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Posted on: October 24, 2023 at 09:45:48 CT
CulturedDan MU
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[notices that it's a chip reader, inserts card]

"REMOVE CARD! INSERT CARD AND REMOVE QUICKLY!"

[swipes card]

"CHIP DETECTED!! RE-INSERT CARD AND LEAVE IN READER"

[inserts card]

"WELCOME! WE LOOK FORWARD TO SERVING YOU! PRESS CONTINUE"

[press continue]

"ENTER YOUR PIN"

[enters pin]

"CHOOSE FROM MENU"

[press withdraw]

"YOU HAVE SELECTED 'WITHDRAW' PRESS CONTINUE TO CONTINUE"

[press continue]

"WHICH TYPE OF ACCOUNT WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE THE WITHDRAW"

[selects checking]

"YOU HAVE SELECTED "CHECKING", PRESS CONTINUE TO CONTINUE"

[press continue]

"ENTER AMOUNT TO WITHDRAW"

[enters $5000, a mere 2% of my checking holdings]

"YOU HAVE SELECTED $5000, IS THIS CORRECT?"

[press correct]

"REMOVE YOUR CARD IN ORDER TO PROCEED"

[removes card, money dispensed]

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE ANOTHER TRANSACTION?"

[press yes]

"INSERT CARD AND REMOVE QUICKLY"

[swipes card]

"CHIP DETECTED! RE-INSERT CARD AND LEAVE IN READER!"
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Justyn Ross beat up an ATM machine? That's brilliant(nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 10/24 09:16:34
     Should have poured some ranch dressing on it and called - Carlos Rossi KC - 10/24 09:36:42
     I was a little frustrated when they changed to the - playhard KC - 10/24 09:33:10
          i think they only exist now for drugs and strippers - colonel angus beef KC - 10/24 09:46:04
               And no one can deny that those 2 make a solid combo(nm) - Fred G. Sanford STL - 10/24 09:47:34
                    they go together like wide receivers and mental problems - colonel angus beef KC - 10/24 09:52:46
          What really ****es me off is the number of prompts that you - tigerdb MU - 10/24 09:37:07
               ^^^this - CulturedDan MU - 10/24 09:45:48
          I haven't used an ATM since Mizzou, circa' 1991(nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 10/24 09:33:56
               da fuq? I feel like ATMs barely existed in 1991 - Joeboo MU - 10/24 09:38:02
                    It was a drive-thru, Commerce Bank down on Nifong. I have - Diamond Dave MU - 10/24 09:41:19
               Crystal, Tiffany and Amber don't accept credit down - playhard KC - 10/24 09:37:08
     Those $2 service fees are BS(nm) - Calca STL - 10/24 09:30:25
     The Fox headline reads "Star Chiefs player ..." - DHighlander NWMSU - 10/24 09:29:40
          You don't have to be a star baby...... - Fred G. Sanford STL - 10/24 09:30:31
               Nice!(nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 10/24 09:31:40
     RE: Justyn Ross beat up an ATM machine? That's brilliant(nm) - TigerNuts KC - 10/24 09:25:30
     theres video of how it started here... - colonel angus beef KC - 10/24 09:20:28
          RE: theres video of how it started here... - Joeboo MU - 10/24 09:22:32
     I guess we should be thankful it wasn't his boo. (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU - 10/24 09:19:33
          Uh oh. "DV" amongst the charges. Assuming that means - Diamond Dave MU - 10/24 09:35:19
               Oh, all I saw on the booking report was the criminal damage - Tigrrrr! MU - 10/24 10:02:58
                    GF said he "tore up the house" and destroyed her phone. But - Diamond Dave MU - 10/24 10:19:40
                         Bìtch will learn to have dinner waiting on the table.(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU - 10/24 10:32:49
     maybe he really, really hates redundant acronyms(nm) - Joeboo MU - 10/24 09:18:02
          was probably an ATM Machine at UMB Bank and he just - Joeboo MU - 10/24 09:18:46
               ATM Machine at UMB Bank wouldn't take his PIN number - kmawv8 MU - 10/24 09:48:15




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