - TheWildcat MU - 2/8 15:01:29
                              either of them yours? (nm) - phrejd MU - 2/8 14:11:11
                                   The titties? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 2/8 14:46:41
                                        maybe (nm) - phrejd MU - 2/8 15:03:20
                                   They both appear to be from a facial standpoint (nm) - TheWildcat MU - 2/8 14:25:50
                                        someone say kid facials? - kaw (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 2/8 16:07:54
                                        you know that's not how babies are made, right? (nm) - phrejd MU - 2/8 14:56:59
                                        gross(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 2/8 14:27:55
     That picture... - XRob MU - 2/8 13:13:23
     lol there's an entire subreddit dedicated to hating on her - Joeboo MU - 2/8 13:08:01
          I'm guessing that subreddit hasn't had a ton to post - BigSlickTiger MU - 2/8 13:31:34
               Swift box probably has special rules to protect Taylor - ChinaTiger KC - 2/8 13:51:25
                    tell me more about Swift's box(nm) - Joeboo MU - 2/8 14:01:27
                         i'm still not totally convinced she doesn't have a penis - phrejd MU - 2/8 14:09:19
                              [taps sign] - CulturedDan MU - 2/8 14:23:09
     First trannies now this - AWOLTiger KC - 2/8 12:57:42
          Average Shacker - B. Mahomes is fugly - TigerJackSwartz MU - 2/8 13:22:28
               Heh. Sure - AWOLTiger KC - 2/8 14:50:19
               My wife is better looking than Brittany Mahomes (nm) - TheWildcat MU - 2/8 14:06:53
                    That is because you are a stud(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 2/8 15:10:10
                    you're not an average shacker though. Like me - TigerJackSwartz MU - 2/8 15:04:49
                         I’m aging like milk but I was dashing 12 years ago - TheWildcat MU - 2/8 15:14:43
               to be fair, though - TigerNuts KC - 2/8 13:27:44
                    i think its just the tooth to gum ratio - colonel angus beef KC - 2/8 13:47:57
     I'm shocked they didn't invite Gyro's wife... - Carlos Rossi KC - 2/8 12:36:31
          They should have an SI Mom's Edition... - Gyro MU - 2/8 12:39:15
     I thought hey fired everybody (nm) - meatiger MU - 2/8 12:23:58
          they're making the models submit their own photos(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 2/8 12:35:33
               Did his drunk dad take the pic?(nm) - meatiger MU - 2/8 13:28:12
               RE: they're making the models submit their own photos(nm) - Joeboo MU - 2/8 12:38:32
          ^^^ also this ^^^(nm) - Joeboo MU - 2/8 12:31:26
               RE: ^^^ also this ^^^(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 2/8 12:31:59
     They stopped using attractive models several years ago (nm) - Columbian Gold MU - 2/8 12:18:30
          RE: They stopped using attractive models several years ago (nm) - BigSlickTiger MU - 2/8 13:28:03
          I think SI had her looking the best - bagpipertiger MU - 2/8 12:44:11
          Yikes a bunch of guys with uggo wives flipping out (nm) - Columbian Gold MU - 2/8 12:24:43
               no, only a gay man would find her unattractive(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 2/8 12:26:07
               RE: Yikes a bunch of guys with uggo wives flipping out (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 2/8 12:25:56
          I'll bet the house your signifcant other is a ****ing goblin - TheShoe STL - 2/8 12:24:12
               lol(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 2/8 15:33:42
          maybe thats just when you were told to feel attacked. - colonel angus beef KC - 2/8 12:23:06
          Is Britanny Mahomes not attractive to you? - tgr MU - 2/8 12:22:41
               I don't find her attractive; just don't dig her face - 90Tiger STL - 2/8 15:03:13
               she’s unattractive (nm) - pickle MU - 2/8 12:44:21
               butterface - Joeboo MU - 2/8 12:24:33
                    Pretty acceptable butterface - Grasslands MU - 2/8 15:19:54
                    Body is 6/10 - Columbian Gold MU - 2/8 12:32:18
                         Dude you live in Columbia...not Colombia... - Gyro MU - 2/8 12:37:45
                         we're measuing on different scales here - Joeboo MU - 2/8 12:35:02
                         Well, she's no MTG(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 2/8 12:33:31
                              oh sure, drag other species into this(nm) - TheShoe STL - 2/8 12:36:11
                    far from a butterface. Chelsea Handler and Sandra Bernhard - hefeweizen MU - 2/8 12:27:19
                         I don't agree with Chelse Handler. Back in the day, she - tgr MU - 2/8 12:32:19
                              3 decades of smoking and drinking wore her down - Joeboo MU - 2/8 12:36:06
                         there can be varying degrees of butterface for sure - Joeboo MU - 2/8 12:29:48
                              Varying Degrees Of Butterface - Band Name.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 2/8 12:31:45
                                   Only from the 90’s - Grasslands MU - 2/8 15:24:58
                                   yes(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 2/8 12:32:09
                              She is kind of like the Seinfeld two face girl (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/8 12:31:14
                                   This ^^^(nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU - 2/8 12:32:34
                         LOL, Sandra Bernhard seems random as hell, but you - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/8 12:28:51
                              if they ever do a Steven Tyler biopic she would have a good - lqf2b8 MU - 2/8 12:35:16
                                   RE: if they ever do a Steven Tyler biopic she would have a good - colonel angus beef KC - 2/8 13:09:41
                              She had a killer bod with a face like Lurch(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 2/8 12:29:47
                                   I read that first as a face like lunch and I thought that - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/8 12:32:24
                         i'd say her face is pretty on par with Handler(nm) - TigerA MU - 2/8 12:28:40
                              agree. Only difference is age, really(nm) - Joeboo MU - 2/8 12:30:43
          stopped using "only" attractive models(nm) - TigerA MU - 2/8 12:21:21
          If you think she is unattractive in that pic then you are - hefeweizen MU - 2/8 12:20:37
               What makes fatties attracted to surfboards? - Columbian Gold MU - 2/8 12:23:17
                    Wait so now she's fat? lol(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 2/8 12:23:44
                         No, she's the surfboard (nm) - Columbian Gold MU - 2/8 12:24:13
                              ^^^^gay(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 2/8 12:24:42
                                   ^^^^fat - Columbian Gold MU - 2/8 12:26:31
                                        enjoy sucking all that cock(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 2/8 12:27:46
     would (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 2/8 12:16:51
          Same and would be playing Patrick's highlight reel in my - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/8 12:26:36




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