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Posted on: February 16, 2019 at 11:29:54 CT
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Try to get as much snow piled up on the shovel as possible. Throw it as far as you can with hard sharp jerky motions utilizing the spine.

Make sure to hold your breath through the motions to increase spine-power.

Make sure you get out there right when you wake up but after a pot of coffee amd about a gram of cocaine.

If you feel sharp pains in the chest or your heart racing, dont worry thats just the cocaine doing its job.

Consider losing the shirt and/or pants, they could get caught on the shovel and that could be dangerous.
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Protip re: shoveling snow… - UncleTupelo MU - 2/16 11:11:33
     Use push broom when colder than 23 degrees. Easier(nm) - TigerFan92 MU - 2/16 16:58:39
     dont shovel?(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 2/16 13:27:57
     My protip? - Tigrrrr! MU - 2/16 13:17:25
     Knew this since i was probably 8 years old - Grasslands MU - 2/16 12:24:06
     Alternative tips i heard... - colonel angus beef KC - 2/16 11:29:54
          You forgot one thing - Cosmo MU - 2/16 12:59:18
          RE: Alternative tips i heard... - scan MU - 2/16 11:44:10
               #safetyfirst - colonel angus beef KC - 2/16 11:52:52
          Another tip is to lock your knees when lifting. - Mizzou Tom KC - 2/16 11:41:01
          Great response. (nm) - UncleTupelo MU - 2/16 11:41:00
     We barely got enough to cover the roads but.. - Nebraska99 STL - 2/16 11:14:26
          Are you getting more tonight? - UncleTupelo MU - 2/16 11:18:59
               RE: Are you getting more tonight? - Nebraska99 STL - 2/16 11:32:41
                    We got almost 6 inches with possible 3 on the way - colonel angus beef KC - 2/16 11:40:07
                         So how much is that?(nm) - playhard KC - 2/16 11:46:20
                              Just the tip. (nm) - UncleTupelo MU - 2/16 11:50:07
                                   Band name, called it. - colonel angus beef KC - 2/16 11:50:57
                              $Texas - colonel angus beef KC - 2/16 11:49:45
                         I've had enough of winter. nm - Nebraska99 STL - 2/16 11:46:11
               snow or sex?(nm) - playhard KC - 2/16 11:28:45
                    99 f*cks - UncleTupelo MU - 2/16 12:00:11




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