Sadly, toilet paper is useful, you're not.
The darwin awards, survival of the fittest has been an internet meme for freaking 2 decades.
You and others keep trying to pull bullshyte out of your behinds acting like it's not precisely, exactly what darwins published works are.
It was never meant to be that, you idiots are the ones doing that.
https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2020.html