Regarding the border. We will follow your good advise and leave those areas unsecured since you have assured us that nothing bad happens there"
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/01/12/us/drug-traffickers-el-chapo-trial-drugs-across-border/index.html
I'm afraid cnn is dumber than we thought. That, or this guy was the reporter.
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Ztrk67E3iKaZyiA/giphy.gif