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I usually pre-lick the turkey for the assembled family

Posted on: November 21, 2021 at 17:52:24 CT

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If I am feverish, I will only pre-lick my mother-in-law’s portion.

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What pandemic precautions are you taking for Thanksgiving - Ace AU - 11/21 17:06:23

Everyone gets their own drink, plate, fork, spoon & knife. (nm) - JeffB MU

- 11/21 21:06:13

I’m bringing an AK-47. Then I’m going to walk the streets to - Emoji Man OU - 11/21 20:03:35

I'm making sure our turkey is fully vaccinated. Seriously.. - Deputy Dawg MU - 11/21 19:05:54

That's how we all should live, but I think it's worth noting - JeffB MU

- 11/21 20:02:48

the same I take every year (nm) - ashtray UF - 11/21 18:56:22

No libtards or VaxNazis allowed in the house(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 11/21 18:53:00

As with last year, I will be thankful this year - ummmm MU - 11/21 18:22:12

You know, that’s an excellent point - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 11/21 18:52:47

Everyone will have their own place setting - SmallKingTut MU - 11/21 18:11:27

56(nm) - DollarSigns MU - 11/21 18:04:52

I'll be crossing state lines, so I'm bringing a big, scary, - dangertim MU

- 11/21 18:01:58

Rittenhousing some commies. nm. - MUTGR MU - 11/21 17:59:58

I think we'll use the finer linens at the table. We're - Toger STL - 11/21 17:55:09

I usually pre-lick the turkey for the assembled family - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 11/21 17:52:24

Requiring at risk family members to stay - Nohawks KC - 11/21 17:46:18

That sucks. Get them supplemented and detoxed asap. - MizzouTigerz MU

- 11/21 18:22:55

Kinda personal. I didn't sign a HIPPA waiver, so fvck you. - Tigrrrr! MU

- 11/21 17:33:30

Wrecking you - Calca STL - 11/21 17:30:39

Avoiding vax and mask Nazis. - MizzouTigerz MU

- 11/21 17:26:41

Load up to boost that cytokine storm - Ace AU - 11/21 17:29:12

Hey f*ckwad, cytokine storms happen in young healthy people - Calca STL - 11/21 17:33:31

You seem like a healthy teenager. High school at least.(nm) - Toger STL - 11/21 17:47:22

You sure are skilled at sniffing out a teenage boy. - Emoji Man OU - 11/21 19:53:21

You are nothing more than a hit and run poster - Calca STL - 11/21 18:39:34

Not inviting any government officials (nm) - MIZ45 MU - 11/21 17:19:24

Here's my list - Gavin Citrus MU - 11/21 17:15:53

How recently? - Ace AU - 11/21 17:22:12

🤨 (nm) - MIZ45 MU - 11/21 17:40:59

There is no pandemic.(nm) - TrumpToRushmore MU - 11/21 17:13:10

1,600 deaths/day. Qualifies. - Ace AU - 11/21 17:23:22

1,600 deaths/day. Qualifies as a normal amount w/ a - MizzouTigerz MU

- 11/21 18:30:03

1600 fake PCR tests per day with people dying from what they - RayKinsella1922 SEC - 11/21 17:51:17