My analysis of the socialist candidates. It's rather
Posted on: August 1, 2019 at 12:18:48 CT
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lengthy, so swamp, meat and The Idiot can just stop reading here and respond with "lol" or "wrong board" or "you're an idiot". For the rest of you, especially the sane people, i'm interested in your areas of agreement and disagreement.
There are three basic categories: Contender, Probably Not, and Why are you Still Here.
First, a list of the people i don't know much about and who i will not analyze.
Mike Bennet the baby faced lib from colorado. Running for a cabinet position.
John Hickenlooper, who?
Jay Inslee, a johnny one note constantly sounding doom and gloom about global warming. Running for secretary of interior or EPA, or head of the sierra club.
Andrew Yang, another johnny one note. Give everyone $12,000. No more problems.
Marianne Williamson, a raskolian nut bag, in the vein of chris ballsey ford.
Steve Bullock, makes too much sense to be here and hasn't the charisma or the name recognition to go anywhere.
There are a handful of other declared candidates who did not make it to the debate stage. They are omitted as well.
First, a partial ranking of what i see as the intellect of the group.
SMARTEST:
Mayor butt-itch. Raskol's dream boat. He is the white obama. A dyed in the wool radical with a calm and comforting demeanor. Doesn't shout and wave his arms like Bernice Anders. Very measured, very mature despite his immaturity on issues.
Second, i dunno. Lots of really stupid people. Not sure who the tallest midget is of the remaining candidates.
MOST ANNOYING:
Master Beto, god what an ass. He has to prove he is the MOST apologetic, the MOST contrite, the MOST penitent white person in america to get the colored people to like him. Please stop.
Pocahontas, she is the angry librarian in elementary school. Lecturing, admonishing, berating anyone who disagrees with her. Accusing them of not having the guts to do what she wants done and saying they are spouting R talking points. Screech...
DumBlasio, he actually said that trump will accuse him of being a socialist when he says he wants to "tax the hell" out of the rich. A socialist, ya think?
MOST DECEITFUL:
Kamal-toe, she ducked and dodged and bobbed and weaved all night long. Someone said that Secty Sebelius endorsed HIS plan for healthcare not hers. She gave a rebuttal and in raskolian fashion, changed the subject and attacked. Kamal-toe said Sebelius DIDN"T WRITE the other plan, only endorsed it. What? And then she move on to something else, confident and correct in believing that the moderators would neither notice nor call out her cowardice and deception.
Spartacus, who is he? A magic johnson imitator with a shlt eating grin and a bunch of happy talk? He is masquerading as the great peacemaker. The great uniter of the party, admonishing everyone to focus on trump and not each other. Until he had an opportunity late in the debate to lambaste a candidate for having a different opinion then he had.
Tulsi Gabbard, the closest thing to an attractive female. She is trying to parlay her patriotic military service with her hatred of the military. Everyone lied to us, (she sounds like JG) everyone was treacherous. Shut up.
Pocahontas, duh. High cheekbones do not an injun make.
STUPIDEST:
Joe Biden. This is not a bright man. Was given the VP job as a gift and like all affirmative action beneficiaries, thinks he earned and deserved it.
Spartacus. He recites bumper sticker talking points and platitudes. But he is intellectually hollow.
Julilan Castro
Kirsten Gilli-monster. Vacuous and without original thoughts.
Pocahontas, don't confuse loud with smart. The opposite of butt-itch.
SOMEONE I CAN RESPECT:
Bernice Anders, he says what he thinks. He is wrong about everything, but he admits to being a socialist and doesn't run away from who he is.
John Delaney, never heard of him before but he has the courage to say the emperor has no clothes, especially regarding the health care issue. Seems reasoned and logical. Sane, even. Let's hope the emperor is not pocahontas. Yikes.
Butt-itch, not sure if he belongs here or not, but i feel generous. Is he making stuff up or does he believe what he says? He hasn't been around too long. Very inexperienced but he seems sincere. I can respect honesty and sincerity even if i disagree with him. Again, not sure he belongs here.
ATTRACTIVE CANDIDATES
Kamal-toe, she speaks well and passionately. Most people are too stupid to know she is a lying skank. She has the morality of a snake and she got where she is by using her feminine wiles on susceptible males. Not really a problem, but it reveals who she is. She is well practiced, confident and has the backing of the media and the shield of being a colored woman. She is formidable.
John Delaney, soft spoken and courageous. Not sure how well versed he is on some major issues like foreign policy since CNN did not think it necessary to discuss that.
Pocahontas, the loud dope. A bully. If you disagree with me you're a coward. We must do big things. Great things. Socialist things. (Impossible things). Only republicans would disagree with anything she says. Like kamal-toe her morality is known by anyone wanting to see it. And like kamal-toe she is inoculated against harsh criticism because she identifies as female. But the democrat base likes her. She is charismatic. She panders professionally and expertly. She is passionate, confident and angry. Three plusses for the electorate in this country. She is formidable.
Butt-itch, smart measured, articulate, calm and seemingly sincere. Not sure if he knows enough about issues.
CONTENDERS
Kamal-toe tops the list right now.
Pocahontas needs to be taken very seriously.
Butt-itch, he has the smarts and the demeanor. Not up on all the issues and has a "black problem" that will require some artful pandering to colored people.
Bernice Anders, waning but still waving.
Joe Biden, a contender but not for much longer.
PROBABLY NOT
John Delaney, too smart for this crowd. Not likely.
Tulsi Gabbard, cute but dumb. Will not be able to withstand tough scrutiny.
Kirsten Gilli-monster, not cute but dumb. Just another guy named joe.
Amy Klobuchar, can't separate herself from the rest of the libs.
Spartacus, an empty suit with a shlt eating grin. A phony.
Julian Castro, can't separate himself from the field. Just another socilist.
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
Master Beto, god what an ass.
DumBlasio, go back to new york. Or havanna.
Jay Inslee, we get it, we're all going to die. Now, off you go...
Is there an obama or a reagan or a trump in this crowd? Someone who the electorate can get excited about? Who in this crowd can inspire people?
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Edited by hokie at 13:05:19 on 08/01/19