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Joeboo Jr narrating his memoirs as an adult

Posted on: August 12, 2022 at 09:28:57 CT

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"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master. "

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Putting the 85" TV on the wall mount was an adventure - Joeboo MU

- 8/12 08:46:52

I talked the guy at NFM into installing it for free if I - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/12 10:45:22

and now a permanent cheek stain is on the screen(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/12 10:33:10

big bald forehead stain(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/12 10:34:41

What in the world kind of JG math is that? - Mormad MU - 8/12 10:27:37

The 85" is measured diagonally.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/12 11:09:12

This could lead to more mangled manhood - Mormad MU - 8/12 11:19:49

My 85 inch Samsung I just bought is 75" wide and 43" - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/12 11:08:36

85" TV is like 48" tall and 75" wide(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/12 10:35:23

^^^ JG Math ^^^ (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/12 10:48:23

TV size is mesured on the diagonal - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/12 10:34:49

RE: TV size is mesured on the diagonal - thedad STL - 8/12 11:14:16

Joeboo's measurements were off. - kmawv8 MU - 8/12 11:21:17

That'll work out mathmatically - thedad STL - 8/12 11:33:38

There's my duh moment for the day. - Mormad MU - 8/12 10:39:04

you didn't solve the quiz question(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/12 10:41:09

40 (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/12 10:47:06

^^^Clearly only took basic math^^^(nm) - Mormad MU - 8/12 10:48:43

Also, there ain't nuthin' basic about trigonometry. (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/12 10:58:14

On second thought, maybe just geometry (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/12 11:01:01

10 was also an acceptable answer - kmawv8 MU - 8/12 10:52:52

That was going to make for a very short screen(nm) - Mormad MU - 8/12 11:02:56

772(nm) - Mormad MU - 8/12 10:41:49

you won't be wearing it for long - Joeboo MU

- 8/12 10:39:47

Joeboo Jr. is 9??????? - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 8/12 10:05:55

Definitely a 9 - kaw(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/12 10:42:30

RE: Definitely a 9 - kaw(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 8/12 10:58:44

Did you make her mad enough you didn't get any that night? - TigerFan92 STL - 8/12 09:16:20

well, he now has pornhub on an 85" screen - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/12 10:36:21

look at the size of that cock - Joeboo MU

- 8/12 10:40:30

That's Gyro's goal every night.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/12 10:08:59

there was no reason for her to be mad - Joeboo MU

- 8/12 09:21:39

yeah but women have no sense of direction so her telling you - TigerFan92 STL - 8/12 09:36:05

you dont understand simple directions like: - colonel angus beef KC - 8/12 09:39:45

thinking there was no reason for her to be mad - SwampTiger MU - 8/12 09:33:08

^^ understands women ^^(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/12 10:35:52

always save brand david cross comes with it? - colonel angus beef KC - 8/12 08:55:41

I wish. He could have probably lifted one end of the TV(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/12 08:57:54

not how i pictured your wife (nm) - pickle MU

- 8/12 08:53:55

Molly wall anchors into dry wall should hold it just fine. - Tigrrrr! MU

- 8/12 08:50:57

RE: Molly wall anchors into dry wall should hold it just fine. - Joeboo MU

- 8/12 08:52:54

I used those f*cking things to hold some hooks for Xmas - Tigrrrr! MU

- 8/12 08:54:32

you lost some weight - meatiger MU - 8/12 08:48:26

& several curse words were used(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/12 08:50:01

Joeboo Jr narrating his memoirs as an adult - Tigrrrr! MU

- 8/12 09:28:57

A Christmas Story - JimD MU - 8/12 11:31:50

Yep. Two things I can alway remember about my dad - Tigrrrr! MU

- 8/12 13:16:31