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Help me build my New Normal Dictionary:
Posted on: May 9, 2020 at 09:50:06 CT
ummmm MU
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"Medical pandemic emergency" means empty hospitals. furloughed health care workers and unused/packed up field hospitals.
"Pandemic recession" means a recession led by health care revenue shortfalls.
"Epidemiologist" means person who creates worrisome models and supports social distancing measures, yet has an affair with a married woman from a different household.
"Experts" means saying masks are not needed, then saying they are needed and were just trying to protect the supply for medical workers, yet should always be trusted.
"Unemployment insurance" means paying workers more for not working and incentivizing them to not want to be re-employed.
"Social distancing" means closing all stores and packing into Walmart.
"Public health" means closing gyms and parks, but leaving open liquor stores.
"Flatten the curve" means keeping a virus from going viral.
"We are all in this together" means I don't care if you don't want to be a part of this.
"Science" means what a scientist or expert says it means, not what actual scientific studies say.
"Pandemic recession" means a recession led by health care revenue shortfalls.
"Epidemiologist" means person who creates worrisome models and supports social distancing measures, yet has an affair with a married woman from a different household.
"Experts" means saying masks are not needed, then saying they are needed and were just trying to protect the supply for medical workers, yet should always be trusted.
"Unemployment insurance" means paying workers more for not working and incentivizing them to not want to be re-employed.
"Social distancing" means closing all stores and packing into Walmart.
"Public health" means closing gyms and parks, but leaving open liquor stores.
"Flatten the curve" means keeping a virus from going viral.
"We are all in this together" means I don't care if you don't want to be a part of this.
"Science" means what a scientist or expert says it means, not what actual scientific studies say.
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Help me build my New Normal Dictionary: - ummmm MU - 5/9 09:50:06
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