it's almost like you've grafted your miserable love life on to me.
Meat sweats in the middle of the night? Constant talk about ranch dressing.
I'm okay with it. Let me play along.
So last night I woke up with a sharp pain in my back. Turns out it was all those celery sticks my wife didn't eat with her order of 100 wings from Hooter's!
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