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I'M SO DADGUM FRUSTRATED I CAN'T GET A MIZZOU CAR LIGHT!!1!
Posted on: August 26, 2023 at 13:49:19 CT
Mothball MU
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It's true that the alternator on my truck has been on the GOLL DURN FRITZ all summer, but I have been searching DADGUM HIGH AND GOLL DURN LOW for an officially licensed DADGUM Mizzou Team Pride LED Car Door Light by Sporticulture.
Its luxury lighting would not harm my DADGUM vehicle!!!!!11!
If I was allowed to leave the DADGUM county, I would be the envy at the GOLL DURN stadium or tailgate. I would definitely be the envy of ALL OF DADGUM SHADY LANE!!!!11 All the rich residents with the FANCY GOLL DURN DOUBLE-WIDES would be ashamed of their vehicles.
ALAS!!!!!1 DADGUM SIGH!!!!!!!!11 I cannot purchase such a Team Pride LED Car Door Light by Sporticulture for two reasons.
1. THE DADGUM MIZZOU MARKETING DEPARTMENT IS SO AWFUL THAT MIZZOU IS NOT EVEN DADGUM REPRESENTED among the teams!!!!!!!111
2. I spent my whole GOLL DURN disability check for July and August stocking up on ZIMA!!!!!!11 for the season. I am very emaciated and hungry. I'm surviving on Ramen noodles and Hamburger Helper with NO DADGUM MEAT!!!!!!!1
Edited by Mothball at 13:51:27 on 08/26/23
Its luxury lighting would not harm my DADGUM vehicle!!!!!11!
If I was allowed to leave the DADGUM county, I would be the envy at the GOLL DURN stadium or tailgate. I would definitely be the envy of ALL OF DADGUM SHADY LANE!!!!11 All the rich residents with the FANCY GOLL DURN DOUBLE-WIDES would be ashamed of their vehicles.
ALAS!!!!!1 DADGUM SIGH!!!!!!!!11 I cannot purchase such a Team Pride LED Car Door Light by Sporticulture for two reasons.
1. THE DADGUM MIZZOU MARKETING DEPARTMENT IS SO AWFUL THAT MIZZOU IS NOT EVEN DADGUM REPRESENTED among the teams!!!!!!!111
2. I spent my whole GOLL DURN disability check for July and August stocking up on ZIMA!!!!!!11 for the season. I am very emaciated and hungry. I'm surviving on Ramen noodles and Hamburger Helper with NO DADGUM MEAT!!!!!!!1
Edited by Mothball at 13:51:27 on 08/26/23
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I'M SO DADGUM FRUSTRATED I CAN'T GET A MIZZOU CAR LIGHT!!1! - Mothball MU - 8/26 13:49:19