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Just do the "Third Nut" method.

Posted on: March 22, 2017 at 20:29:38 CT
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Insert said liquor into a plastic bag near your crotch region inside your pants or shorts. Place top of bag over your pants and secure with belt (untucked shirt required to cover). Just be careful not to overdo it because my friend broke his pouch once and it looked like he p*ssed himself. Having no shame, he trucked onward to the stadium smelling like Admiral Nelson with a massive crotch stain.

Then, buy soda in stadium, head to the bathroom and mix up your concoction (recommended strong to last the whole game, or just have a cup of booze your friends can hold and buy soda as needed)

I'm not sure if this is socially acceptable at my age anymore.

Edited by Civil-E-Tiger at 20:30:13 on 03/22/17
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To all you that smuggle booze into FB games.... - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 3/22 16:14:49
     Not an issue for those of us who don't booze - TigerinKansas MU - 3/28 18:55:22
     We started that crap last year - VolDave UT - 3/25 07:35:47
     when do they start TSAesque security? - nomadcowatbk MU - 3/25 00:29:30
     If they want to check my inner thigh - ERB KC - 3/24 20:39:32
     Pint bottle shoved in waistband. There is a reason the - HandBanana MU - 3/23 18:06:24
     ha - Blitzkrieg OU - 3/23 16:01:01
          Why not, that's how your QB does it - STRIPES - 3/26 12:49:28
     time to start breaking into cars and hotel rooms and stealin - Rabbit Test MU - 3/23 10:28:14
     Selling sodas for DBLL in late 70s and early 80s... - GapDaddy MU - 3/23 08:15:43
     Those of us from the 1980's and 1990's era game became hooke - TigerFan92 MU - 3/23 07:46:17
     RE: To all you that smuggle booze into FB games.... - MizzouGunner MU - 3/22 23:00:00
     Medical bags allowed though? - El-ahrairah KC - 3/22 22:28:58
     The ladies will be pi ssed. A vinyl or clear plastic purse? - MUGuy2004 STL - 3/22 21:53:01
          They can have a regular size clutch - Gary P. MU - 3/22 22:39:18
     I don't miss going to the stadium for games (nm) - MUGuy2004 STL - 3/22 21:51:36
     I walked into the Sun Devil Stadium for the '72 Fiesta Bowl - Deputy Dawg MU - 3/22 20:46:01
     Back in 1973, I saw one guy unscrew the top of his walking - RootKnocknee MU - 3/22 20:35:42
          I had a binoculars flask..nm - StlOx MU - 3/23 09:58:50
     Just do the "Third Nut" method. - Civil-E-Tiger MU - 3/22 20:29:38
          smelling of booze with a large **** stain is how I attended - STLTIGER MU - 3/23 08:05:18
          Keep in mind the older you get the less you worry about - GA Tiger MU - 3/22 20:58:00
               Hahah. Good point! nm - Civil-E-Tiger MU - 3/23 06:19:29
     fake cell phones. I carry 3. Everybody important has 3 pho - TigerFan92 MU - 3/22 19:42:24
     RE: To all you that smuggle booze into FB games.... - patriot MU - 3/22 19:26:58
     I've snuck booze into every single game for 20 years now - Carlos Rossi KC - 3/22 18:14:07
          because it's your flask. - FootballRefugee MU - 3/22 18:17:10
     Pretty ridiculous. (nm) - jeepdad MU - 3/22 17:42:30
     This 'ain't the 70's anymore - Nohawks MU - 3/22 17:35:09
          Indeed - tigersailor MU - 3/22 18:41:59
               Those were fun times - Nohawks MU - 3/22 19:58:39
                    Mixers! Mixers! - StlOx MU - 3/23 08:32:45
                    RE: Those were fun times - Tiger Tank MU - 3/22 20:53:06
     Just need a clear liquid in the clear bag - Mormad MU - 3/22 16:40:18
          RE: Just need a clear liquid in the clear bag - BruceInLA MU - 3/22 18:08:51




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