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OPEN DADGUM LETTER TO MIZZOU RECRUITS WITH STARS!!!!!111
Posted on: June 15, 2018 at 14:31:19 CT
Mothball MU
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Dear DADGUM recruits -- I hope life is good for you. First thing I want to say is: Get that GOLL DURN high school diploma. I got my GOLL DURN GED in federal prison and it changed my life. It really opened doors in the drywall business.
That said, PLEASE CHOOSE THE DADGUM UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI to play football. If you don't, I WILL PULL MY GOLL DURN HAIR OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
But if you do choose Mizzou, I want you to know that you can head on down to Shady Lane and kick back with some DADGUM ZIMA anytime. If you want to break out the GOLL DURN HOT OILS, we can do that, too. But let's start slow.
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!1
DADGUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
That said, PLEASE CHOOSE THE DADGUM UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI to play football. If you don't, I WILL PULL MY GOLL DURN HAIR OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
But if you do choose Mizzou, I want you to know that you can head on down to Shady Lane and kick back with some DADGUM ZIMA anytime. If you want to break out the GOLL DURN HOT OILS, we can do that, too. But let's start slow.
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!1
DADGUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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OPEN DADGUM LETTER TO MIZZOU RECRUITS WITH STARS!!!!!111 - Mothball MU - 6/15 14:31:19
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