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Posted on: December 10, 2018 at 16:21:21 CT
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learn their leaf-language and leaf-ways.

convince them to leave your land peacefully
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neighbor relations advice needed - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:12:41
     flaming bag of dog po0p on their door step and - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 12/10 23:54:42
     Go buy the biggest leaf blower available and blow em back - Beakerbasher KC - 12/10 21:18:45
     Why have you gotten along with the ahole for the past - tigerdb MU - 12/10 17:52:22
     burn that motherfkr down(nm) - afleet MU - 12/10 17:05:16
     You gotta fvck his wife now. The only way to teach him a - TigerMatt STL - 12/10 16:11:59
          That is wrong on so many levels that I can't even count that - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 16:14:07
               You don't have to worry about an accidental kid. You - TigerMatt STL - 12/10 16:22:19
                    I guess that a bj wouldn't be out of the question, but no - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 16:26:52
                         Well then sit on your arse complaining for a few more years - TigerMatt STL - 12/10 16:28:35
                    He might thank him for filling in for the monthly(nm) - TigerFan92 MU - 12/10 16:23:09
                         Well then, he just needs to fvck the old man.(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 12/10 16:25:21
                              now you've gone completely overboard - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 16:27:45
               his daughter?(nm) - meatiger MU - 12/10 16:17:13
                    now you're talking - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 16:18:12
               spank it and ride the wrinkle (nm) - TigerFan92 MU - 12/10 16:15:38
     RE: neighbor relations advice needed - TigerFan92 MU - 12/10 16:10:22
          They have a leaf blower/vac - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 16:19:34
     Put up a tent covering their house, keeping the - FIJItiger MU - 12/10 16:06:51
          become friends with the leaves and gain their trust... - colonel angus beef KC - 12/10 16:21:21
               Lol(nm) - TigerFan92 MU - 12/10 16:27:48
          sounds complicated - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 16:18:51
               There is a tents guy that posts here, he can help you out(nm) - FIJItiger MU - 12/10 16:20:36
                    MU In Tent City, I believe - TigerNuts KC - 12/10 16:22:47
                         RE: MU In Tent City, I believe - FIJItiger MU - 12/10 16:29:55
                         and you can wear them. - colonel angus beef KC - 12/10 16:23:27
     how much more time would it take you to pick - TigerA MU - 12/10 15:48:52
          Not sure I understand the relevance of your question? - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:56:09
               No...just do it - meatiger MU - 12/10 15:58:13
                    I'm going to make my wife do it - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:59:23
                         Then you will be sleeping on the lawn(nm) - meatiger MU - 12/10 16:01:25
                              Lol. - colonel angus beef KC - 12/10 16:18:58
     Nothing. It's just leaves (nm) - pickle MU - 12/10 15:43:39
          That doesn't justify their behavior - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:58:43
               Unlike the last 10 years?(nm) - meatiger MU - 12/10 16:02:02
                    Never had proof/confirmation until now. Why do you keep - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 16:06:14
                         How many neighbors do you have? - meatiger MU - 12/10 16:07:47
                              I have neighbors on all sides of my house - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 16:17:19
                                   you live inside a pentagram? - colonel angus beef KC - 12/10 16:19:32
                                        more like a hexagram - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 16:22:01
                                   Damn...ur a ****ty detective too(nm) - meatiger MU - 12/10 16:18:51
                                        How so? Leaves fall at various rates throughout the season - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 16:23:50
          Says the guy in Florida - meatiger MU - 12/10 15:54:10
     RE: neighbor relations advice needed - sYsTiger MU - 12/10 15:40:29
     Burn their ****ing house down - cnk ATL - 12/10 15:36:23
     Send your wife over - meatiger MU - 12/10 15:31:45
          To do what exactly? - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:33:11
               good - meatiger MU - 12/10 15:34:44
          lol, what's got in to you? (nm) - playhard NWMSU - 12/10 15:32:56
               I dunno but its cracking me up. - colonel angus beef KC - 12/10 15:42:27
     I can't tell if you are being serious about this. nm - Nebraska99 STL - 12/10 15:28:10
          It's a new DH, but who i wonder - playhard NWMSU - 12/10 15:34:27
          why does that matter? Just give your opinion and help a - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:29:28
               you act more like a sister thand a brother(nm) - meatiger MU - 12/10 15:31:19
     RE: We blew their leaves for them, and I bagged them. - Legend MU - 12/10 15:26:27
          I do plenty of community service work. Plus they have the - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:28:29
     Why didn't you do anything this weekend - meatiger MU - 12/10 15:24:59
          Was waiting to get direction from this board first - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:26:25
               Do you get direction from your wife - meatiger MU - 12/10 15:27:33
                    Why do you keep bringing my wife into this? - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:34:09
                         Because she is more of a man thatn you - meatiger MU - 12/10 15:39:08
     Blow em back (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 12/10 15:20:28
          THIS LEAVES GUY IS LUCKY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH(nm) - dangertim MU - 12/10 15:39:51
          I doubt the old man can get hard if he can't even - TigerNuts KC - 12/10 15:29:10
               underrated comment (nm) - pickle MU - 12/10 20:06:28
          Hockey rules... - colonel angus beef KC - 12/10 15:24:42
               You have a neighbor on the other side of you? - TigerMatt STL - 12/10 16:06:38
                    my neighbor is very far away - colonel angus beef KC - 12/10 16:22:43
               Yep (nm) - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:25:11
                    Go over and tell them you think the other neighbor is - colonel angus beef KC - 12/10 15:27:17
                         Should I be holding a gun while do so? - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:35:30
                              Chainsaw(nm) - Danny Whizzbang USA - 12/10 15:48:19
                                   Naked Barbie doll covered in sh*t. - colonel angus beef KC - 12/10 15:49:10
                                        Ok, that works(nm) - Danny Whizzbang USA - 12/10 15:49:47
                         lol(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 12/10 15:34:40
          Thought about that - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:23:30
               classic passive--aggressive approach there - Guy on a Bison KC - 12/10 15:25:06
                    It's kind of a no win - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:27:31
                         might be worth asking them why they do it - Guy on a Bison KC - 12/10 15:29:58
                              there we go. - colonel angus beef KC - 12/10 15:45:57
                              possession is 9/10ths of the law - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:37:02
                                   Or maybe not since that's a myth. - colonel angus beef KC - 12/10 15:48:27
     If I'm 70 I throw my f*cking diaper in your damn yard. - colonel angus beef KC - 12/10 15:20:24
     the direct approach is usually best - Guy on a Bison KC - 12/10 15:19:43
          I might take a shot at them with one of my guns - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:22:13
               Take a chain saw over and cut down all of his treees - playhard NWMSU - 12/10 15:24:06
     who's "leaves"? HAHAHAHAHAHA, I'll see myself out(nm) - dangertim MU - 12/10 15:18:00
     Knock on their door and say: "Please stop blowing leaves - Newcatbirdseat MU - 12/10 15:16:11
          Why should I offer to do their work? - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:18:39
               maybe theyre too old to pick them up - colonel angus beef KC - 12/10 15:23:15
                    They're aren't too old to blow them into my freakin yard - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:24:52
                         they didn't get rich by picking up leaves(nm) - TigerA MU - 12/10 15:27:55
               They're 70s and elderly and it will stop them from - Newcatbirdseat MU - 12/10 15:19:22
                    but then he could just rake them up from his own yard - Guy on a Bison KC - 12/10 15:20:57
                         Sure it does. - Newcatbirdseat MU - 12/10 15:24:58
                              They'll probably expect me to do it from now on. It's a no - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:32:16
                                   Well, you could always move to a neighborhood - Newcatbirdseat MU - 12/10 15:37:20
                    They have money to pay someone to do it for them if they - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:20:52
                    clint eastwood is pushing 90 and can still do yard work (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 12/10 15:20:25
                         I bet off the top of your head you'd say Clint Eastwood - TheWildcat STL - 12/10 15:24:57
                    Until they start throwing trash in his yard, you can't trust - playhard NWMSU - 12/10 15:20:22
     Is your neighbor Mike Ditka or Rand Paul?(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 12/10 15:15:55
          Neither - Doyle Hargraves MU - 12/10 15:19:51
               My money's on GAT(nm) - Danny Whizzbang USA - 12/10 15:22:43
     If it bothers you then you should ask them to stop - lqf2b8 MU - 12/10 15:15:39




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