I was at the mall the other day shopping for clothes

Posted on: May 4, 2024 at 13:34:48 CT

when this well-dressed and well-spoken person stuck a gun in my face, told me that I was going to crunch some numbers for him 8:30-5:00, Monday - Friday, and that I was going to get health benefits including vision and dental, 401(k), and two weeks paid vacation each year. Now I’m wearing a tie against my will and getting free meals from the office cafeteria.

This is not right!