Mueller investigation
Posted on: July 23, 2019 at 21:10:28 CT
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Committee Chairmen: We have your sworn investigation - we have it- your sworn investigation that Trump colluded with the Russians and then obstructed the investigation, and do you realize what will happen as a result of your denial?
Mueller: Look the FBI guys they promised me a deal. So I made up a bunch of stuff about Donald Trump cause that's what they wanted. But it was all lies, uh everything.
And I kept saying Donald Trump did this and Donald Trump did that. So I said yeah sure, why not?
Senator #2: Mr Mueller could you identify the gentleman sitting to your left?
Trump stooge: I can answer that. His name is Vincenzo Mueler
Senator #2: Is he related to the witness?
Trump stooge: He is, I believe, his brother
Senator #2: Will he come forward and be sworn, sir?
Trump Stooge: Sir this man does not understand English
(like all republigistians) he came here at his own expense to aid his brother in his time of trouble. He is not under subpoena and his reputation in his own country is impeccable.
Senator #2: Are you saying he knows nothing of these matters?
Trump stooge: to my knowledge nothing
Committee Chairman: I'm gonna find out what the Hell happened here. Alright this committee is adjourned the witness is dismissed
Trump Stooge: Senator, Senator. This committee owes an apology. This committee owes an apology. apology Senator.