Hey Wirdcat, I get DNA resurts back too, boddy

Posted on: May 7, 2024 at 12:02:08 CT

Yu think *yu* were riving a rie?

I get my resurts back, it say I 55% Porish

43% Brazirian

Onry 2% Asian!!!!

It ok, boddy

I Brazirian wax my barrs to cerebrate my curture

Wax on, wax off, now my barrs rook rearry nice

Den I buy 30 pounds Porish sausage, arso carred Kierbasa

Yu come to my prace, we eat Kierbasa tir we arr furr

But stirr more Porish sausage reft

Yu say "where yu put arr this reftover sausage?"

I say "BOAISY, boddy.”

Rittre Porish-Brazirian semen say “BONZAI!!!!!”

Edited by McMuffin at 12:22:20 on 05/07/24