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Olde Un story...

Posted on: May 10, 2023 at 14:05:47 CT

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My last year at Mizzou I worked at Jimmy John's and would work a lot on the weekends. We were open until like 2 a.m. and Olde Un would always call and want deliveries late.

Get a call one night and it's for one of the clerks, so I deliver the food. Always felt weird going in because I look like a pervert but I'm just delivering a ****ing sandwich to some dude who works there.

I go in and I'm waiting for the clerk to ring someone out so I can get paid and get the **** out when some dude yells, call 911! He's having a heart attack! Some old man was in the theatre when he redlined his ticker. So now I'm stuck at this ****ing place while pandemonium is all around me.

Ambulance, fire, a cop all arrive. I finally get paid but by then By George had let out and there was a crowd of hot chicks right outside as I did the walk of shame out of Olde Un.

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Olde Un story... - Gyro STL - 5/10 14:05:47

Dudes from the dorm made the trek. They headed to the peep - Tigrrrr! MU

- 5/10 16:28:48

you killed the shack(nm) - meatiger MU - 5/10 16:12:27

I was thinking the opposite, actually(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 5/10 16:59:25

Delivering to the massage parlors was an adventure - doughboy MU

- 5/10 14:31:34

Haha, yes Pepper's was great... - Gyro STL - 5/10 15:29:09

Either you're older than I am, or - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 14:34:33

Scorpios 4 lyfe - colonel angus beef KC - 5/10 18:22:45

they are older than you - MizzouAstro MU

- 5/10 16:28:53

Did Peppers take over Haden House? (nm) - cooter MU

- 5/10 16:45:50

Correct (nm) - smoke MU - 5/10 16:46:23

must you always make everything about you? (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:04:19

Not always - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 15:08:13

get a room(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 5/10 15:09:50

feeling left out? - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 15:10:47

2 hours ago I was making it with his mom(nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:11:45

we may have passed each other in the waiting room(nm) - cnk ATL - 5/10 15:13:46

We're talking about me, not you (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 15:12:46

an hour ago you were making it with his mom (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:14:01

well I'll be. I've become the thing I hate. (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:13:36

emotional stability?(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 5/10 16:27:19

calmer than you are (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/11 09:52:35

St. Louis.(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 5/10 15:21:57

pineapple tits (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 15:20:53

A healthy penis?(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 5/10 15:18:38

My penis has a Paul Bunyan like vigor mind you (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:22:27

Geese (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:18:32

social settings (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 15:18:31

I see what you are doing - cnk ATL - 5/10 15:19:29

I might be out of responses - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 15:20:37

I started following an autistic neuroscientist - cnk ATL - 5/10 15:34:20

also eye contact was a pretty obvious one you omitted (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:28:10

I was expecting train derailments (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:23:31

That's a good one. - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 15:24:36

I'll say (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:25:10

a billionaire walmart heir?(nm) - TigerA MU - 5/10 15:18:25

i dig the reference - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:19:44

QWERTY layouts (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:18:03

99% of seafood (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:17:33

Getting out of your routine? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 15:17:33

Easter (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:16:53

bright lights? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 15:16:36

IT departments (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:16:25

loud noises? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 15:16:06

Imo's (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:15:54

people that come to complete stops when they are turning? (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:15:29

a circle mirror? (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 5/10 15:14:54

Pacifico? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 15:14:05

Mid-late 90's - doughboy MU

- 5/10 14:55:31

Wait-what???? - XRob MU

- 5/10 16:49:09

Asian massges - meatiger MU - 5/10 14:38:39

Was it Tokyo Spa that was in the Forum shopping center? - Tigrrrr! MU

- 5/10 18:07:00

You were in a town with three universities/colleges - TheShoe STL - 5/10 14:37:58

, he said as he stared in the mirror (nm) - phrejd MU - 5/10 14:59:01

sometimes it just ain't your night at the bars man - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 5/10 14:45:26

Because I'm not afraid of a good time, sir (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 14:39:28

i knew the legend of them in the early 2000s. i enjoy - TigerA MU - 5/10 14:37:15

As in they were still operating in the early 2000's? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 14:38:30

yep, my brother delivered to a "Ms. T's"* - TigerA MU - 5/10 14:40:07

me and a couple buddies had a pledge drive us out there - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 5/10 14:48:35

Was that DT's mom?(nm) - meatiger MU - 5/10 14:48:15

Late 80s early 90s(nm) - tman MU - 5/10 14:36:41

Peppers and Tokyo spa were open in 2000s (nm) - zoomer 99 - 5/10 14:38:54

Yeah, I was a 2000's college kid. - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 14:37:44

I was there 2000-2004 - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 5/10 14:54:51

I used to deliver food to a couple strip clubs - zoomer 99 - 5/10 14:29:37

Club Vogue was always ordering... - Gyro STL - 5/10 15:33:04

If it was your last year at MU, - kmawv8 MU - 5/10 14:29:15

I, for one, appreciated this story(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 5/10 14:28:14

ditto(nm) - TigerA MU - 5/10 14:43:46

If you look like a pervert, why would you have felt weird - tigerdb MU - 5/10 14:20:04

Lol. I've seen his photo. He does look like a pervert. - Carlos Rossi KC - 5/10 14:23:20

Breitling--the choice of pervs all over the world. (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 5/10 16:30:57

RE: Olde Un story... - TheShoe STL - 5/10 14:13:43

no offense but olde un or not, the sandwich delivery - TigerA MU - 5/10 14:07:59

I even had that pizza with the 3 inch hole in the middle(nm) - Gyro STL - 5/10 14:09:31

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