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An Easter note, from my classmate forum.

Posted on: April 15, 2017 at 09:55:47 CT
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GENTLEMEN OF 63, TO INCLUDE LURKERS

EASTER

A HOLIDAY OR HOLYDAY.

GROWING UP IN A CATHOLIC FAMILY, I KIND OF THOUGHT THAT I KNEW WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT.

SO WRONG.

SOMEHOW IT IS REALLY ABOUT A RABBIT HIDING EGGS. BRIGHTLY COLORED EGGS.

I 'M SURE WIKIPEDIA HAS AN EXPLANATION, BUT I JUST TRY IN MY OWN MIND TO IMAGINE

HOW THIS CAME TO BE.

A MARKETER MUST HAVE DECIDED THAT HIDING LITTLE GRAVES OF JESUS WOULDN'T SELL.

THEY MUST HAVE DECIDED THAT RABBITS WERE CUTE AND LOVABLE.

THEN THEY WERE FACED WITH HOW TO MARKET NEW BORN BABY RABBITS HIDEN AROUND THE

HOUSE-- NAW THAT WON'T SELL!

HOW ABOUT AN EASTER CHICKEN AND EGGS?

EGGS GOOD- CHICKENS BAD.

OKAY THEY DID RABBITS AND EGGS. THE CHILDREN WON'T THINK IT OUT.

THEN WE JUMP INTO THE POLITCALLY CORRECT WORLD.

A PRESIDENT DECIDES IT WILL BRING HIM FAVOR BY HAVING AN EGG HUNT AND ROLLING

ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN.

THE PARENTS AND REPORTERS LOVED IT!

PROBLEM--- THE EGGS BROKE TOO EASILY.

SOLUTION-- PAY SOME WOODWOOKER BIG TAX DOLLARS TO MAKE THOUSANDS OF WOODEN EGGS.

BOTTOM LINE

THE BIBLICAL EVENT OF A RESURRECTION HELD SACRED BY MANY, HAS BEEN REDUCED TO

A "BUNNY" AND AN EGG-- SOMETIMES WOODEN.



QUESTION TO A SIX YEAR OLD "WHAT IS CHRISTMAS?"

"A PRETTY TREE AND LOTS OF PRESENTS"

"WHAT IS EASTER?"

"A CUTE BUNNY RABBIT , COLORED EGGS"

"WHAT IS THE 4TH OF JULY?"

"BAR B Q AND FIRE WORKS"

"WHAT IS VETERANS DAY?"

" VETERAN?"

BOB T
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An Easter note, from my classmate forum. - GA Tiger MU - 4/15 09:55:47
     shocking that you weren't the class tard... - tigerdb MU - 4/15 17:02:44
     WHAT A POS(nm) - raskolnikov MU - 4/15 12:07:49
     One of the worse haikus I've ever read * - SatoriTiger JC - 4/15 10:36:46
     sounds like he was perfect for the military (nm) - pickle MU - 4/15 10:09:07
          Since he's a vet I think he's not career military.(nm) - GA Tiger MU - 4/15 10:16:07
               sounds like you were, too (nm) - pickle MU - 4/15 10:17:07
     Sounds like a crabby old dude - Ferg STL - 4/15 10:06:12
          You misjudge badly.(nm) - GA Tiger MU - 4/15 10:12:33
          I used to get emails from a crazy old neighbor - cuonzou MU - 4/15 10:09:23
     that is mostly incomprehensible, but - cuonzou MU - 4/15 10:00:31
          lol u r a mess dude. U don't believe but feel you - TigerFan92 MU - 4/15 11:39:34
               similarly incomprehensible - cuonzou MU - 4/15 11:44:30
                    Yes u dumb but yet think u r smart. Very libtard of u - TigerFan92 MU - 4/15 12:17:39
                         again, huh?(nm) - cuonzou MU - 4/15 13:09:16
          Always thought Protestants were way more hypocritical - JG A - 4/15 10:02:47
     Hell Wyco believes the Easter season is the time - JG A - 4/15 10:00:04
          Yet another boygeorgia lie to tag. - Alferd Packer MU - 4/15 15:34:21
               Wrong again, Wyco again you could say - JG A - 4/15 16:33:34
          Easter is about spaceships and volcanoes. - Emoji Man MSU - 4/15 10:03:22
               Do you have any redeeming features Ragliar? - JG A - 4/15 10:06:29




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