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no, my wife and I are just observers and gossips

Posted on: July 25, 2022 at 13:23:17 CT
CulturedDan MU
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[watching a young couple act all sweet together]

Dan G: "This won't survive a float trip ["if you get my drift" eyebrow raise]

Mrs. Dan G: "Oh yeah, definitely"

Dan G: "I'd like to float your boat....if you get my drift"


Mrs. Dan G: "meh"


Dan G: "very well then, good day, m'lady"
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Greatest invention of the 21st century - Joeboo MU - 7/25 12:54:15
     DE Safety Razor, King Camp Gillette - gamagrass01 MU - 7/25 16:00:26
     I've had a few fail. Always fun to clean up glass. I'm back - Diamond Dave MU - 7/25 13:39:12
          Same! (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/25 14:22:57
     7 minute abs(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 7/25 13:12:26
          RE: 7 minute abs(nm) - Joeboo MU - 7/25 13:31:17
     Squeeze bottles for condiments - playhard NWMSU - 7/25 13:10:49
     you mean 20th century - cnk ATL - 7/25 13:02:53
          i like how this makes it look like the Manhattan Project - colonel angus beef KC - 7/25 13:04:43
               "Margaret, what's wrong? We just made a breakthrough!!" - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:13:17
                    lol i had the opposite in my head - colonel angus beef KC - 7/25 13:20:09
                         Now I'm picturing Margaret as Ralph Wiggum(nm) - Mormad MU - 7/25 13:48:54
                         haha(nm) - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:24:07
               damn, Margaret - cnk ATL - 7/25 13:06:08
     Best test of a marriage is to hang pictures together in a - Mizzou Tom KC - 7/25 12:58:26
          How was Josh Groban? (Insert gay jokes here)(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 7/25 13:10:25
               Another marriage test. Take your wife to see Josh Groban. - Mizzou Tom KC - 7/25 13:21:11
                    lol(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 7/25 13:24:02
          our test for young couples was a day-long float trip - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:06:57
               You some kind of marriage counselor? - kmawv8 MU - 7/25 13:19:39
                    no, my wife and I are just observers and gossips - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:23:17
                         True test of a marriage is a long car trip - kmawv8 MU - 7/25 13:28:16
                              yeah, but that has kids as an artificial anchor to stay - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:35:27
                                   f*ck all that. - kmawv8 MU - 7/25 13:42:15
                                        "artificial anchor of misery" - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:44:48
                                             It was a joke. - kmawv8 MU - 7/25 13:47:24
                                                  oh...haha.. - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:50:00
                                                       RE: oh...haha.. - kmawv8 MU - 7/25 13:53:32
                                                            that's exactly what I wanted. Thank you(nm) - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:57:00
                         did you make this motion too? - cnk ATL - 7/25 13:26:08
                              this one - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:28:25
                                   her response is starting to make sense(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/25 13:30:49
                                        I'm still practicing(nm) - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:33:46
                                   Well, that's a demonstration of the "clank zone" - kmawv8 MU - 7/25 13:30:09
                         Mrs. Dan G sounds like a real b*tch (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/25 13:24:22
                              well, she has to eat thanksgiving turkey at a whore house - colonel angus beef KC - 7/25 13:25:14
                                   lol (nm) - phrejd MU - 7/25 13:35:11
                                   lol(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/25 13:26:46
                                   "Aunt" Jasminnn makes a really good cranberry relish(nm) - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:26:12
                              You don't talk about my wife like that. - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:25:09
                                   Well then she shouldn't be turning down your obvious - kmawv8 MU - 7/25 13:26:42
                                        she said "meh", she didn't necessarily turn me down - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:33:13
                    or a god damned genius - phrejd MU - 7/25 13:21:30
                         shhhhhhh - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:23:47
                         "our test" - kmawv8 MU - 7/25 13:23:28
                              so THAT'S why she always was wearing a life jacket(nm) - dangertim MU - 7/25 13:24:45
          especially when they're pics of your ex girlfriend - colonel angus beef KC - 7/25 13:02:41
          Wallpaper is a bigger test - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/25 13:01:16
               wallpaper is a ridiculous thing for anyone to have - colonel angus beef KC - 7/25 13:03:03
                    i have heard it's making a comeback - phrejd MU - 7/25 13:05:00
                         so are nazis - colonel angus beef KC - 7/25 13:09:40
                         Yep...all my flips had some in them - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/25 13:09:38
                              I'd just demo the wall(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/25 13:10:17
                                   Sorry I was unclear...i put it in(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/25 13:11:39
                                        this is disappointing(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/25 13:14:28
                                             Properly prepped wall it is easy to remove - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/25 13:17:54
                                                  On drywall? The hell it is. (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/25 13:20:59
                                             and that's what she said... (nm) - phrejd MU - 7/25 13:16:14
                                                  My wife actually said "I'm hot for you" last week - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/25 13:23:44
                                                  RE: and that's what she said... (nm) - cnk ATL - 7/25 13:17:09
                                        bet you wish you had a nickel for every time you said that!(nm) - phrejd MU - 7/25 13:14:03
                    it's one of the few things I hate(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/25 13:04:48
     i'd say air conditioning(nm) - Hawk 325i USA - 7/25 12:56:19
          I’d say Ranch dressing. - Gyro’s wife.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/25 12:59:16
               That joke needs to be retired.(nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 7/25 13:21:37
                    I haven’t used it in a while and with all of the ranch talk - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/25 13:24:34
          yes, AC is only 20ish years old(nm) - Joeboo MU - 7/25 12:56:51




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