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So.. the dumbest criminal ever!

Posted on: November 2, 2022 at 14:49:37 CT
Spanky KU
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Attacker: Where's Nancy??? I am gonna hurt her! By the way, thanks for turning off your burglar alarm system so I could enter without waking you, the neighbors or cops stationed outside your home!

Paul P: Hey man... I gotta go poop! Do you mind if I take my cell phone with me?

Attacker: Sure.. no problem.

Paul P: (talks in code to 911 Dispatcher who sends officers then asks attacker:) Where were we Mister Attacker?

Attacker: We were struggling over the hammer... Let's get back to it!

Cops: knock knock knock Police! Open up!

Paul P: Hey man. Mind if I answer the door?

Attacker: No problem

Paul P opens door: Where were we Mister Attacker?

Attacker: We were struggling over the hammer... Let's get back to it!

Cops: Hey you guys! Knock it off! Or I will yell at you some more!

Attacker: Knock his head off? OK!

Cops: I will only warn you 5 or 6 more times before I get really mad! Good thing you aren't black or we would have shot you!!!
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So spanky... - JayHoaxH8r MU - 11/2 14:37:27
     The Frisco Cops were forced to gundeck their reports after - BH O'bonga MU - 11/2 16:19:39
     LMAO...you really buy this new story?(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 11/2 15:22:48
          It's a sworn affidavit that spanky been quoting all day - JayHoaxH8r MU - 11/2 15:23:44
               Depape: I'm gonna hold you here until Nancy gets - TigerMatt STL - 11/2 15:24:43
                    So he's lying? - JayHoaxH8r MU - 11/2 15:35:25
                         Depape: I'm gonna bring zip ties and duct tape but - TigerMatt STL - 11/2 15:39:34
                         Yes... criminals lie (are you surprised at that)? - Spanky KU - 11/2 15:36:55
                              LOLOLLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL - JayHoaxH8r MU - 11/2 15:41:09
                              and the cops got promotions? (nm) - ashtray UF - 11/2 15:37:47
     Lol dont ya know...con/trumptards believe - mizzoumurfkc KC - 11/2 15:22:39
     What was DePape doing in America that was helping - Outsider MU - 11/2 14:58:52
          Who claimed 'all' ? (nm) - mizzoumurfkc KC - 11/2 15:23:51
          Trying to be a 'hoser'? - JayHoaxH8r MU - 11/2 15:01:28
               So you have no answer. Too bad for Paul, it’s his - Outsider MU - 11/2 15:04:10
          should have built that wall on the Canadian border - ashtray UF - 11/2 14:59:15
               Damn good fuking idea. (nm) - Outsider MU - 11/2 15:00:05
     And also from the same affadavit... - JayHoaxH8r MU - 11/2 14:39:52
          So.. the dumbest criminal ever! - Spanky KU - 11/2 14:49:37
               well, he IS a Trumplican (nm) - ashtray UF - 11/2 15:10:10
               One of the dumber October surprises to date. (nm) - Outsider MU - 11/2 15:09:23
               Spanked - JayHoaxH8r MU - 11/2 14:58:48
                    Still fails the sniff test(nm) - Spanky KU - 11/2 15:28:53
                         That's because you're a dishonest partisan POS - JayHoaxH8r MU - 11/2 15:41:59
          Oh man you've been quoting the affidavit all day - JayHoaxH8r MU - 11/2 14:42:44
               stop acting surprised at Spanky's dishonesty - ashtray UF - 11/2 14:45:39
                    I'm hoping some of these tools - JayHoaxH8r MU - 11/2 14:46:37
                         you'll have better luck proving bigfoot's existence (nm) - ashtray UF - 11/2 14:47:57
                              SO YOU"RE SAYING BIGFOOT WAS HAVING GHEY - JayHoaxH8r MU - 11/2 15:03:16




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