New York, New York...it's a hell of a town. LINK

Posted on: December 11, 2017 at 17:25:47 CT

Who is going to read them the questions?

And how many criminals are likely to say that:

The arresting officers was a nice man and treated me with the utmost dignity and respect.
The DA was warm and friendly and worked hard to ensure my understanding of the charges.
The seat at the defendants' table was comfortable.
The leg irons put on me after the guilty verdict were snug but comfortable.
The judge was respectful and explained in detail all that i needed to know.
The public defender was knowledgeable and willing to go the extra mile to assist me.
The temperature in the courtroom was optimal for a fair and impartial hearing.

The woman in the third row had nice knockers and i'll jump her bones as soon as i get probation.

Dum blasio, working on behalf of criminals and misfits since 2012.



https://nypost.com/2017/12/10/city-offers-gift-cards-to-criminal-suspects-who-complete-survey/

Edited by hokie at 17:27:27 on 12/11/17