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BEEFCAKE! would say it's phucked up & jump overboard

Posted on: August 8, 2016 at 15:12:37 CT
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Activites that would happen on Tigerboat, go...............(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 14:36:27
     Long lost posters would appear out of nowhere (nm) - Kegger MU - 8/8 15:39:07
     someone would drive the boat to Applebee's for good BBQ. nm - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 8/8 15:24:57
     someone would say, Pack Heat. nm - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 8/8 15:23:57
     Captain Kim Anderson would get us lost at sea(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 8/8 15:23:14
     Hbomb would get us stuck in a storm(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 15:21:49
     Reino would want 2 half boat rides for the price of 1(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/8 15:19:52
          outstanding(nm) - Guy on a Bison MU - 8/8 15:25:26
          Excellent(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 15:20:28
          lol(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 15:20:08
     Wildcat would say all the mermaids were fat(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 15:19:41
     Reino would get harpooned(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 15:18:42
          Damn (nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/8 15:19:53
          by dangertim - Star Warrior STL - 8/8 15:19:22
     Reino would chart a course for Alaska. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/8 15:18:00
          I don't get it(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 15:19:06
               attempt at a Palin joke - McMuffin MU - 8/8 15:21:17
                    I thought it was a whale joke(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/8 15:38:18
     Hammy wouldn't get on the boat b/c he has his own pool(nm) - ajpe53 MU - 8/8 15:17:15
     AP would be between two rudders. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/8 15:16:25
          Sir, what is that in your pocket? - Eggs MU - 8/8 15:17:41
     Astro would configure the boat's entertainment system - Eggs MU - 8/8 15:15:35
          that joke has been made like 3 times already(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 15:16:05
               Eggs would keep running the boat into the ground. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/8 15:17:07
                    now that's good(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 15:18:03
               Opps...(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 15:17:03
     Star Warrior would tell us other boats hate us(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 15:14:06
          while you all give reach-a-rounds to each other - Star Warrior STL - 8/8 15:20:20
     Eggs would bring a huge ball of thread. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/8 15:12:47
     BEEFCAKE! would say it's phucked up & jump overboard - Fred G. Sanford USA - 8/8 15:12:37
          Deck would br covered in tents and electric cable(nm) - Fred G. Sanford USA - 8/8 15:14:10
     the biggest dbag celebration on The Lake - Star Warrior STL - 8/8 15:12:18
     after receiving enough votes, Star Warrior would be tossed - cnk ATL - 8/8 15:11:57
          Thank God! I don't wanna be part of a sausage fest - Star Warrior STL - 8/8 15:13:54
     This is a big thread (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 15:11:10
     All of our captains and first mates would be interim(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 15:09:51
     Haith would bring strippers and blow with Shapiro - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/8 15:09:42
     Sleepy would complain about the captain's sense of style - Zeaux MU - 8/8 15:09:27
     thedad would go around checking id's - Cosmo MU - 8/8 15:09:10
     KCTBone would have cool drinks from his parent's Yeti (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 15:08:51
          But this is a Yeti that he cleans and maintains so he - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/8 15:13:52
               yes!(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/8 15:21:18
     GATiger would be disgusted by the way the captain steered - Fred G. Sanford USA - 8/8 15:08:07
     Message in a 40 oz bottle from Mike Anderson floats by. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/8 15:07:56
          Likely to be found early in 2020(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 15:10:47
     Leaks from bullet holes left by Heatman several years ago (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/8 15:07:01
     Pickle would claim it was the boat's natural right to float - Eggs MU - 8/8 15:06:55
     Astro would have a shuffleboard injury(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 15:06:37
          LMFAO(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 15:07:08
     tkb would be the best at leading people off the plank(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 15:05:30
          is this another run off reference(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 8/8 15:07:03
               It is(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 15:07:18
     Nick would claim the steam engine perfectly adequate - Guy on a Bison MU - 8/8 15:05:23
          LOL (nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/8 15:12:54
     GAT would complain about the coast guard(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 15:05:12
     Dave would not be there, man(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 15:04:05
     Upper decker performed on actual upper deck(nm) - Guy on a Bison MU - 8/8 15:03:55
     Star Warrior tries to get everyone to go to SECRowboat (nm) - Cosmo MU - 8/8 15:03:52
          redeemed yourself(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 15:04:44
     cnk would pull the boat over and take a **** in a cove(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 15:03:05
     Implode would have a 10% coupon for the Salty Dog(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 8/8 15:01:44
     Some people would stay for a bit and leave... - Buddy Boy OU - 8/8 15:01:21
     Morry would get arrested for BUI, but end up in sex offender - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/8 15:01:11
          And blame it all on Claire Mckaskill (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 15:03:20
          ok, this got weird(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 8/8 15:03:16
          lol (nm) - Cosmo MU - 8/8 15:02:22
     FootballRefugee would do fix up projects on the boat - Eggs MU - 8/8 15:00:44
          like your threads - FootballRefugee MU - 8/8 15:23:41
     Gyro would never find the dock(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 15:00:13
          really(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 8/8 15:01:17
               Was that a "really?" or a "reallllly?"(nm) - Buddy Boy OU - 8/8 15:03:18
                    that was a stfu(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 8/8 15:04:24
               dammit, I was laughing too much at Cosmo to - dangertim MU - 8/8 15:02:32
     Gyro would not be able to find the boat(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 14:59:36
          RQ will have never heard of the boat (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 15:00:03
     Joeboo would throw iphones overboard (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:58:48
          and all the mushrooms and coconut(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/8 14:59:39
     tkb would read a book(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:58:04
          Using a picture of her dog as her bookmark (nm) - Cosmo MU - 8/8 15:01:57
          while occasionally glaring judgingly over the top(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/8 15:00:49
               probably(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 8/8 15:04:12
          And would say "LEAVE ME ALONE" whenever anyone said anything - Cosmo MU - 8/8 15:00:11
     cosmo would get on the wrong boat(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:57:54
          It would be a newer, less crowded boat - Cosmo MU - 8/8 14:59:34
          HILARIOUS(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:58:22
     Cosmo would post on Tigerboart(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:57:44
          I REPEAT - Joeboo MU - 8/8 14:59:19
     SuperTone will maintain the Hvac system (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:56:14
     Nuts will shoot a manatee in the face(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:55:33
     Burial at sea for JC(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU - 8/8 14:55:22
     Tigrrr! would handcuff someone and push them over the side - MizzouAstro MU - 8/8 14:55:05
          And over aggressively yell for them to comply - Eggs MU - 8/8 14:58:05
          "He made a move for my gun!" (nm) - Cosmo MU - 8/8 14:56:05
               lol(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:57:49
          100% chance that someone is black (nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/8 14:55:49
               blackjoeboo didn't even get on the boat - Joeboo MU - 8/8 14:56:33
     Nuts would bring Ms. Juarez on board in a bikini and some - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/8 14:54:54
     Tigrrrr! would shoot any blacks on shore (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:54:37
     Some dipsh*t would bring a bunch of tents (nm) - Cosmo MU - 8/8 14:54:35
          dammit! I was doing a tent post next. - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:54:56
     Bluesox's dad could clean the boat afterwards(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/8 14:53:46
          LOL(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU - 8/8 14:54:17
     the same person would be on the boat, but go by diff. names - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 8/8 14:52:50
          You didn't have to put "DH" there, we get the joke (nm) - Cosmo MU - 8/8 14:53:44
     Requests for anchor icon get ignored(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU - 8/8 14:52:05
     pickle will declare mutiny and steer us to international - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:51:49
     Bluestrike would be recognized by Obama as the greatest - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:51:36
     McMuffin would get removed from Tigerboat until 2020 - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:51:25
          Like that would ever happen. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/8 14:56:24
     FaurotFan would claim to be nailing apfansis(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 14:51:01
     kct-bonetiger will brag about us hooking up with chicks(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:50:41
          LMAO (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:50:49
     DOC would post a picture of Pickle's dock (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:49:31
          lmao(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 8/8 14:49:45
     STLDFW would get head from the Butcher (nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/8 14:49:19
          STL1DFW would claim to own the boat - Eggs MU - 8/8 14:50:08
     smoke wud threaten to jump off, then bang milf and brag *(nm) - smoke STL - 8/8 14:49:12
          oh man - Cosmo MU - 8/8 14:51:33
          And likely be **** hammered (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:50:13
          YES!! (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/8 14:49:57
     someone would show pictures of other Tigerboat boaters - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:49:03
     someone's getting sucker-punched - Joeboo MU - 8/8 14:48:11
          RE: someone's getting sucker-punched - FIJItiger MU - 8/8 14:50:55
          crudup (nm) - Cosmo MU - 8/8 14:50:36
     Astro would get all the moorings and tackle tangled up(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:48:11
     Argument over which has the better port - KC or Stl.(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU - 8/8 14:47:38
     Sarge would invite Betty White aboard and pound her vag (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:47:11
          honestly - Joeboo MU - 8/8 14:47:27
     JG would tell boring marine biology stories(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:46:51
          The sea was angry that day my friend(nm) - JG MU - 8/8 14:47:37
     I would be the DJ and everyone would hate the music - Cosmo MU - 8/8 14:46:44
          not everyone(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:47:34
               Thanks bro. You and livinsmall can hang out in the dj booth - Cosmo MU - 8/8 14:48:25
               Way to gay this thing up (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:48:14
                    It's Tigerboat(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:49:26
     Tigernuts would sing songs (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:46:37
          At least it wouldn't seem as weird he was shirtless(nm) - FIJItiger MU - 8/8 14:48:55
          we could sail his girlfriend home - Joeboo MU - 8/8 14:46:59
     tkb and i would hook up(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 8/8 14:46:30
          PFHB(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:47:19
          ^^^I would watch this. (nm) - Evenflow MU - 8/8 14:47:17
     Boat's wiring is a laughingstock(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU - 8/8 14:46:17
     Black Joeboo would not get on(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:45:50
     somebody would manage to plant a tree too close to the hull(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:45:42
     Reino would stick his dick on women-Gyro (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:45:37
     Shoedix would show up, drink the beer, and ***** the entire - Joeboo MU - 8/8 14:44:52
          ACCURATE(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 8/8 14:45:14
               This one sucks(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/8 14:46:50
          Lol (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:45:14
     Argument over whether or not it is a yacht(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU - 8/8 14:44:40
     Iam would get it reduced to Tigeryacht(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:44:05
          nice(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:44:15
     dead wives everywhere(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:43:20
     some guy would keep all his boarding passess and talk - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:43:17
          And remind you how he never misses a boat ride. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:44:41
          And keep a spreadsheet on what everyone on board paid - Eggs MU - 8/8 14:43:58
     STL vs KC arm wrestling tournament(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 8/8 14:42:42
     it would sink in embarrassing fasion, and then - Joeboo MU - 8/8 14:42:17
     A wife would leave a man for a woman on another boat (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:42:03
          Damn(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 14:43:19
     The head would clog within the first five minutes(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU - 8/8 14:41:47
     underaged girls would be oggled(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:41:45
     The only black would fall off the boat and die because - Eggs MU - 8/8 14:41:43
          No, he'd die because Tigrrrr shot him when he reached into - Cosmo MU - 8/8 14:43:42
               I thought Tigrrrr! liked Jay C though(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 14:44:39
                    He wore white pants (nm) - FIJItiger MU - 8/8 14:45:32
     One of the boating noobs would fall off and die (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/8 14:40:48
     none of the women would be believed to be women(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/8 14:40:42
     FIJI would cry about Kim Anderson(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:40:28
          don't why I laughed so loud..... - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:41:09
          I'm not getting on that boat (nm) - FIJItiger MU - 8/8 14:40:59
               You're the captain(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/8 14:41:40
                    I'm still not on the boat (nm) - FIJItiger MU - 8/8 14:42:25
                         You're on the poop deck(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/8 14:42:58
     Comparing credit scores, throwing footballs from - FIJItiger MU - 8/8 14:40:17
     Power hungry security throwing people off for no reason(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 14:39:51
     2 of the boaters would hook up and get married(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:39:51
     Hilarious Co-pilots(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:39:48
     word game for lake and water and buoy and dinghy(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 8/8 14:39:47
     Glory Hole Room, with basically unlimited penises. (nm) - Evenflow MU - 8/8 14:39:38
     one dude would leave, then come back, then leave, then come - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:39:23
          lol(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 8/8 14:43:44
          you need a meltdown in between the coming back and leaving(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:40:24
     there would be like 4 or 5 different rooms - Joeboo MU - 8/8 14:38:16
     Making fun of boat moderator(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/8 14:38:15
     Sober boating(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:38:15
          oops, i swore I saw the word "never" in the OP(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/8 14:38:32
     Comparing dinghies(nm) - Fred G. Sanford USA - 8/8 14:38:08
     weird dude would get kicked off - cnk ATL - 8/8 14:37:56
          Pretty funny(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/8 14:42:08
               90tiger would speak of his love for cycling(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/8 14:42:32
                    this one sucks(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 8/8 14:43:31
                         You don't get it, and all of yours suck sugar(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/8 14:45:51
                              please don't call me that(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 8/8 14:48:08
                                   Ok sugar(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/8 14:48:53
          Perfect(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 14:38:14
     Tigerboard new software release party(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU - 8/8 14:37:13
     butt chugging(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/8 14:36:54
     fat(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 8/8 14:36:46
          the live well is full of chex mix(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/8 14:39:36
          Like, fat people would be on it?(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 14:37:41
               yes. BEING FAT(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 8/8 14:39:03
                    ok so Reino would be on the boat, check(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/8 14:40:20




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