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I WOULD SAY YOU ARE DADGUM MEDIUM-ENDOWNED!!!!1

Posted on: September 27, 2019 at 10:41:45 CT
Mothball MU
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Remember on Wednesday when you were here at Shady Lane, wearing your favorite latex mask with just the nose hole, and we took a GOLL DURN BALL PEEN HAMMER STRAIGHT TO YOUR PENIS AND YOUR NADS???????????????///

You kept yelling "STOP!!!!!!!!!!!1 PLEASE!!!!!!!111 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!1111 STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!111"

But you didn't say the safety word. Or at least I couldn't hear it through all the DADGUM SLAMMING!!!!!!!!11

So I just kept beating and beating until your medium-endowed penis was just a flat, purple DADGUM MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

I hope you are okay. The paramedics said you would recover by 2021.

DADGUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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Will they ever get rid of the Pee troughs at Faurot? - bluesox7 MU - 9/26 15:55:14
     drunk girls peeing in them is quite a disturbing site(nm) - Iam4Mizzou MU - 9/27 22:21:02
     The true measure of a man - Blitzkrieg OU - 9/27 17:06:13
     I like the troughs - BigDave MU - 9/27 08:32:33
          And bluesox seems to be at about the 7th grade level.(nm) - GA Tiger MU - 9/27 10:07:14
     Why? Are you a squatter?...nm - StlOx MU - 9/27 08:19:02
          naw, its just a clean thing with me. - bluesox7 MU - 9/27 08:23:28
     Why? Do you feel inadequate? - Mizzou Guru SEMO - 9/26 20:37:37
          I don't get this argument... - zounami MU - 9/26 21:09:10
               I'm beginning to wonder if you have to jerk off - Mizzou Guru SEMO - 9/27 20:21:09
               I WOULD SAY YOU ARE DADGUM MEDIUM-ENDOWNED!!!!1 - Mothball MU - 9/27 10:41:45
               A urinal is NOT A TOILET, by any common definition. - GA Tiger MU - 9/27 07:01:44
                    no, I'm an independent with mostly moderate views... - zounami MU - 9/27 16:01:44
                         So we will agree on some things. Like, the issue is - GA Tiger MU - 9/27 16:52:17
     how do the men's & women's restrooms compare?... - zounami MU - 9/26 18:04:30
     I give up. Why?(nm) - GA Tiger MU - 9/26 18:01:47
          you don't know the benefits of partitioned urinals over - zounami MU - 9/26 18:08:44
               Nope. Both work fine for me.(nm) - GA Tiger MU - 9/26 18:23:15
                    one is private & isolated, the other isn't.... - zounami MU - 9/26 18:28:30
                         They're called urinals for a reason - Mizzou Guru SEMO - 9/26 20:38:46
                              do you prefer to share toilets with other men simultaneously - zounami MU - 9/26 20:54:36
                         If you connect THAT with common sense, its - GA Tiger MU - 9/26 20:04:07
                              LIke Mark Twain said - Mizzou Guru SEMO - 9/26 20:39:25
                                   that's certainly true in this thread... - zounami MU - 9/26 20:56:48
                              it's common sense that people don't want to simultaneously - zounami MU - 9/26 20:12:07
     A common complaint amongst the tiny penis crowd (nm) - Gary P. MU - 9/26 16:31:47
          Not as big of an indicator as throwing the small - alwaysright MU - 9/27 14:50:12
          Guess you never took a dump in an open bay barracks - tigerfans3 MU - 9/26 17:29:06
               The question is whether you prefer THAT or having a private - zounami MU - 9/26 18:20:26
          well-endowed heterosexuals don't like them either.... - zounami MU - 9/26 17:08:25
               ok pu$$y - Gary P. MU - 9/27 10:54:02
          your wrong, - bluesox7 MU - 9/26 16:33:32
               That's a - Gary P. MU - 9/26 16:34:47
                    Says the person that talked about penis size, nm - MU-TULSA MU - 9/26 17:32:40
                         Did that trigger you? Sorry you drew the short - Gary P. MU - 9/26 21:09:51
                              you're proving his point.... - zounami MU - 9/26 21:45:18
                                   ok pussy. - Gary P. MU - 9/26 23:14:08
                                        I bet ur favorite part of being the towel boy in high school - zounami MU - 9/27 00:40:45
                                             oh no pussy - Gary P. MU - 9/27 10:24:03
                    It would be quite impressive - meatiger MU - 9/26 16:36:49
                    Thanks Gary P. Appreciate that. - bluesox7 MU - 9/26 16:36:23
     Whats the issue with them? Seems like an easy in and out - MIZtigerZOU MU - 9/26 16:05:41
          Well yeah until a drunk turns to tell you bout the last play - MU-TULSA MU - 9/26 16:33:07
               True story....guy at one of the Mizzou games @ Arrowhead - Tigrrrr! MU - 9/26 22:56:55
               Just turn to answer - tigerfans3 MU - 9/26 17:31:16
          They’re way too shallow. - Emoji Man MSU - 9/26 16:28:17
               Quit laying in them - JayHoaxH8r MU - 9/26 16:29:14
                    I laughed & winced. - Gary P. MU - 9/26 16:32:28
          Yes, In and out. But I do admit I don't like the pee steam - BingBing MU - 9/26 16:15:11
          gosh, I just think it takes FOREVER to even get in. - bluesox7 MU - 9/26 16:10:35
               you're not doing it right (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU - 9/26 16:20:17
                    do you go in thru the exits? lol - bluesox7 MU - 9/26 16:23:47
     NEVER(nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU - 9/26 15:58:25
     Did some drunk peek - meatiger MU - 9/26 15:56:21
          He tried (nm) - Gary P. MU - 9/26 16:33:43
          Are you the Webster Ween Peeker? - bluesox7 MU - 9/26 15:56:53
               One game last year when it was colder than the dickens - bluesox7 MU - 9/26 16:26:34
                    It WAS Lithgow - tigerfans3 MU - 9/26 17:33:14
                         nah, it was Trump - ShowMeKid MU - 9/27 11:07:36




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